POLL - You now have a monthly, lifetime subscription to the last thing you bought. Are you satisfied with your purchase?

Upvote this comment if you are satisfied with your purchase

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The last thing I bought was groceries. So yeah, I'm pretty happy.

Last thing I bought was a book on C programming from Amazon. Guess I'll just die.

Damn a lifetime of dog food is a good deal. That shit just keeps getting more expensive

It was petrol for my car. Yeah, free fuel for life would be good.

I don't remember buying anything recently, but I lent $10 which will get me back $15 in a couple days. Infinite money I guess...

I'm gonna have so many USB cables. And I'll still probably not be able to find any.

It was a Nintendo Switch controller. I'm resigned that I'll still probably have to deal with drift.

60 minutes on a coin operated dryer.

You know what? It's free. I'm not going to complain.

A monthly free pizza delivery isn’t bad

A very large plate of chicken and rice. The food part of bodybuilding just got a lot easier.

I bought a house with a mortgage so I feel like it already is this 🤣

Omg, I only needed the one laptop replacement plastic case...

BattleBit Remastered.

Having a good time, hope they don't use FaceIT.

Just bought some tacos, which is the best subscription you can have.

3.5mm to usb-c adapter... Definitely not satisfied since it'll be a constant reminder of my hatred that so many phones took away the 3.5mm headphone jack.

A Mexican salad wrap. No complaints.

a lifetime subscription to caramel popcorn

God I'd love that

Does food count? I was grocery shopping yesterday. But I wouldn't be too happy if I only received what I bought then, some stuff is pretty tasty but I don't need that much oil and soy sauce. I use one bottle for many months haha

I thought the last thing I bought was groceries (useful) but it was actually a print job (less useful)

so no lol

eta: if it's free I'd just let other people use my subscription for their own fancy prints ig

Lottery tickets. I'm either as blandly disappointed as my previous purchase (j/k haven't checked the numbers yet) or pleasantly surprised, with an infinitesimal chance of being hella thrilled. Yeah, I'm good with this.

Weed torch and 20lbs propane tank. I’m going to have a lot of flame throwers.

The last thing I bought was a grapefruit IPA on draft. I'm not unhappy with a free monthly draft beer, but I'm not exactly over the moon, either.

PIZZA aw yis lucked out on that one

Infinite Double Big Mac

Knife sharpening blocks. Time to buy more knives? Start a sharpening business?

Alcohol! Hell yeah! Happy days!

It was beer, so yes.

Xbox Gold for Life!

AA batteries, not bad i guess

I am going to have way to many spatulas considering the one I replaced was at least 20 years old.

A chat donation to The Escapist live stream, yeah that sounds good.

If it has to be a physical thing, then 196L hot water tank which is highly impractical.

A lifetime subscription to tea and egg mcmuffins will make my life shorter, but it'll be a happy one.

60% mechanical keyboards... Hmm, not so bad. You can never have too many!

FFXIV subscription. Thank you Yoshi-P

Two new tires and a brake job every month? Excessive, perhaps, but I won't turn it down.

4pts of milk, chicken burgers and microwavable rice. I guess I won't go hungry.

so i get a fresh 20lb bag of ice every month?? hell yeah!

Gasoline :)

A couple of adjustable wrenches. I lose tools constantly, but I don't think I need new ones every month.

A lifetime subscription to chess lessons with a chess grandmaster for my kids? Absolutely. My daughters already high rating has been skyrocketing and my son's rating has become astronomical these past couple of months. But we pay nearly a thousand bucks a month for the both of them. It's become my second largest monthly expense, right behind my mortgage, and I don't know how much longer my wife and I can afford to keep this up.

But, as much time and effort as my kids have invested in chess of their own accord, I feel that this is far more than simply worth it, even if I do have to eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches at work, among other sacrifices, to afford it.

Last thing I bought was instacart. So yeah would be pretty happy for that

a lifetime subscription to crackers, lovely.

Tobacco... Guess that's not too bad since I probably could sell that relatively easy

Yarn? Oh, hell yes. Who doesn't have room in their house for more yarn

A lifetime supply of....... wooden spoons.

Dunno how I feel about that.

Buying a guitar every month might get expensive

coffee to go. fuck yeah.

Awesome, free new cars for the rest of my life.

I bought Jedi Survivor last night but luckily I bought weed after, so yes, weed subscription, please.

