Super secret

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31 Comments

GlitterInfection@lemmy.world · 132 pts · 2y (9 replies)

I recently realized my dog is a year older than I thought because of a Facebook memory. I've been angry that he lied about his age all this time.

Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml · 44 pts · 2y (3 replies)

At the very least, a lie of omission. He could've corrected you.

GlitterInfection@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Seriously! He just sat there smugly silent anytime anyone asked how old he is.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Not a husky?

postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Not mentioning the lie of omission.

Meta af.

Madison420@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I know how old my cat is because I know how old my niece is. If you're bad with dates make them easy to remember. Not going to lie i make anniversaries intentionally on the first and not an insignificant amount have been Jan first which is even easier.

FrostyTheDoo@lemmy.world · -13 pts · 2y (3 replies)
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tetris11@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y

So friendly!

Madison420@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Can't I be both?

postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I think you just take advantage of the anual free shipping sale at emailbrides.net

Selmafudd@lemmy.world · 107 pts · 2y (3 replies)

This sounds like candidate for malicious compliance. Just say 1st Jan, when that doesn't work 2nd Jan, then 3rd Jan and on and on until you crack it

smeg@feddit.uk · 53 pts · 2y (2 replies)
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kpw@kbin.social · 19 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You think it is rate limited?

postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y

Just call using incognito mode over a vpn.

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 69 pts · 2y

When the dog dies because it didn't get its medication, and you are having the tombstone engraved, all the sudden it will come to you.

holycrap@lemm.ee · 46 pts · 2y

The pharmacy where I get my pets meds from uses my birthday with the cats name.

fosforus@sopuli.xyz · 42 pts · 2y
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Rakonat@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 2y (8 replies)

You call yourself a dog owner and don't celebrate their birthday?

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 2y

No. My dogs are stupid and useless. Also, every morning when they get their treats, they act like it's their birthday anyway.

They do get fruit for Christmas though.

Motzart@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I adopted my dog. We celebrate her home coming day as her birthday (I know her 'real' birthday, but I dont trust it.)

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · -10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You know her real birthday but you don't trust it?

Do you not trust your own real birthday either? 🤔

Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 2y

If it's out of a rescue group, its going to be made up anyway. They almost never know the real dog age, just a good guess. They would have to be an abandoned litter, and even that probably has an error margin of a few days to a week depending on how young they are.

creditCrazy@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Ah yes because we all know strays are a myth

giklop@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Well we celebrate the date we got our strays as if that's their birthday. They do not seem to care.

Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 2y

Ungrateful fucks. Mine at least pretend to be into it.

Johanno@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y

Yes I do!

Lauchs@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y

Never ask a lady her age, especially in dog years.

dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee · 23 pts · 2y (4 replies)

You have ~365 guesses. Seems fairly beatable.

marth_21@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

That's per year, DOB includes the year

dukk@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I’m assuming she’d know the year…?

Blackmist@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 2y

Even if you don't, there's not that many years that animals live for. Sadly.

ToeNailClippings@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
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ToeNailClippings@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
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chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 2y

better privacy policy than most companies

onestop@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 2y

google translate better get cracking

mack7400@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Just use her mum's maiden name