Note to everyone who may want to mention that it’s a copyright move or whatever: YES… I obviously know this. But it’s just horrible the way it all worked out. Go see this poster at your local post office, it just makes you sad.
Owner: Yeah! You stunned it, just as it was wakin' up! American Reds stun easily, major.
Mr. Praline: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That country is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged conflict.
Owner: Well, it's...it's, ah...probably pining for the oil fields.
Mr. Praline: PININ' for the OIL FIELDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did it fall flat on his back the moment I got it home?
Owner: The American Red prefers kippin' on it's back! Remarkable country, id'nit, squire? Lovely landscape...
I posted the comment below about it being for counterfeiting, but man if they have it up in the post offices as well, that is just depressing and ominous. Yikes.
If this is the genuine reason, that is such a weird way to do that. It's not even hard to overlay a new text over a text that has a blank background. Ffs.
30 Comments
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 18h
Note to everyone who may want to mention that it’s a copyright move or whatever: YES… I obviously know this. But it’s just horrible the way it all worked out. Go see this poster at your local post office, it just makes you sad.
Soulphite@reddthat.com · 33 pts · 18h
I'm with you. Also, 1776-2026 implies death.
Here lies America: 1776 - 2026
DokPsy@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 17h
I mean
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 17h
Owner: No, no.....No, it's stunned!
Mr. Praline: STUNNED?!?
Owner: Yeah! You stunned it, just as it was wakin' up! American Reds stun easily, major.
Mr. Praline: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That country is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged conflict.
Owner: Well, it's...it's, ah...probably pining for the oil fields.
Mr. Praline: PININ' for the OIL FIELDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did it fall flat on his back the moment I got it home?
Owner: The American Red prefers kippin' on it's back! Remarkable country, id'nit, squire? Lovely landscape...
Davel23@fedia.io · 5 pts · 17h
Kippin'.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 17h
Edited. Thanks!
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 14h
Exactly! In 1976… it wasn’t all: 1776 to 1976! It was just: 1776!! We all knew what year it was already.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 13h
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1h
Well, yes. How could I have forgotten . And yet, somehow, the visual notation, the dot, it is so much better than the dash, isn’t it?
BuckFutter@timeyak.com · 5 pts · 17h
I posted the comment below about it being for counterfeiting, but man if they have it up in the post offices as well, that is just depressing and ominous. Yikes.
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 14h
I have a PO BOX so it’s nothing for me to poke my nose into a post office… but if you can… you gotta see it to believe it.
Of course, I’m pretty reactive to everything these days… I just have no idea how far we are away from: GAME OVER
BuckFutter@timeyak.com · 2 pts · 14h
Yah i generally don’t have a need to get in a post office, but I just might now out of curiosity. Thanks for posting.
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 13h
I don't get it. See what?
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1h
There are these posters in the Post Offices… something about a section of the design looks like a gravestone for the U.S. it’s sad and alarming.
BuckFutter@timeyak.com · 11 pts · 18h
Nice try, but Nah, thats only to prevent counterfeiting online
Why Is “Forever” Crossed Out on Postage Stamp Images?
Steve@startrek.website · 7 pts · 16h
You can buy a stamp and scan it. Did everyone forget about scanners?
marcos@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 16h
You can also photoshop the thin line out, or ask an AI to remove it.
The whooping 160 thousand dollars in counterfeit stamps leading to a change in how the entire USPS marketing material reads like a plain joke.
I mean... 160 THOUSAND dollars in not-valid "currency"! Can the US economy ever recover from this?
BuckFutter@timeyak.com · 2 pts · 16h
Apparently a line through the text defeats the latest and greatest in scanning technology #sarcasm lol
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 13h
Which will likely leave metadata which will tell the post office exactly where the original stamp was sold.
The cross isn't needed anymore because each stamp has a unique ID printed on it.
Steve@startrek.website · 1 pts · 13h
Where? I don’t believe you.
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 12h
Where what? The cross is right there.
Steve@startrek.website · 1 pts · 12h
The unique ID? The metadata?
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 12h
I'm not familiar with it. The ID is printed multiple times in U.V. ink. Presumably each stamp is additionally distorted more.
Steve@startrek.website · 1 pts · 12h
Im asking for a source. I just checked the forever stamps in my desk with a uv light and there is no secret printing.
huppakee@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 15h
If this is the genuine reason, that is such a weird way to do that. It's not even hard to overlay a new text over a text that has a blank background. Ffs.
BuckFutter@timeyak.com · 2 pts · 14h
Agreed I really had no idea this was a thing till searching about it. Absolutely assinine but tracks with the current folks in charge
WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social · 1 pts · 16h
Then why have they only crossed out that one word?
Eitherway, I am enjoying this shit show.
BuckFutter@timeyak.com · 1 pts · 15h
I have no explanation for any of this…just another weird event in a series of shit as you pointed out lol
DakRalter@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 5h
At first I thought that "delivering" at the top was "believing", so I thought it said:
Believing the American story for 250 years.
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 58m
I guess we all have… at least in 4th grade. It’s all been a pack of lies. Can you imagine if they told the real story?
And yet… I believe in Bernie.