A good spot would be behind the word " sentient", so that you can read join lemmy faintly above it. This would discourage lazy people from removing or altering it
No. Memes are for the people. No brands, no watermarks. Putting logos and trademarks on everything to indicate who they belong to is what corporations do.
Besides, I'm not even ON lemmy, yet I can post here too.
This is a rare case where sentient is being used correctly. Sentient beings do have feelings, e.g. dogs and cats are sentient and can have cravings and even feel hate.
Sapient means having enough intellect to understand and reason about the situation. The post doesn't actually require that.
The doors in HHGTTG are extremely satisfied to perform their job. They are very happy to open and close for you and let out a very small happy sigh when completing their tasks.
Imagine if you took a nasty dump and the toilet let out a satisfied "Ahhhhhhh..."
Isn't this a thing from Hitchhiker's Guide? IIRC there's a company that creates sentient, emotional AIs and installs them into things like doors and elevators to make them enjoy their jobs and make the appliances even more useful... but everyone just ends up hating them?
You wake up with yourself standing on your feet, you realize you are half way penetrating your own mother and your dad is half way inside of you, now do you push forward or pull back to get away?
Well, the easy choice is the right choice. Squat down, and wrap your lips around the pole as it penetrates the hole. You're going to be the grapefruit, honey.
57 Comments
giantfloppycock@lemm.ee · 56 pts · 2y
why the hell are we watermarking memes here?
TWeaK@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y
thatsthejoke.jpg
I mean, surely the meme itself wasn't the joke. That would be terrible.
samus12345@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
In retrospect, it's probably best not to put the watermark in the final panel.
Mothra@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 2y
A good spot would be behind the word " sentient", so that you can read join lemmy faintly above it. This would discourage lazy people from removing or altering it
CabbageRelish@midwest.social · 2 pts · 2y
Nah, the worst part is it’s not even original. This has been getting passed around for about a year.
Sylver@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Campaign to get more internet dweebs to join us Lemmy dweebs
steamboathedgie@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 51 pts · 2y
It should be like the dinosaur appliances in The Flintstones that say "it's a living"
samus12345@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
"This job sucks!"
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
This job is shitty
candyman337@sh.itjust.works · 37 pts · 2y
IF YOU GO IN ME, YOU DIE
Steveanonymous@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
We should watermark everything now
Join Lemmy.org ™
TimeSquirrel@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y
No. Memes are for the people. No brands, no watermarks. Putting logos and trademarks on everything to indicate who they belong to is what corporations do.
Besides, I'm not even ON lemmy, yet I can post here too.
samus12345@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
They are for the people, but what's the problem with showing where a meme originated from?
imgonnatrythis@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
They all originate from either a goth teenager or some 40yr old in his parents basement. Why give credit to a random posting platform?
samus12345@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Why not?
Mothra@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 2y
It's more about calling people to join, not about claiming authorship from my perspective
samus12345@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
*sapient. If it were merely sentient it could sense the bodily waste, but would be incapable of feeling any way about it.
5C5C5C@programming.dev · 46 pts · 2y
This is a rare case where sentient is being used correctly. Sentient beings do have feelings, e.g. dogs and cats are sentient and can have cravings and even feel hate.
Sapient means having enough intellect to understand and reason about the situation. The post doesn't actually require that.
ComradePorkRoll@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2y
So we've got a lot of Homo sentients out there then?
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y
Damn, as savage as they are
samus12345@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Kind of a grey area, so I'll allow it.
akincisor@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 2y
I would like it to be dejectedly resigned to its shitty job just like I am, thank you.
cyborganism@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 2y
It would react like the robot in the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.
Toribor@corndog.social · 18 pts · 2y
The doors in HHGTTG are extremely satisfied to perform their job. They are very happy to open and close for you and let out a very small happy sigh when completing their tasks.
Imagine if you took a nasty dump and the toilet let out a satisfied "Ahhhhhhh..."
cyborganism@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y
Hahahahahaha
EherVielleicht@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y
New fetish unlocked!
Great, now I gonna find this doors.....
rmuk@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 2y
Isn't this a thing from Hitchhiker's Guide? IIRC there's a company that creates sentient, emotional AIs and installs them into things like doors and elevators to make them enjoy their jobs and make the appliances even more useful... but everyone just ends up hating them?
Mischala@lemmy.nz · 8 pts · 2y
Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they tell me to take you up to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? Cause I don't.
gibmiser@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
This scene comes to mind... https://youtu.be/F7o8KuJKizs?si=34KudkyM_hTZ5Ldf
helixdaunting@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
First thing I thought of, as well. That scene gave me nightmares as a child.
blackn1ght@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 2y
What if the toilet played ads at you based on the food you shit out, where you can't flush the toilet until it's finished?
federated_toast@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
Please drink verification can to continue
MotoAsh@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
lichtmetzger@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y
Oh god. Imagine taking the biggest shit of your life, almost passing out just from the smell.
And then the ad service goes down...
Toribor@corndog.social · 3 pts · 2y
Please reconnect to a network to resume flushing.
Contact your plumbing administrator.
kinther@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
I'm pretty sure George would want the toilet to hate it
Macropolis@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
friendlysort@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
"No. Do not throw away. I give you happy poopy time."
-overly expensive Japanese toilet
rentableantiquely@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
Sorry, you know to much...
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
thelastknowngod@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
Gimme dat poo poo
EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 2y
Haus@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
Sentient Cows at Milliways, the restaurant at the end of the Universe. https://youtu.be/5HLy27bK-wU?si=womGmc4wkBjesRE9
dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 2y
Bit tangential, but I have to share this gem https://youtu.be/BJfEcPp2H6Q?si=L_dqvsZtJ1XVkpEd.
EherVielleicht@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y
What was I watching?
Gobbel2000@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y
Is that in reference to the Safety Third podcast?
Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
Society is not yet ready for sentient plant creatures who get excited when it's time to fulfill their role of cleaning up our waste products.
Kowowow@lemmy.ca · -1 pts · 2y
I got a worse one
You wake up with yourself standing on your feet, you realize you are half way penetrating your own mother and your dad is half way inside of you, now do you push forward or pull back to get away?
eddie_of_ny@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2y
Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y
spinning is a good trick
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y
Rock back and forth until you’re… free.
kandoh@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 2y
Why would you want to get away?
PickTheStick@ttrpg.network · 1 pts · 2y
Well, the easy choice is the right choice. Squat down, and wrap your lips around the pole as it penetrates the hole. You're going to be the grapefruit, honey.
RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de · -22 pts · 2y
I will downvote any watermarked meme
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
What difference does that make to you?
TWeaK@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
Dude some of us appreciate saving and sharing a crisp meme. Watermarks are the antithesis of that, for a number of reasons.
But I can't tell if this watermark is ironic or not.
JackbyDev@programming.dev · 9 pts · 2y
All of my watermarks are organic, non-GMO and grown in my home garden.
gullible@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
If it wasn’t created by Mark, can it really be called a watermark?
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
All real watermarks come from the watermark region in France. Otherwise it's called a sparkling transparent logo.
Mothra@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 2y
That doesn't sound french but I'll allow it
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
It's spelled "wauteuoxmarque", so...