You have an issue that your boy has a hypothetical job to pay for silver bullets when you propose a made-up scenario with a non-existing mystical creature to him?
My dude. That’s the issue! You and me, and I don’t know you, we can hatch a fucking plan. All I’m saying, with all the respect I can muster, is that Dave sure as shit can’t handle the situation he is preparing for.
Good question! The silver actually dissolves in contact with their blood and causes their cells to rapidly tear themselves apart, diminishing in the process. So a trace amount of silver would hurt terribly, but would likely not kill them.
Source: no
23 Comments
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works · 126 pts · 11d
You know, I didn't think I'd use this image more than once in a day, but what do you know?
innermeerkat@jlai.lu · 62 pts · 11d
msage@programming.dev · 19 pts · 11d
The eyes full of regret...
Hupf@feddit.org · 4 pts · 11d
They kind of look like the ones from Dungeon Soup
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 11d
source? This is hilarious
cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 11d
I think it’s @cartumante I just can’t find the original
Psionicsickness@reddthat.com · 46 pts · 11d
Showed this to my dipshit friend. He says, “I’d just bring silver bullets, easy!”
So that sent me down a little rabbit hole. His 9mm Glock if you made bullets out of silver would cost about $15 a shot.
That boy ain’t got no job, ladies and gentlemen.
gedfromgont@piefed.ca · 20 pts · 11d
You have an issue that your boy has a hypothetical job to pay for silver bullets when you propose a made-up scenario with a non-existing mystical creature to him?
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk · 17 pts · 11d
Yes, but only because he said "easy" at the end.
Psionicsickness@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 11d
My dude. That’s the issue! You and me, and I don’t know you, we can hatch a fucking plan. All I’m saying, with all the respect I can muster, is that Dave sure as shit can’t handle the situation he is preparing for.
ghost9@piefed.social · 3 pts · 11d
Clearly he thinks the odds of being attacked by a non-existing creature are better than the odds of his friend getting his life together.
FishFace@piefed.social · 11 pts · 11d
Surely silver plated is good enough?
filcuk@feddit.uk · 16 pts · 11d
Good question! The silver actually dissolves in contact with their blood and causes their cells to rapidly tear themselves apart, diminishing in the process. So a trace amount of silver would hurt terribly, but would likely not kill them.
Source: no
starik@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 11d
Do even a solid silver bullet only does local damage?
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 10d
That's what student loans are for!
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 30 pts · 11d
Yes to the first.
Also yes to the second, because the werewolf that fucked me also bit me and now I have the strength of a werewolf.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 25 pts · 11d
What if they just blew out your ring and now you have a werehole and it’s not a full moon?
Bbbbbbbbbbb@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 11d
Theyre going owwooooo no matter what
Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 6 pts · 11d
Welcome to the wengbang
sundray@lemmus.org · 15 pts · 11d
Oh no please mister wolf I'm just a weak little bunny ~❤️
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 11d
Knotty premise.
boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 10d
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 10d
8.1% huh?
Well... this is awkward.