I kind of do that all the time with store bought pizzas... after I cook them I simply fold them in half and eat. (Sort of like a big pizza pop/calzone)
I honestly have eaten hot food that has burned my fingers but not my mouth...i don't know why and I honestly cannot recall why i continued to eat after my hands were burned... I am probably going to get mouth cancer later on in life...
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Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org · 84 pts · 2y
I'm not against this, but I feel like the pizza needs to be on the bottom. You're just gonna get cheese all over your hands.
Snailpope@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 2y
At the least I would flip it right before eating it, having it on top is good for presentation purposes.
Num10ck@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
wait a minute.. if you just slapped an upside down pizza on top of another pizza, would that become a burger? oh its a panuozzo.
Zekas@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
It would still be a sandwich because a burger is a sandwich.
Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
I kind of do that all the time with store bought pizzas... after I cook them I simply fold them in half and eat. (Sort of like a big pizza pop/calzone)
worldwidewave@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
HikingVet@lemmy.sdf.org · 22 pts · 2y
On the inside.
Edit: Pizza toppings should be oriented so that they are inside the sandwich.
Carnelian@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
I want cheese on my hands
PunnyName@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Damn, you said it first!
Ajen@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
And burn your fingers
user224@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 2y
If it burns your fingers, how does it not burn your mouth?
Ajen@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
Of course it burns your mouth, there's not much you can do about that. But your can at least protect your fingers.
z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml · -1 pts · 2y
I honestly have eaten hot food that has burned my fingers but not my mouth...i don't know why and I honestly cannot recall why i continued to eat after my hands were burned... I am probably going to get mouth cancer later on in life...
Ajen@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
I'm pretty sure your saliva helps cool it down a little. And most people salivate when there's hot food in their mouth.
SpeedLimit55@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 2y
The pizza needs to be flipped.
LegionEris@feddit.nl · 13 pts · 2y
That's the only problem I see.
phorq@lemmy.ml · 39 pts · 2y
Meanwhile I'm quite interested in trying it despite being completely sober... I can quit being a fat-ass anytime I want!
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Remove the bacon for me and I'm interested as well
robocall@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
I'm watching my figure, no bacon on my pizza-french fry-burger please
worldwidewave@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
This guy Americas
demonquark@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
But the bacon is the best part. 🤤🤤
PunnyName@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
For me, no fries.
Seraph@kbin.social · 29 pts · 2y
Pizzas definitely need to be facing inward on the sandwich, not outward. It's the bun here, act like it.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y
Pizza:
ColonelSanders@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y
I'm honestly high right now but I can guarantee I'd still want to try that sober
GenBlob@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 2y
I'm American so to me this looks good.
Godric@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Gamey@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y
I am a european and high but also fairly sure I would eat that thing sober as well!
GenBlob@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
That's reassuring. I thought anyone outside of the US would think this is a disgusting calorie bomb. I mean it is but fuck it, I'll have it.
Gamey@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y
I meam, it definitely is but god damn dose it ever look good, especially to my stoned brain!
Melkath@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
Honestly, I want it to look good, but at the end of the day, I just want the pizza on top. Maybe the bacon on the side. The rest looks bland af.
FQQD@feddit.de · 19 pts · 2y
10/10 would eat
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
Marijuana or this monstority of a burger?
Gamey@feddit.de · 5 pts · 2y
Both!
SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 2y
This burger made with marijuana butter
ultra@feddit.ro · 16 pts · 2y
That actually looks good, and I'm European
Godric@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
You just gained U.S. citizenship, you can expect your papers, gun, tax bill, and goverment-mandated eagle in the mail shortly
SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 2y
Where are mine?
Wogi@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Sorry, government was shut down in between when you liked it and when the papers were to be sent. You will have to start the process over.
Veedem@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Man…that looks amazing.
Zoldyck@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
One of the biggest reasons I quit cannabis completely was all the snacking. Great in the moment. Long term not so much.
dingus@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2y
They must call it "pot" because it gives you a "pot belly."
HikingVet@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 2y
Then I have been doing something wrong for over a decade.
Shave_MyBeever@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
No egg?!!
Godric@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Eggs make you fat.
optissima@possumpat.io · 5 pts · 2y
Happiness can make you fat too, yet you pursue that.
Wage_slave@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 2y
And it is so well put together.
this stoner clearly munchies with great justice!
Legit, I want one so bad right now. [7]
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Heart disease is the most common killer, isn't it?
Godric@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
USA USA USA
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
I‘d say the most dangerous things in this food are the additives.
And the mouthtop burning cheese on the pizza.
jose1324@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Being scared of general additives isn't really productive
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 2y
Danger is my middle name 🤤
Spliffman1@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 2y
You think he's photographing that on an empty stomach? They're gone.
Spliffman1@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
Cuz that might make it remotely healthy, lol
IHaveTwoCows@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
zurohki@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 2y
Related: https://web.archive.org/web/20190603015410/http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/
Godric@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Ooof ow my arteries
NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y
Pizzurgerfracon
dulce_3t_decorum_3st@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Anyone else see dead flies on the top of the pizza or am I having a psychotic episode?
bfg9k@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
YOU JUST HAVE TO WAKE UP
PLEASE
JUST WAKE UP
dulce_3t_decorum_3st@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Shouting. Why?
glennglog22@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
I can kinda see what you mean, but I think it's just bits of burnt meat or whatever manner of green herb they put on it.
TimeNaan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Its the marijuana!
SwedishFool@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I don't want this, I need this.
Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
Oh my god! It's worse than I thought.
Anissem@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
all the calories, none of the taste
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y
The bottom bun should be a liege waffle. Like a McGiddle but with an international flair.
SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 2y
And wrap it in one of those transparent thin rice paper like things, will help avoid getting cheese on fingers but keep the look
Edit: and maybe also replace the fries and bottom bun with a potato based waffle
MNByChoice@midwest.social · 2 pts · 2y
Who is selling this? I want one.
ivanafterall@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y
I'll make one for you if I can watch you eat it. No breaking eye contact.
KuroiKaze@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Sure as long as you just sit there and bask in the glory. Let's meet in Seattle.
curiousaur@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 2y
They serve something like that at Taco Town
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