c/news · by xc2215x@lemmy.world · 2dNotorious crouching sniffer known throughout Glendale and Burbank is arrested again https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2026-09-01/notorious-crouching-sniffer-known-in-glendale-burbank-is-arrested34 points · 10 comments · view on lemmy.world
10 Comments
FancyPantsFIRE@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2d
Why does he have Shrek ears, though?
magnue@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2d
There's some kind of swamp joke here but it evades me.
JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 2d
You caught a whiff of the joke?
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d
Swamp ass is a real danger. Just ask that guy.
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2d
I’m sure there’s a great origin arc about how his lament over his physical appearance turned him toward a life of villainous perversion
kmartburrito@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2d
Lol there are t shirts made about this guy
blargh513@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2d
"...performing lewd olfactory acts in bookstores across Burbank."
One way to put it I suppose.
answersplease77@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d
im flippin shit out if they put him as my cellmate. put me in solitary
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 2d
Nice ears.
gluestick@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1d