c/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns · by vis4valentine@lemmy.ml · 2y

Why are you trans? Wrong answers only.

165 points · 94 comments · view on lemmy.world

94 Comments

backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 125 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I installed Arch

shea@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I've been working on installing arch this week as my first Linux experience and i just came out as trans last year, is this is thing? Did i accidently become a stereotype?

name_NULL111653@pawb.social · 2 pts · 2y

Beware the pipeline... I didn't even use arch, just an obscure debian based distro on an ex-chromebook, and all of a sudden I'm a transfemme enby (didn't quite go all the way to girl, you need arch for that).

Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

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MicrondeMMMMMMM@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y

Basically yeah! 👍🏻

HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org · 107 pts · 2y

Bought the Blahaj because I'm a side sleeper in need of a pillow.

Did not read the EULA.

naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 96 pts · 2y (1 reply)

to double jump

osmac@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 2y

Bestest answer

cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 89 pts · 2y (2 replies)

to annoy jk rowling

Trainguyrom@reddthat.com · 18 pts · 2y

I was going to say "to annoy my parents" but this is the better answer

ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 2y

My body is like 60% JKR tears at this point.

lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 86 pts · 2y

Someone marked my gender wrong on a form once and I just sorta went with it.

rubythulhu@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 85 pts · 2y (1 reply)

wanted to really shrink my dating pool

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y

Oof that hit hard...

conno02@lemmy.world · 73 pts · 2y (2 replies)

im not trans, this sub just keeps appearing in my feed

if i was though, the reason would be because i don't really give a shit about gender identity and wanna be able to see what its like to be a woman

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 57 pts · 2y

im not trans, this sub just keeps appearing in my feed

Best one so far.

jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

Same, the idea of having breasts sounds interesting. Also it could be enlightening to see how much misogyny there is first hand.

Narrrz@kbin.social · 63 pts · 2y

I just like the headphones with cat ears too damn much

Jonna@lemmy.world · 62 pts · 2y

Life was too easy, switched to hard mode this go.

ShaunaTheDead@kbin.social · 57 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I got tired of talking about sports and cars all the time

RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

So what’s your favourite plane?

Mine is L-1011

ShaunaTheDead@kbin.social · 31 pts · 2y

I like the Material Plane cause that's where all my stuff is!

rtxn@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 2y (4 replies)

A catgirl once called me "little sun" and I couldn't handle the humiliation.

meteokr@community.adiquaints.moe · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I appreciate this reference, and I hope it doesn't get lost.

rtxn@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

The idea of a trans Magnai is now living rent free in my head. Imagine - an adorable dragon girl but with the build of a femroe.

alignedchaos@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

Tragically you still have your bloodthirsty blue Dotharl sis to remind you of it forever

RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y

Ayyyy just passed that point with my s/o.

nebula42@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It all started back whenever I got into Celeste speed running...

BallShapedMan@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Fantastic game! Died so so so many times.

itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 44 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I didn't understand my gender assignment

ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Haha I love that.

I had to cheat and copied someone else's work. OOPS

itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 2y

nothing on the internet is original, I stole this one as well c:

JAJLWolf@lemmy.sdf.org · 42 pts · 2y

Needed a new and exciting way to worry my parents

wh0_cares@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 42 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I majored in comp sci >:3

ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 2y

Studied CS, didn't realize I was trans until after graduating.

This checks out...

Callie@pawb.social · 42 pts · 2y (1 reply)

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Sharpiemarker@feddit.de · 18 pts · 2y

Oh damn, I was today years old when I realized I was trans.

MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 2y (3 replies)

That one episode of The Fairly Oddparents 😔

Evkob@lemmy.ca · 20 pts · 2y

The Scooby-Doo live action movie 🙈

MyFairJulia@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This boy would be queen indeed!

Rowsdower@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y

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corship@feddit.de · 37 pts · 2y (2 replies)

To finally be able to compete in professional sports.

KISSmyOS@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

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corship@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y

Nah it will still be a significant effort, but I basically get legal hormone doping.

good_girl@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 36 pts · 2y (1 reply)

To increase my social standing and get woke points and take over the united states and

celeste@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 2y

become the first woman to get president (I'm not even an US citizen or a woman).

satanmat@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 2y

Because my caboose is so cute…

Oh… not trains?

Yerbouti@lemmy.ml · 35 pts · 2y

I was groomed by a drag queen hidden in the gender neutral bathrooms of my school. I now identify has a straight white patriotic male, I have never been so oppressed.

Dawn@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y

I best celeste

Missed the part about being legally required to trans your gender after doing it

havid_dume@lemmy.ml · 29 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Peer pressure from the Bionicles meetup

Eldrake@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Fucking lmao

ComradeDaisy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 29 pts · 2y

I flunked my gender test so hard that I ended up getting an F

Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 26 pts · 2y

Too much media as a child with girls that pretended to be boys.

oNevion@lemm.ee · 26 pts · 2y

Needed a new way to blow up my marriage

smoldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 26 pts · 2y (2 replies)

They included the wrong parts in the Build A Baby blue light special at K Mart.

Emi621@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Reminded me of this scene

PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks · 6 pts · 2y

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hellfire103@sopuli.xyz · 25 pts · 2y

When I went to the gender shop in 2006, I think I picked up two genders stuck together by mistake.

Possibly the best mistake I ever made.

bi_tux@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y

Male depends on a java library, but I preffer Rust

jkmooney@kbin.social · 23 pts · 2y

I checked the wrong box on my birth certificate

Sentinian@lemmy.one · 23 pts · 2y

Too much soy

NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee · 22 pts · 2y

They told me I could be whatever I wanted when I grew up.

Rowsdower@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 2y

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celeste@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 2y

To win at minecraft

Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 2y

I fell asleep listening to a hypnosis audio one time.

eratic@feddit.uk · 21 pts · 2y

Hygenic toilets

wolo@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 2y

I can't be cis, I like Gex!

recently_Coco@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 2y

I'm the middle kid and I needed attention.

euphoric_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 2y (2 replies)

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Sunrosa@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

soo many trans ppl in vrchat. it's really comfy

euphoric_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 2y

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TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

F1NN5TER.

Shotgun_Alice@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

My parents picked out the wrong gender, and was passed the return date by the time I realized.

ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 2y

Cuz my mommy was too gentle with me and I didn't have a REAL MAN to teach me toughness and manliness. Things like punching weaklings and shooting tiny furry creatures. So I turned into a GIRL instead.

(She wasn't really lol, but the second part is true)

Holzkohlen@feddit.de · 14 pts · 2y

I watch anime

Kiwi_Girl@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 2y

I saw a rainbow once

KISSmyOS@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

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avidamoeba@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 2y

To mansplain without judgement.

ropegirth@lemmynsfw.com · 13 pts · 2y

I just bought this bikini for my totally real girlfriend and never lied to someone selling me bikinis. She just happens to be my height and size and me.

DmMacniel@feddit.de · 12 pts · 2y

but, there is no wrong answer?

FieldTrip@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I want to smuggle bricks in my new poonani

BallShapedMan@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Because your prison pocket wasn't enough storage?

LdyMeow@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 2y

To blow up everything in my life

violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 2y

Because I was an aborted baby that took a hard left turn

Silentiea@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y

So my wife would have a reason to hate me.