My wife was truely offended the first time I said this to her, which is very rare, because she didn't know it was a reference. Now its good for a double laugh.

w3dd1e@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 3y

My boyfriend loves that he can say that to me and I’m not offended. He says it to other people and they are confused

punkideas@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 3y

To shreds, you say?

tox_solid@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 3y

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.

Restaldt@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 3y

You are technically correct

Which is the best kind of correct

no_kill_i@lemmy.ca · 32 pts · 3y

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore!"

I actually have it on a t-shirt. It keeps getting truer every day.

InevitableWaffles@midwest.social · 31 pts · 3y

I do the Nixon Aroooo on command like a trained seal.

AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 3y (1 reply)

This is technically correct. The best kind of correct.

Loc_Nar@fedia.io · 4 pts · 3y

My favorite Futurama quote of all time!

Pee_on_tech@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 3y (1 reply)

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

PlasticExistence@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 3y

I never thought I'd die this way, but I always really hoped!

slashzero@hakbox.social · 30 pts · 3y (2 replies)

I’m going to make my own Reddit, with blackjack and hookers!

CaptManiac@lemmy.sdf.org · 10 pts · 3y (1 reply)

This is the way.

slashzero@hakbox.social · 8 pts · 3y

I have spoken

Heisenburner@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 3y

I'm 40% Futurama references

irontide@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 3y (1 reply)

My go-to favourites are "Shut up baby, I know it" & "To shreds you say".

LoudSalad@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y

My wife says "Shut up baby, I know it" regularly.

Discoslugs@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Oo oo

I'm having one of those things !!!

Like a headache with pictures!!!

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 3y

This is my go to as well.

cruise_elroy@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 3y

Two live full-time in my brain:

"No dogfood for Victor tonight."
"That's a good old-fashioned gun. Simple point-and-click interface."

Gort@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 3y (2 replies)

My manwich!

tox_solid@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 3y

I heard this comment.

Grossly_incandescent@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

Woman!

hotwarioinyourarea@slrpnk.net · 27 pts · 3y

Kif, I've made it with a woman. Inform the men.

Glemek@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 3y

If I don't survive, tell my wife hello.

Notnotmike@beehaw.org · 27 pts · 3y

Everyone saying "Good news everyone" but the real Dr gem is

"Oh my, yes"

And the variation

"Oh my, no"

I use them weekly

Vaggumon@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 3y

"I'm shocked! Shocked! Well not that shocked."

Xenxs@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 3y

Good news everyone!

ryan213@infosec.pub · 23 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Good news, everyone!

UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 3y

I'm a horse's butt!

CaptManiac@lemmy.sdf.org · 23 pts · 3y

Good news, everyone!

rarkgrames@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 3y

To shreds you say?

joeygibson@lemmy.one · 23 pts · 3y

To shreds, you say‽

GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml · 23 pts · 3y (1 reply)

This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me

But existing is basically all I do!

Let me worry about blank

Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes

Our policy is - if you're unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you

Your music is bad and you should feel bad

Tell them I hate them

Hello, lawsuit

That's it - you just made my list

I apologize for nothing

I propose we make Zoidberg do it

This is not a pet license. It's a fishing license - and it's mandatory!

So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.

Awa@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y

Tell them I hate them

Yep I find myself using that at work a lot 😜

OccamsTeapot@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 3y

Interesting.... oh no wait, the other thing: tedious

Velocifox@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 3y

You can't just have your characters announce how they feel... That makes me feel angry!

owatnext@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 3y

"No I'm... doesn't!"

Edit: also "I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness."

HairHeel@programming.dev · 21 pts · 3y

you changed the result of the race by measuring it!

Even in contexts where it doesn’t make sense. That was my favorite bit.

beelzebeard@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 3y

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 3y

At work: “Good news everyone!” when it is, in fact, not good news at all.

row_boat@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 3y

I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.

jelloeater85@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 3y (1 reply)

She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!

Awa@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 3y

You win again gravity.

believe@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 3y

All I know is my gut says maybe.

xylene@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 3y (3 replies)

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!

