c/BrandNewSentence · by Wren@lemmy.today · 1dBest part of owning a bidet is if you're puking in the toilet you can take a sip out of the fountain 268 points · 25 comments · view on lemmy.world
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Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 1d
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1d
I see you are puking.
I have a nice lifehack for you!
hOrni@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1d
That's why I use the sink. Easier to take a sip. Shitting however, gets more problematic.
Edit: For those worried about germs, I meant the kitchen sink so my toothbrush is fine.
tomenzgg@midwest.social · 2 pts · 1d
Honestly, I was more worried about your plumbing; but now I understand.
Aedis@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1d
It literally cost you nothing to not post this.
minorkeys@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1d
But they gain everything when they do.
tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1d
nope nope nopity nope.
crispbacon99@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 1d
Jokes aside, what would be wrong with doing this?
schildfrosch@feddit.org · 28 pts · 1d
splatter definitely gets on the nozzle
Mpatch@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1d
Yeah but like it's self washing after a few sec
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d
Sanitized != sterilized
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1d
You might want to look up the definition of the word sanitized. ðŸ¤
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1d
I work in biotech.
https://blog.foodsafety.ca/understanding-difference-between-cleaning-sanitizing-sterilizing
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d
starik@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 1d
The bidet isn’t getting sanitized. Just rinsed a bit.
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1d
I'm gonna bet you're not putting your dishes and utensils through an autoclave.
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d
I'm not putting shit in my dishwasher though
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 1d
The bidet showerhead is inside the toilet, taking splashes when you poop
naeap@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1d
Doesn't need to be
The bidets in hotels I've been to are always the old kind, which is a completely separate device to the side of the toilet
WoodYouLookAtThat@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 1d
Its still going to get splashback
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1d
Still it's getting splashed when you wash your ass
bigmclargehuge@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1d
Try it and report back !
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1d
A sip from the neti pot?! Disgusting!
GreenBean@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 1d
Things I'd never known until I was today old.
jankforlife@lemmy.ml · -3 pts · 1d
I think i'm going to be sick
violetrage@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1d
Hope you have a bidet so you don't get dehydrated :3