If I'm not perfect, I'm a failrule

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glups@piefed.social · 27 pts · 1d (3 replies)

from roughly 2019 to 2024 I did not use a single escalator

tetris11@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 1d

same! though mine was between 2016 and 2025, and was to do with escorts

protist@retrofed.com · 3 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Is that because of the risk of falling in and being eviscerated in the gears?

glups@piefed.social · 9 pts · 1d

No, but that's what I'd tell people when I didn't want to explain that I like the idea of superstitious but I'm not superstitious so I invented my own

tomatoely@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Me when my foot lands on the border of the sidewalk tile

GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 1d

Me after itching my leg and not itching the other leg to keep them balanced.

GandalftheBlack@feddit.org · 13 pts · 1d

I'm only human after rule

naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1d

Me when my wife says that I don't hold anyone else to that standard and I'm forked by having to reveal my superiority complex or hiding my self-disgust.

QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1d (1 reply)

I can never eat a cheeseburger in my entire life.

I have 'autistic idiot is scared of food disease' (ARFID) and tbh I think it's just kinda funny at this point to be an American who doesn't eat cheeseburgers lmao

zip@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 21h

As someone who also suffers from it, your description of ARFID made me laugh! Hahaha! :)

N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1d

There are just not enough good rules

chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1d

I consider those really important because otherwise how can I make any real decisions at all about my own life

teslekova@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 19h

You know, all rules that involve choices we make are made up.