lordkuri

It never went away, they just eliminated private ownership.

cuddle fish

/r/boneappletea is that way -->

In some cases, literally!

Please tell me this is a backyard starship reference. I need to know there are other people out there that like this series too.

Take your meds dude.

"champing" not "chomping"

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/champing%20at%20the%20bit

Thanks chatgpt!

Monkey see, monkey do...

helped develop the rabbis vaccine they could put in meat and drop from planes. He’s the reason you never had to worry about getting rabbis in America.

We have lots of rabbis in America, someone should warn the Jewish population that there's a vaccine for them! /s

(I'm pretty sure you mean "rabies" but yours is a hell of a lot funnier)

Steam Cube thing

I saw someone call it the Valve GabeCube and I can't unsee it now, lol

Mob museum is pretty cool

Then why didn't they aim at the other end?

"hello? 911? I'd like to report a murder I just witnessed..."

become an escape goat

LOL

I didn’t took the vaccine

I can see the cognitive effects of your "natural immunity" are already evident! Congratulations!

golf clap

I would really love to know where journalism’s balls disappeared to.

Into the billionaire oligarch pockets when they ran around and bought up all the media in the last several years. The vast majority of "mainstream media" is now just a mouthpiece for whatever narrative those special few want to push.

i’ll hold my breath

Please do. The gene pool could use some bleach.

Grandma's Boy is such an underrated gem. Yes, the plot is stupid, that's the point.

Good luck. They passed the timely access to care act and you can't actually use it because doctors and health systems ignore it, and your insurance will make you jump through so many hoops you'll feel like fucking Luigi before you're done.