The water tank behind the toilet sometimes hisses due to how it works.
Most people conveniently ignore it because sleep-adled brains are fucking idiots.
Based on this description, I imagined a super deep male voice slowly saying "hiss" as a word, not making it a sound effect. Yeah, that does sound scary 😆
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lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org · 105 pts · 15h
Another Channer gets spooked by his own farts lol
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz · 64 pts · 14h
It would explain the gut feeling
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 15h
My dog does this sometimes.
vrek@programming.dev · 22 pts · 14h
I always laugh when mine is sleeping then wakes himself up by farting...
Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 67 pts · 14h
How does one hiss in a deep male voice?
Leonixster@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 62 pts · 13h
[Hisses masculinely]
ddplf@szmer.info · 25 pts · 11h
Holy shit brooo do that again
Lag@piefed.world · 15 pts · 11h
[Morgan Freeman with a lisp]
jaycifer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 5h
The way they speak in snake in the Harry Potter movies would be an example.
prex@aussie.zone · 47 pts · 15h
I thinl someone just pissed all over their own house.
lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 6h
Well they had to open all the lights in the room somehow
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de · 39 pts · 13h
a possibility nobody has mentioned yet: undiagnosed psychosis
though other possibilities like the water tank, a fart, or anything else innocuous are probably more likely
massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 6 pts · 7h
Or any brain-related condition might cause this eerie feeling of uneasiness, that there is someone in the room, auditive hallucinations, etc.
I would check with my doctor next day.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 31 pts · 12h
The lid was down
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 12h
Echoes of his own piss
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 17 pts · 11h
How do you hiss in a deep manly voice? 🤔
ToastedRavioli@midwest.social · 11 pts · 6h
He/him/hisssss
HodorPlease@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 10h
Hisssss?
lath@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 13h
The water tank behind the toilet sometimes hisses due to how it works. Most people conveniently ignore it because sleep-adled brains are fucking idiots.
kat_angstrom@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 6h
Real: Actual monsters are everywhere at all times, but only come to your bathroom at night.
Heterosexual: Those monsters have genitalia, and if you're charming enough, you can initiate various forms of intercourse with them.
Or just like, run around your house peeing everywhere while opening lights.
Skyline969@piefed.ca · 12 pts · 13h
Does this doof have one of those automatic spray air fresheners?
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 12 pts · 7h
Anon is an idiot.
Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 12 pts · 13h
Fake: It wasn't nobody, it was a boyfriend anon is living with and he's lying about it.
Gay: It wasn't nobody, it was a boyfriend anon is living with and he's lying about it.
baines@lemmy.cafe · 8 pts · 14h
check for gas leaks
AlteredEgo@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 5h
Maybe he drank some cider?
There is anecdotal evidence that it can lead to an overwhelming sense of impending doom.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 6h
Carbon monoxide?
Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1h
Based on this description, I imagined a super deep male voice slowly saying "hiss" as a word, not making it a sound effect. Yeah, that does sound scary 😆