c/raccoons · by I_Am_with_you@lemmy.world · 1dWhat do Raccoons eat? 108 points · 20 comments · view on lemmy.world
20 Comments
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1d
An easier question woukd be "what wont they eat?"
Stache_@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 1d
A collapsing neutron star.
Oh and maybe that Surströmming smelly fish stuff
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 10 pts · 1d
They'd eat those, too.
e0qdk@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 1d
I don't know about that; given some of the things raccoons eat they might take it gladly and ask for seconds. 🤔️
pseudo@jlai.lu · 3 pts · 1d
I googled it and now I want to eat it.
probable_possum@leminal.space · 1 pts · 1h
What does a neutron star taste like?
Loid@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1h
Like batteries
over_clox@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1d
Which came first, the trash panda or the trash can? 🤔
I_Am_with_you@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1d
The trash can came first. But the raccoon immediately recognized its true purpose. 😂
Stache_@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1d
Why else would they evolve masks? Those sneaky lil buggers
Zorque@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1d
What do raccoons eat, or what should raccoons eat?
darthsundhaft@piefed.social · 4 pts · 1d
Erm, actually. They eat trash.
anon6789@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d
Fruits are treats, they should be having much more veggies, and you need more protein/meat.
elevenbones@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1d
Who me?
anon6789@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1d
Yes. (Assuming you're also an omnivore.)
Also the raccoons.
huquad@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1d
Also marshmallows, particularly if you leave a bag outside to go grab your graham crackers from the truck
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 20h
Cotton candy, though, is troublesome
hankmurphy@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 1d
One single uncooked Impossible breakfast sausage.
indepndnt@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d
Cat food, after somehow opening the chip-reading cat door from the outside.
boaratio@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2h
Trash pandas.