Thinking about the normal things people have to do is weird. No matter how powerful or rich or famous someone is, they still had to try on socks to see if the seam was uncomfortable, they have to wipe their butt, they have to do smell checks on their armpits, they have to agree with somebody that they "would like some oral sex please", they have to apologise for spitting while eating and talking. Imagine the most powerful and influencial person you can think of, walking back and forth while trying new shoes and trying to figure out of they're comfortable enough to keep for daily use.
12 Comments
mrmisses@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 15d
I'm a stay at home dad. My boss is not potty trained.
DahGangalang@infosec.pub · 16 pts · 15d
Glad to see you finally trained the cat to use the litter box.
Though calling it your "boss" is a little demeaning. Don't you mean "my holiest divine master"?
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 14d
Im potty trained, but i like to treat myself every now and again
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 14d
Should I even ask…. I mean, I have so many questions, but I’m afraid of hearing the answer.
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 14d
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 15d
Unfortunately, the president of the United States is not.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 14d
well he destroyed his bowels with cocaine and adderall.
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 15d
For some real fun start thinking this about everyone you meet:
This person has shat their pants more than once.
cRazi_man@europe.pub · 1 pts · 14d
Thinking about the normal things people have to do is weird. No matter how powerful or rich or famous someone is, they still had to try on socks to see if the seam was uncomfortable, they have to wipe their butt, they have to do smell checks on their armpits, they have to agree with somebody that they "would like some oral sex please", they have to apologise for spitting while eating and talking. Imagine the most powerful and influencial person you can think of, walking back and forth while trying new shoes and trying to figure out of they're comfortable enough to keep for daily use.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 14d
Unless you work in the White House. Potty training is optional. President is one of the few non-potty trained jobs still around.
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 14d
Ironically, I pee in the shower.
churrodestroyer@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 14d
Shower trained