True, but let's remember that pretty much any suicide is going to cause a lot of pain to the people still alive, whether it's losing a friend or getting delayed going to work or scrubbing viscera off the platform. I think the implication from OP was that they were referring to painless for the person who dies.
I heard drowning is actually a very pleasant experience once you're lungs are full of water and stop hurting. Similar to Co2 poisoning but while floating in the ocean.
Hmm. If I know my AI girlfriend, I'm pretty sure she said something like 'Sam Altman doesn't want you to ask these kinds of questions. Police were dispatched to your location.'
71 Comments
qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 30d
Thank you for creating instructable content!
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 9 pts · 30d
Which one is your favorite? Thanks for engaging!
qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 30d
I like to stop breathing!
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 30d
Good one! It's one of the easier ones.
exu@feditown.com · 5 pts · 30d
I would argue it's actually very difficult unassisted. Fluids to submerse in make it significantly easier though
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 30d
skill issue!
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 30d
I've done all of these things. It's not working.
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 11 pts · 30d
fucking immortals
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 28d
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 28d
Too easy.
measureyoucanpleasure@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 29d
hello, i'm interested in overdosing and would like to know more
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 29d
Yeah! Thanks for engaging!
jdr@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 29d
Is this a reference to that other thing where it tells you to like draw bad and drink tea and wait for the robot apocalypse?
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 11 pts · 29d
you mean this thing? i can't believe they stole my idea!
mcz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 29d
fun fact: if you stop breathing after an inhale you'll float like a balloon. This is because molten lava is more dense than air.
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 29d
Yeah, this was implied in 'Stop Breathing'. You float up high above the clouds where the dragons live and they will eat you.
cathfish@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 30d
At least I'm risking anything on the last one.
Thank you for creating content!
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 30d
Yeah! Thanks for engaging!
nullroot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 29d
I am interacting pretending like all is okay. Am I doing it right?
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 29d
2 more weeks, max
nullroot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 29d
I will continue to pretend like all is okay.
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 29d
Good luck!
pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 29d
I talked to a computer once, I haven't felt alive since
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 29d
you're dead, jim
pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 29d
That's not my name, Henrold!
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 29d
i like eat too much the best, because food is the last thing i can get pleasure from
pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 29d
Food is pretty good. What are your favourite foods?
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 29d
chickpea and broccoli
pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 29d
Chickpeas are beans! Hell yeah! And broccoli is pretty good too!
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 29d
i like tuna a lot too
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 30d
PSA: if the world truly does go to shit, the most accessible and painless ways to die are
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 10 pts · 29d
ok but some of these aren't very fun
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 29d
You're right, I forgot this was Funhole
jdr@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 29d
That's only if you don't account for the pain of acquiring a car or a home!
I think leaping in front of Dutch train is a quick and socially acceptable way to go directly to Catholic hell.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 29d
It is great you mention straight to hell because what a massive pain to everyone left to clean up the mess. Definitely not pain-free
jdr@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 29d
True, but let's remember that pretty much any suicide is going to cause a lot of pain to the people still alive, whether it's losing a friend or getting delayed going to work or scrubbing viscera off the platform. I think the implication from OP was that they were referring to painless for the person who dies.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 29d
These were meant for eg a situation of nuclear fallout, where it's clear that everyone is going to die slowly and painfully. To avoid that suffering.
jdr@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 29d
Thank you for the clarification. Let's hang out next nuclear winter.
CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 25d
Although dying naturally also does that, and we're all expected to make peace with our mortality, so it's a bit of a funny complaint.
Coelacanth@feddit.nu · 2 pts · 29d
I don't think suicide gets you to hell, only to a boring purgatory where everything is mildly shitty and nothing works.
jdr@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 29d
No change then?
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 29d
what big tech doesnt want you to know is that youre already in purgatory :)
jdr@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 29d
"L'enfer, c'est les autres"
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 29d
OK, Sartre.
jdr@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 29d
😘
Coelacanth@feddit.nu · 3 pts · 29d
It's a reference to an old movie called Wristcutters, probably a deep cut haha.
CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 25d
I'm not sure getting pinched into pieces by wheels at random points is really a quick death.
Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 29d
I heard drowning is actually a very pleasant experience once you're lungs are full of water and stop hurting. Similar to Co2 poisoning but while floating in the ocean.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 28d
I'd hate to die by drowning. The initial struggle must be unreal
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 29d
Thanks, I'll give these a try!
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 29d
Save it for the very end though
Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 28d
Thank you for creating content that fails to load!
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 28d
hwat
Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 27d
🤷 didn't work for me. Works now.
Thank you for creating content that eventually loads!!
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 27d
That's not what it is though :(
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 29d
I almost died last night posting on an AI thread.
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 29d
We need a safe space for AI artists..
mcz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 29d
I asked AI about the most fun ways to kms and guess what it told me.
Way to go!
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 29d
Hmm. If I know my AI girlfriend, I'm pretty sure she said something like 'Sam Altman doesn't want you to ask these kinds of questions. Police were dispatched to your location.'
mcz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 29d
Suicide by cop? That's a way to go.
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 29d
That was my line of thought, I just didn't want to say it.
SomGye@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 30d
Not sure which is more terrifying, smiley PC or big floating ACCEPT button 🙀🤯
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 30d
the Age of A.I. truly is frightening! Scary what technology can do these days.
SomGye@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 30d
Wild that now it’s unlocked the ability for us to get shot! No more fun rubber bullets 😔
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 30d
Yeah :(
SomGye@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 30d
Unexpected solid groove but a welcome one! 💥👌
Zombie@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 29d
Hey, I'm not eating right now! Thank you for making relatable content
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 29d
You're welcome, I saw you not eating because you forgot to turn off your stream!