Anon has a paranormal experience

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lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org · 105 pts · 15h (3 replies)

Another Channer gets spooked by his own farts lol

nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz · 64 pts · 14h

It would explain the gut feeling

MutantTailThing@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 15h (1 reply)

My dog does this sometimes.

vrek@programming.dev · 22 pts · 14h

I always laugh when mine is sleeping then wakes himself up by farting...

Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 67 pts · 14h (4 replies)

How does one hiss in a deep male voice?

Leonixster@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 62 pts · 13h (2 replies)

[Hisses masculinely]

ddplf@szmer.info · 25 pts · 11h (1 reply)

Holy shit brooo do that again

Lag@piefed.world · 15 pts · 11h

[Morgan Freeman with a lisp]

jaycifer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 5h

The way they speak in snake in the Harry Potter movies would be an example.

prex@aussie.zone · 47 pts · 15h (1 reply)

I thinl someone just pissed all over their own house.

lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 6h

Well they had to open all the lights in the room somehow

baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de · 39 pts · 13h (1 reply)

a possibility nobody has mentioned yet: undiagnosed psychosis

though other possibilities like the water tank, a fart, or anything else innocuous are probably more likely

massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 6 pts · 7h

Or any brain-related condition might cause this eerie feeling of uneasiness, that there is someone in the room, auditive hallucinations, etc.

I would check with my doctor next day.

blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 31 pts · 12h

The lid was down

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 12h

Echoes of his own piss

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 17 pts · 11h (2 replies)

How do you hiss in a deep manly voice? 🤔

ToastedRavioli@midwest.social · 11 pts · 6h

He/him/hisssss

HodorPlease@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 10h

Hisssss?

lath@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 13h

The water tank behind the toilet sometimes hisses due to how it works. Most people conveniently ignore it because sleep-adled brains are fucking idiots.

kat_angstrom@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 6h

Real: Actual monsters are everywhere at all times, but only come to your bathroom at night.

Heterosexual: Those monsters have genitalia, and if you're charming enough, you can initiate various forms of intercourse with them.

Or just like, run around your house peeing everywhere while opening lights.

Skyline969@piefed.ca · 12 pts · 13h

Does this doof have one of those automatic spray air fresheners?

deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 12 pts · 7h

open all the lights

Anon is an idiot.

Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 12 pts · 13h

Fake: It wasn't nobody, it was a boyfriend anon is living with and he's lying about it.

Gay: It wasn't nobody, it was a boyfriend anon is living with and he's lying about it.

baines@lemmy.cafe · 8 pts · 14h

check for gas leaks

AlteredEgo@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 5h

Maybe he drank some cider?

There is anecdotal evidence that it can lead to an overwhelming sense of impending doom.

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 6h

Carbon monoxide?

Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1h

Based on this description, I imagined a super deep male voice slowly saying "hiss" as a word, not making it a sound effect. Yeah, that does sound scary 😆