c/lemmyshitpost · by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 1dIgnorance is bliss 726 points · 19 comments · view on lemmy.world
19 Comments
thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 39 pts · 1d
Innocent angel now. Criminal mastermind soon.
Murse@slrpnk.net · 11 pts · 1d
Still a criminal mastermind, just cute.
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1d
Nobody has to make a LinkedIn profile though. Simply starving to death is a much preferable alternative.
dismay3915@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d
Building your own website and content >>> linkdin
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de · 24 pts · 1d
Getting my cat an email account has really fast-tracked his business, plus I don't have to listen to the fax machine all the time.
lowleveldata@programming.dev · 10 pts · 1d
Hope this comment finds you well.
If you are this cute as fuck you don't need no LinkedIn either
Looking forward to hearing from you soon!
Best Regards
Murse@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 1d
Isn't linkedin just bots talking about their corporations? There aren't actual humans there, right?
explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1d
My coworkers use it, and claim to not currently be looking for jobs! I can't understand why someone would willingly subject themselves to that.
bibbasa@piefed.social · 8 pts · 1d
i dunno man, cats basically run this shit
Obnomus@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1d
Agent641@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1d
He knows not of New Teams, nor of Teams (New)
redbrick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d
Dis' lil' puddy tat is going to be a very dangerous creature when it's grown up. Remember that lil raptor Dr. Grant picked up in Jurassic park? ...this is it...in a cute furry lil' bundle. :-)
glups@piefed.social · 3 pts · 1d
Lucky bastard
houndeyes@toast.ooo · 3 pts · 6h
psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d
I worked in corporate middle management for 15 years and never had a linkedin profile and never will.
InFerNo@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1d
I also never have to create a linkedin profile
the_q@piefed.social · 2 pts · 1d
He'll always live in the present.
Toes@ani.social · 1 pts · 1d
Are you sure their email isn't PhatKat@linkedin.com?
Tiral@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1d
Linkedin is probably the stupidest social media ever created. It's worse than Google Circles.