...come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.

PlasticExistence@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 3y (2 replies)

I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder

Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

PlasticExistence@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Now remember, Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in.

joyjoy@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 3y

Valentine's Day is coming? Oh crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!

Rogueren@discuss.tchncs.de · 20 pts · 3y

Technically correct, THE BEST KIND OF CORRECT!

Ace_Addams@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 3y

Cliche but I'm gonna make my own "insert thing" with hookers and blackjack. And I always use "stuff and junk" from Amy and Fry

clutch@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 3y

That just raises further questions!

Son_of_dad@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 3y (1 reply)

What do I look like, guy who's not lazy?

thepoopthatpeed@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y

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SpiderShoeCult@sopuli.xyz · 18 pts · 3y

I sometimes say 'why not zoidberg?' but usually do it for at least 1 raisin

minishoemaze@beehaw.org · 18 pts · 3y

"...but I am already in my pajamas..."

ch00f@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 3y

No I’m ….doesn’t.

linearchaos@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 3y

Linearchaos top 10 futurama quotes:

10. Not even if we rub the engine with cheetah blood?
9. It's like a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up.
8. Did everything just taste purple?
7. kill all humans
6. what?! My mother was a saint!
5. hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?
4. Let me show you some of the different lengths of wire I used.
3. I was going to eat that mummy
2. now that's walkin' around money
1. Antiquing (boom)`___`

Karo@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 17 pts · 3y

We take out that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards! Checkmate

Mouse@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Morbo is pleased, but sticky.

Why is my Fry fro all frizzy?

scutiger@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y

How's the family, Morbo?

Belligerent and numerous!

MerrickGreen@beehaw.org · 17 pts · 3y

I'm 40% (insert thing)

andobando@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 3y

Whats the matter professor? Nothings the matter fry, now that I turbocharged the matter compressor

sylver_dragon@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 3y

Nature is cruel and teaches us nothing!

Don't date robots!

Buffaloaf@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 3y

At my work we have something called a scentometer, which is used for gauging how strong an odor is. You bet your ass I call it a smell-o-scope!

mycatiskai@lemmy.one · 16 pts · 3y (2 replies)

PaZuZu

The professor calls out to his pet Griffin

I often say this because where I work we have many Izuzu brand trucks and the show never showed the name in the subtitles so I found it to be a similar sound. When I tell people what truck they are using I say it's the PaZuZu.

scutiger@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y

Pazuzu, you ungrateful gargoyle! I put you through college and this is how you repay me?

Loc_Nar@fedia.io · 3 pts · 3y

Pazuzu was the name of the deamon that possessed the little girl in The Exorcist

Cakein@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 3y

Tell my wife.... Hello

Oh no, my superhero cream is out of itself.

flint5436@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 3y (2 replies)

0101010001110100@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

This isn't even the scene from that quote but I still couldn't resist making it my profile pic!

flint5436@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

Yeah but it fits the quote better i think. Definitely suits your profile name ;)

maniajack@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 3y

Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop 🦞

Calvin@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 3y

Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.

dynamicperson@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Change places!

knova@links.dartboard.social · 3 pts · 3y

pop@sopuli.xyz · 15 pts · 3y

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rocknrollmachine@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Glagnar's human rinds. It's a buncha muncha cruncha humans!

dabnpits@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Thompson's Teeth. The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!

Cameli_Hostis@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 3y

"Most folks just call me Orange Joe."

I have brown hair.

Also "Ow, my sperm".

RamesesKnibs@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 3y

"THAT JUST RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS!"

shinratdr@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 3y

A week WOULD be a little much…

Lauchs@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 3y

Most times I startle my cat "I'm sorry, I thought you was corn."

rabbit_wren@lemmy.click · 14 pts · 3y

"My kajigger!"

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

"Shut up, baby, I know it"

"Good news, everyone!"

"My manwich!"

behohippy@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 3y (3 replies)

I hate these filthy neutrals...

row_boat@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I hate these filthy Neutrals, Kif. With enemies you know where they stand but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me.

