Special Treats

This is it. This is the one that got me to unsubscribe.

Anyone who does this will be king of the cockroaches after the nukes wipe us out

I fucking hate everything about this.

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I collect them in a jar on the widow sill, add a little water, and let them ferment. When the jar is full, we drink it.

Cursed as fuck

Some of you are sinners who can't be redeemed.

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Mmm, some of them look like olives!

"I know where mum's hiding snacks!"

This is why we always fight who will do the dishes

Finally a chance to share Mama's Special Fried Rice.

Each day put your sink collections in a jar. Save in the fridge.

After a week, dump the collection in a bowl.

Add the following:

a pinch of salt and pepper.

one crushed clove or garlic.

2 tablespoons of soy sauce

1/2 tablespoon fresh grated ginger

In your wok, heat up 3 tablespoons of oil.

Add 2 cups cooked, room temperature rice.

Toss rice in wok until colour starts to change.

To the wok, Add 2-3 tablespoons of soy sauce and 1 tablespoon rice vinegar. Mix well.

Push rice to the side.

Add 2 tablespoons of oil and when up to temp add your sink collections from the bowl

Stir in the oil until the sink collections become cooked. Then stir together with the rice.

While hot, take entire contents of the wok and place in water tight, seal-able mason jar.

Bury mason jar in back yard.

Enjoy.

I endured spacedicks no problem but this is gross

Enhance!

Sink salad