Well i was at a second hand market (flohmarkt) and bought a plastic toy castle for my kid.

I bought 3 varieties of ever-bearing strawberry roots. I don’t need a subscription as they are self-propagating. I’d be disappointed for sure.

However this is a really good way to frame things to yourself to decide if you even need to buy it once. Sort of makes you think if it’s actually worth it at all.

Like, if I got a new one of these once a month or once a year, what sorts of things could I actually do with it? Just this one thing I don’t really do that often as it is? Maybe I don’t need this thing after all..

Hell yeah! I bought dank legal weed in California! Best lifetime subscription ever, especially since I live in a prohibition state! I like this thread.

The last transaction on my bank statement is a fish and chips dinner. I'm happy with getting a free fish and chips dinner every month.

However, later in the evening I agreed to buy my friends extra ticket to a concert. No money has changed hands, so I don't know if it counts, but the deal is done. So if I'm getting a monthly subscription of concert tickets, that's also a win.

The last thing that I bought Was avocados, not complaining at all!

Furnace filters, so ... not really all that different from reality, but I don't need that many of them every month!

Last thing I bough was 7kg of top tier steak for about 8USD/kg (converting from my local currency). Seems I will have a nice barbecue every month now haha

What do I do with a life time supply of steel capped boots?

A&W zero sugar root beer. I guess things could be worse

Haircuts. Heck yeah.

The last thing I bought was some delicious Japanese food, sign me the fuck up!

Microfiber towels. Eh, I'd be OK with that.

Slices of pizza? Awesome!

I just bought the game Risk of Rain 2. I wouldn't be a huge fan of it suddenly turning into a subscription model, but if I didn't get a say in the matter and the universe somehow chose Risk of Rain 2... then at least it chose a quality game.

Oh goodie, I most recently purchased Final Fantasy XVI. What's the granularity of this? Do I just get extra copies of the game (kinda useless, since I bought it digitally) or can I view it as a lifetime subscription to PlayStation games in general (very useful)?

Caramel M&Ms? Alright!

Cookie dough, allergy meds, and dog treats ... I'm okay with any or all of those every month.

A new pair of glasses, every month. great. 👍😎

Couple of burgers at Freddy's... I'm ok with this gift.

Nando's, not gonna complain!

I just bought some treats for my dog. I hope I need the subscription for the rest of my life.

Bread from a local restaurant. Such delicious bread.

Miracle Grow plant food - I'll take it

I bought a month of a rank on a Minecraft server, looks like I'll have that rank forever!

Metal Asus stickers, so yay?

I’ll probably have to reinstate the iron curtain, give. That I last bought a couple bags of concrete…

20oz Mountain Dew. I’m sure getting a lifetime supply of that would keep me happy.

It's coffee, so YES.

Yes, yes I am.

Diet Coke with Lime from Sonic. I get it every day, so it may as well be a monthly subscription. Do I get a discount please?

I bought groceries, so does that mean I get a lifetime subscription to all things grocery, or to just the items I bought? (If so, then I'm glad I happened to buy beer!)

Well I'm not complaining, there's nothing wrong with a lifetime of iced coffee. Except that it was decaf, this time :/

I mean I bought a couple boxes of Flesh and Blood, I would love if more kept coming lol.

Last online thing I bought or literally last thing I bought?

Last thing I bought were groceries from the supermarket, I already have a lifelong weekly subscription lol. Last thing I bought online was a cat tree which would be quite an interesting proposition...

Underwear. I'm okay with that.

No thanks, I have enough air pumps.

It depends. The last thing I bought was a burger. Do I have a subscription to burgers, or just that burger? ;)

Free beer & cigs for life? Man, I shoulda bought some weed too.

You now have a monthly, lifetime subscription to the last thing you bought. Are you satisfied with your purchase?

Yes.

A gift card for the local home improvement store. That's pretty neat!

I bought two cheesesteaks, not bad but I could eat them but frequently than monthly.

Chips and a protein bar... I guess it could be worse

Not sure, I don’t want diabetes (Starbucks)

Fresh lychee fruit - hell yeah!

Coffee creamer and soda, very nice (and something that would be nice to have monthly instead of more or less often)

kamina shades. fuck yeah

No, not satisfied. I bought refill line for my string trimmer, and I bought it in bulk. I had to pay at least a year’s worth already and now more will be coming every month? Nooooooo