I know how old my cat is because I know how old my niece is. If you're bad with dates make them easy to remember. Not going to lie i make anniversaries intentionally on the first and not an insignificant amount have been Jan first which is even easier.
If it's out of a rescue group, its going to be made up anyway. They almost never know the real dog age, just a good guess. They would have to be an abandoned litter, and even that probably has an error margin of a few days to a week depending on how young they are.
31 Comments
GlitterInfection@lemmy.world · 132 pts · 2y
I recently realized my dog is a year older than I thought because of a Facebook memory. I've been angry that he lied about his age all this time.
Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml · 44 pts · 2y
At the very least, a lie of omission. He could've corrected you.
GlitterInfection@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y
Seriously! He just sat there smugly silent anytime anyone asked how old he is.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Not a husky?
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Not mentioning the lie of omission.
Meta af.
Madison420@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
I know how old my cat is because I know how old my niece is. If you're bad with dates make them easy to remember. Not going to lie i make anniversaries intentionally on the first and not an insignificant amount have been Jan first which is even easier.
FrostyTheDoo@lemmy.world · -13 pts · 2y
tetris11@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y
So friendly!
Madison420@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Can't I be both?
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I think you just take advantage of the anual free shipping sale at emailbrides.net
Selmafudd@lemmy.world · 107 pts · 2y
This sounds like candidate for malicious compliance. Just say 1st Jan, when that doesn't work 2nd Jan, then 3rd Jan and on and on until you crack it
smeg@feddit.uk · 53 pts · 2y
kpw@kbin.social · 19 pts · 2y
You think it is rate limited?
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
Just call using incognito mode over a vpn.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 69 pts · 2y
When the dog dies because it didn't get its medication, and you are having the tombstone engraved, all the sudden it will come to you.
holycrap@lemm.ee · 46 pts · 2y
The pharmacy where I get my pets meds from uses my birthday with the cats name.
fosforus@sopuli.xyz · 42 pts · 2y
Rakonat@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 2y
You call yourself a dog owner and don't celebrate their birthday?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 2y
No. My dogs are stupid and useless. Also, every morning when they get their treats, they act like it's their birthday anyway.
They do get fruit for Christmas though.
Motzart@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 2y
I adopted my dog. We celebrate her home coming day as her birthday (I know her 'real' birthday, but I dont trust it.)
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · -10 pts · 2y
You know her real birthday but you don't trust it?
Do you not trust your own real birthday either? 🤔
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 2y
If it's out of a rescue group, its going to be made up anyway. They almost never know the real dog age, just a good guess. They would have to be an abandoned litter, and even that probably has an error margin of a few days to a week depending on how young they are.
creditCrazy@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Ah yes because we all know strays are a myth
giklop@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
Well we celebrate the date we got our strays as if that's their birthday. They do not seem to care.
Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 2y
Ungrateful fucks. Mine at least pretend to be into it.
Johanno@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y
Yes I do!
Lauchs@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y
Never ask a lady her age, especially in dog years.
dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee · 23 pts · 2y
You have ~365 guesses. Seems fairly beatable.
marth_21@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 2y
That's per year, DOB includes the year
dukk@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y
I’m assuming she’d know the year…?
Blackmist@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 2y
Even if you don't, there's not that many years that animals live for. Sadly.
ToeNailClippings@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
ToeNailClippings@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 2y
better privacy policy than most companies
onestop@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 2y
google translate better get cracking
mack7400@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Just use her mum's maiden name