PlasticExistence@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 3y

Tell my wife I said hello.

cam@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 3y

You know that safe where you keep 10 grand? There's 5 grand in there!

OzoneThePirate@sopuli.xyz · 14 pts · 3y

Wooop woop woop woop woop scuttles out of the room

TurretCorruption@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 3y

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!

Roko@lemmy.click · 13 pts · 3y

REMEMBER ME REMEMBER ME

every time I save a password

attero@feddit.de · 13 pts · 3y

The_Sourcerer@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y (1 reply)

"Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!" but I specifically use "... for no raisin" in everyday conversation.

metalpoetnl@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y

Same !

Lemmyin@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y

I've finally found what I need to be happy and it's not friends, it's things.

WorldWideLem@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y

Fine, I'll make my own [thing] with blackjack, and hookers.

Don't you worry about [thing], let me worry about blank.

Woop woop woop woop woop woop!

lhx@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Obligatory "Good news everyone!", "I am [title] ruler of [thing]" in Lrrrr's voice, "bite my shiny metal ass", "shut up and take my money", and I'm sure I'll notice more now that I'm thinking about it.

bloodsangre7@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y

Shut up and take my money any time I see something I'm real excited about for sure

Rukmer@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y

"first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion."

yuun@lemmy.one · 13 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Wait, I'm having one of those things: a headache with pictures.

An idea?

yuun@lemmy.one · 8 pts · 3y

Also:

Dave's not here, man

gonewriting@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y

What crazy thing happening are you guys screaming about?

nikkon@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y

A little lower. Too low...! Lower!

WholeLottaButtStuff@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y

Stop exploding, you cowards!

neutron@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y

Another job well done! (Whenever something has been resolved on its own)

Look at me, Zoidberg, house owner!

SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y (1 reply)

kill all humans!

ignotum@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y

"kill all humans!"

"Haha, nice futurama reference!"

"What's futurama?"

lortikins@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 3y

Nobody drives in ____, there's too much traffic!

treebeard@beehaw.org · 12 pts · 3y

Welcome....to the WORLDDDD OF TOMORROWWWWWW

EscapeBigTech@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 3y

[ removed ]

jerome@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Antiquing?

Discoslugs@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y

BOOM

ryry1985@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 3y

Shut up, Baby. I know it!

joeygibson@lemmy.one · 12 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender's full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.

Xylinna@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y

He was built in Mexico.

scutiger@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y

Well of course. Bending's his middle name.

FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 3y

No raisin for sure, you are technically correct (the best kind of correct), good news everyone, and snusnu.

MeatCastle@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y

"I'm Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner!"

And "Good news! It's a suppository!

RoyRogersMcFreely@lemmy.sdf.org · 11 pts · 3y (4 replies)

What day is today?

Aremel@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y (3 replies)

It's Leela's birthday!

isaacsilver@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 3y (2 replies)

What a day for a birthday...

Scudworth@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Let's all have some cake

joyjoy@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y

And you smell like one too!

krolden@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 3y

(Hey baby. Wanna) Kill all humans

Sergio@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 3y (2 replies)

"The Original Party Worm"

Darkwraith@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Wiggity wam wam wozzle!

I'm gonna go lay down...

Sergio@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 3y

🪱

featurecreature@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 3y

Almost daily:

"Soon enough."

"That's not soon enough!"

itty53@vlemmy.net · 11 pts · 3y

"I thought you was corn". I say it whenever I startle someone.

BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one · 11 pts · 3y

My Fry Fro is all frizzy.

GONADS125@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y

"YOU HAVE A DEGREE IN BALONEY!"

clonedhuman@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y

I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.

major_third@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y

The specific way Zapp says "Oh God, no!".

"You watched it! You can't un-watch it!"

LemmySoloHer@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y

El Zilcho... hey is it too late to change my superhero name?

CarolineJohnson@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 3y

"This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"

"Uh, see, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all."

"Crap-spackle!"

sunnytimes@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 3y

just practicing my stabbing!

