Ask each of them for a dollar?
They are loyal friends, ask for $10
If you think they'd give you 10, they'd probably give you 20.
I think you're onto something.
30 million legitimate loyal friends would make you probably the most powerful person in history, and it wouldn't be close.
Revolution
Right? What couldn't you do with 30 million loyal friends?
So how loyal are we talking? There's some governments I'd like to overthrow
They each want a dollar
They could give you a dollar.
Probably more than once, it must be said
Struggle for months to organize a 30 minute get together where everyone is available?
At that scale just make it whenever and call it a strike.
Ask each of them for $5
Fuck.
Lay seige to constantinople? Obviously?
Would each of those friends give me a dollar? 🤔
They'd each come work one day for you free of charge when you start a company to give you a boost. Not all on the same day but spread out over the first few months.
See how much money that could make you compared to the 30 million.
Fam has never heard of onboarding costs
19 Comments
almost1337@lemmy.zip · 34 pts · 5d
Ask each of them for a dollar?
Rambomst@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 5d
They are loyal friends, ask for $10
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 5d
If you think they'd give you 10, they'd probably give you 20.
Rambomst@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 5d
I think you're onto something.
bdonvr@thelemmy.club · 22 pts · 5d
30 million legitimate loyal friends would make you probably the most powerful person in history, and it wouldn't be close.
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 5d
Revolution
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 5d
Right? What couldn't you do with 30 million loyal friends?
tehmics@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 5d
So how loyal are we talking? There's some governments I'd like to overthrow
echodot@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 5d
They each want a dollar
MoonRaven@feddit.nl · 14 pts · 5d
They could give you a dollar.
yakko@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 5d
Probably more than once, it must be said
vrek@programming.dev · 8 pts · 5d
Struggle for months to organize a 30 minute get together where everyone is available?
microcapybara@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 5d
At that scale just make it whenever and call it a strike.
NutinButNet@hilariouschaos.com · 6 pts · 5d
Ask each of them for $5
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 5d
Fuck.
davetortoise@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 5d
Lay seige to constantinople? Obviously?
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 1 pts · 5d
Would each of those friends give me a dollar? 🤔
boonhet@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 5d
They'd each come work one day for you free of charge when you start a company to give you a boost. Not all on the same day but spread out over the first few months.
See how much money that could make you compared to the 30 million.
yakko@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 5d
Fam has never heard of onboarding costs