I mean, the pointy bit is away and last I checked it does not matter which way is up if she wanted to stab you as long as the pointy bit faces away. But hey, it’s been a while since I was stabbed and she looks like she got the stabby face. I Might not remember correctly.
Actually, funny story. I have big eyes similar to hers. When I smile normally, they squint so I look like I'm closing my eyes or sleeping (and my eyelids are very trigger-happy with flash so it's a double whammy). I then get the feedback to "open my eyes" and I end up looking insane like that photo. So it's a lose-lose situation.
In general I photograph poorly tbh, I look better in mirrors and in motion 🙂↕️🙂↕️
All my siblings and I do the same. There is an image from the wedding of one of my sister's. And the only person without crazy goggle-eyes is a sister in law in the back of the photo.
I wasn’t gonna bother with the link, but I wanted to see how good my blocking was. Pihole has about a half million blocked sites and not a single ad or anything.
I use an apk called "Thunder" for Lemmy and it stays in apk for links, but doesn't have ad blockers. Other than that issue it's awesome for doom scrolling on here.
I was more so just reflecting on how much time has passed since 2012 when AdviceAnimals memes like this were still relevant and popular. Unfortunately, much more time than "5 years" has passed since those days, we are all old now and the time is gone :(
38 Comments
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 127 pts · 12d
I've always found her exceptionally attractive.
tpihkal@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 12d
Go for it! What could go wrong?
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 12d
I can fix her
OpenStars@discuss.online · 32 pts · 12d
So fun!
perishthethought@piefed.social · 17 pts · 12d
Has she never held any knife before?
OpenStars@discuss.online · 7 pts · 12d
That's... part of the charm? 🤷
Stupidmanager@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 11d
I mean, the pointy bit is away and last I checked it does not matter which way is up if she wanted to stab you as long as the pointy bit faces away. But hey, it’s been a while since I was stabbed and she looks like she got the stabby face. I Might not remember correctly.
halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 12d
she can fix me
bytejunk@piefed.social · 2 pts · 11d
I don't know that anyone can bring back the part of you that's missing.
rainwall@piefed.social · 9 pts · 12d
Pure mirin' energy.
daggermoon@piefed.world · 7 pts · 12d
Same.
sangeteria@lemmy.ml · 61 pts · 12d
Actually, funny story. I have big eyes similar to hers. When I smile normally, they squint so I look like I'm closing my eyes or sleeping (and my eyelids are very trigger-happy with flash so it's a double whammy). I then get the feedback to "open my eyes" and I end up looking insane like that photo. So it's a lose-lose situation.
In general I photograph poorly tbh, I look better in mirrors and in motion 🙂↕️🙂↕️
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk · 56 pts · 12d
Test_Tickles@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 12d
Same. Rather than "opening your eyes" raise your eyebrows. This will "open your eyes" a bit without summoning the full crazy eyes.
halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 12d
Amazing advice
Test_Tickles@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 12d
As someone who has literally decades worth of pictures that look like they were taken "moments before the incident", I am glad I can help.
I also must admit that the thought that literally dozens of people around the world are flexing their foreheads because of me is very amusing.
sangeteria@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 11d
This is so smart, will do tyty
banause@feddit.org · 10 pts · 12d
You are overthinking 😂
ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org · 7 pts · 12d
All my siblings and I do the same. There is an image from the wedding of one of my sister's. And the only person without crazy goggle-eyes is a sister in law in the back of the photo.
perishthethought@piefed.social · 59 pts · 12d
She must be, what, like 5 years older now?
SeventySeven@sh.itjust.works · 56 pts · 12d
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 12d
Oh no what happened?
db2@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 12d
Nothing new that the internet at large would latch on to.
https://auspublishers.com.au/laina-morris/
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de · 20 pts · 12d
Holy shit. Have your ad block up in full force before clicking that link and getting forwarding and McAfee cancer.
db2@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 12d
Sorry, I have at least two layers of ad blocking, I forgot to check that.
rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social · 8 pts · 12d
It's not your job protecting the non-blockers. It's their own shame.
TehWorld@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 12d
I wasn’t gonna bother with the link, but I wanted to see how good my blocking was. Pihole has about a half million blocked sites and not a single ad or anything.
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 12d
I use an apk called "Thunder" for Lemmy and it stays in apk for links, but doesn't have ad blockers. Other than that issue it's awesome for doom scrolling on here.
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 12d
Good for her, knows what she wants and knows when to step away. I hope she's doing ok now. Thank you for sharing the story.
doeknius_gloek@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 12d
That's a lot of words for "She created a meme by doing a Justin Bieber parody, then did YouTube from 2010-2019, then disappeared from the internet".
SeventySeven@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 12d
I was more so just reflecting on how much time has passed since 2012 when AdviceAnimals memes like this were still relevant and popular. Unfortunately, much more time than "5 years" has passed since those days, we are all old now and the time is gone :(
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 12d
I ated all of the time, sorryyyy
ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 12d
Didn't her and Scumbag Steve meet once? Or was that the girl from the Stacy meme?
rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social · 4 pts · 12d
According to my abysmal memory, that was Stacy.
CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 12d
I know Laina but who's the other person?
smeenz@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 12d
This picture is now the new meme
fisch@lemmy.world · -12 pts · 12d
Is that overly attached girlfriend? Shouldn't she be like, I don't know, 70 by now?
lemmyvore@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 12d
She's 35.