PastaTrees@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y

Oh fuff

s38b35M5@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y

You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase.

samus12345@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y

The CLEEMPS!

You callin' me CRAAAAZEH??

(I seem to have a thing for psycho robots.)

certain_people@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y

I already did!

Gorgritch_umie_killa@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Lug nuts precious lug nuts!

Your neutralness, its a beige alert! If i don't survive, tell my wife hello.

HaphazardFinesse@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 3y (1 reply)

All I know is, my gut says "maybe"

Cuttlefishcarl@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 3y

"what makes a man go neutral?"

Hhffggshn@lemmy.click · 9 pts · 3y

Kiss my shiny metal ass!

emptyother@beehaw.org · 9 pts · 3y

With my last breath I curse Zoidberg! Or variants therein. In other words I'm blaming a lot of my ills on that crustacean.

ptz@dubvee.org · 9 pts · 3y

"Damn it, my sunglasses were in there."

TRSea@infosec.pub · 9 pts · 3y

This is quite a shock! On the other hand, it's not surprising in the least...

Grossly_incandescent@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y

Ahhh! What was that? Some kind of boogin?

elasticthumbtack@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y

Like a balloon, and something bad happens

0101010001110100@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 3y

I hate the people who love me, and they hate me.

ArtisanalRuntime@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 3y

Whenever I'm grinding through some beaureacracy : "it's all about the filin'!"

Not the worst song and dance number.

ian@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 3y

I earned me a cooool fifty wing-wangs.

Death by snoo-snoo!

Who is your Smizmar?

shinratdr@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Number associations are also big for me. So any time I hear 56, 27, or 5:15 I always relate it back to three shows. Extra points if you know what show I’m talking about for each of those numbers.

LemmySoloHer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Is 5:15 from Severance?

shinratdr@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

No, although I do love that show. It’s from The Office US, it’s the time that the KGB returns.

LemmySoloHer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Ahh I totally remember the knock knock joke bit itself but not the time Jim told him to come back at! I feel like it'll stick with me now that you mentioned it though.

dannii_montanii@beehaw.org · 8 pts · 3y

Like the deathray

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/749e2166-18b2-4f84-9a9c-24d9affe1dc5

vividspecter@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Not so much a quote I say out loud, but I often think of the scene where Lurr is buying human horn:

I'm just some guy... RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8.

0101010001110100@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 3y

Lrr's wife Nndnnd (when they're preparing to fuck): "MY ORGANS ARE MOVING INTO POSITION!"

BoiledOats142@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y

Bon jour. Crazy JGibberish! Edited for typo and to add the ‘crazy’ part.

LUlsas@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y

Fun on a bun.

ComradePupIvy@lemmygrad.ml · 7 pts · 3y

Bite My Shiny Mettle Ass

Ataraxia@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y

the atom must smells like a grape

Because of this post.

Ozma_of_Oz@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y

Big. Fat. Hen.

Shinkirou@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y

My favorite line, "There. I turned a regular board into a diving board." <3 Scruffy.

ryry1985@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y

Bite my shiny daffodil ass!

fryday@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Roko@lemmy.click · 7 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I get it!

Awa@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

Ohhh...now I get it.

Wermhatswormhat@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

Oh sorry, I didn’t realize I was already here.

sensibilidades@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

OH GOD, NO

Discoslugs@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

Long enough Fry, Long enough.....

foof@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

C126@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 3y

Anytime someone asks me if I'm ok after I get a small injury I'll say "Yet, thanks to my trusty safety sphere, I sublibed with only tribial brain dablage."

jeansburger@beehaw.org · 5 pts · 3y

Some light insult Whale Biologist!

PlasticExistence@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

I find myself saying, "What about what?" everytime I don't quite hear or understand someone.

ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 3y (1 reply)

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

Is used daily

Awthatsnotright@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

This just comes to me naturally 😂

PhilipJFry@midwest.social · 5 pts · 3y

I just found one tonight. I didn't realize where is stolen it from, but in the episode Bender Gets Made, this (paraphrased) conversation happens between Leela and the doctor: