Know you're character

Even the post title. Good job I hate you

FFS, Halo is the name of the blue lady. The guy in the armor is called Master Chef

This is exceptional levels of irritating and hilarious.

I was weird OK with most of these as a joke but calling Samus a "he" was over the line.

Ah yes, the good ol' John Halo

This chart is highly inaccurate. For example, in the Halo franchise, the main character's name is not Halo. What you are referring to is the ancient superstructures made by a highly advanced ancient alien race. The character in the chart is named John Halo.

I have no issue with the Warriors description. His name is literally bad Mario and he is yellow.

This post gave me a stroke.

Duke Nukem would like to have a word with Halo.

KNOW YOU ARE

oh I see now

Like the guy from the Japanese stealth games named Metal Gear.

And the yellow guy with the severely broken tail called Pokeman

Then there's the guy with an unknown name who just goes by his title, God of War, though I guess since the series is based on Turkish mythology, you could just call him Mars.

Then the blob of goo who invented many famous comic book characters, Jack Kirby

Oh, and the guy named after Internet Explorer: Browser

And the Swedish guy: Mats Effect

They forgot Pikachu, the blue squirrel character from Digimon!

Metroid is the coolest guy ever.

This hurts me mentally and physically.

I think halo is a pretty cool guy. He kills aliens and not afraid anything.

Tom B. Raider is the silent offscreen narrator of the game. He only exxists because investors only fund games with strong male leads.

Can't wait to play these on my Nintendo

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....You used Blue's sprite to be extra wrong and I love you for it.

Gotta add lil jimmy Earthbound, the little boy with a hat who smashes people off the screen yelling "Pecan Fire!"

Well ackshawully his name is Haloman.

"I'm here to chew ass and kick bubblegum and I'm all outta ass!"

So duke was the chief all a long!

I lost it at calling her Tomb lmfao

Pikmin is a pretty cool character too. He's an astronaut scientist who has a lot of respect for animals and nature.

I was suddenly thrown back to elementary school and had a deep seated rage that hadn't reared it's head in decades come crashing over me

Was that a stroke?

Arrrgh! I hate everything about this post. Love it!

You joke but I really don't know the name of Price Prince of Persia. He's the cool guy who avoids floor like it's lava.

Unfortunately, I haven't played much of the classic games like the ones these characters are allegedly from, I usually play indie games. So, pretty much all of these went over my head until I got to the Halo one. I immediately knew this was lying because I know that quote is from Duke Nukem (I'm not implying I've played Duke Nukem, though, I've just heard of that quote).

Although, even though I've played pokemon before (like, once, years ago, but still), the fucking "Ash Ketchum is the hero from the Pokemon games" went over my head, and I feel embarassed for not realizing it's bullshit.

You fool I ama Luigi

Sounds like the sort of games that appeal to Elon Musk.

Ah yes they forgot the super fast bird that hunts for cyborgs in a dystopian future, blade runner

Isn't Samus a woman though?

If you misspelled the title on purpose you should be banned, we really don't need that kind of "rage bait" shit here too. If it was an accident you're just dumb, take time and learn basic grammar.