Trump took my job in April. Trump placed tariffs so the economy is crashing. Trump fired the lady that was reporting on new job creation. The metrics that track the chances of me getting a new job are falsified.

I hope he dies. I hope he dies alone and is scared in the end. I hope he dies before I become homeless. Damn him until the seas dry and the land ashens. Damn him until time itself shatters.

A malignant narcissist, rapist, molester, pedophile, repeat adulterer, pathological liar, who's primary personality traits include gloating, overt cruelty and hatred getting into any version of heaven? Add in the estimated 1.5 million Americans who unnecessarily lost their lives due to Trump's deliberate politicizing of a pandemic and I think he's going to hell in a hand basket.

I hope this man never has a moment of peace for the rest of his miserable life.

Has Trump released those Epstein pedo files where is name is littered throughout yet?

#curious

“I just want to end it,” Trump said of the Russia-Ukraine war.

Never have I been so disappointed in the second half of a sentence

Release the Trump/Epstein files

It's easier for a camel to pass through an eye of a needle than it will be for him and his ilk to get into heaven.

If I believed in heaven, I'd probably take more solace in that. But I would much prefer we enact justice while he's living, even if only as an example to others who'd wish to follow in his footsteps.

I hope his final days are spent in terror, just panicking confusing terror

These evil people deserve a fate worse than hell. Religion is only there to keep us common folk in line. If the god existed that Christian’s fear then these hypocrites would already be doomed. All this does is become an escape goat to put one actions and excuses into something that can’t be held accountable.

He is afraid of dying because he well knows there is a special place in hell for him. Right next to Reagan and Thatcher.

Trump makes me wish hell existed.

Trump 79 dies…🤞🏽

If he wants to maximize his chances of seeing Heaven, he should start working towards that now. I would suggest he gives away all his wealth, resigns from any position of power, publicly apologizes for his past misdeeds, and retreats to spend the rest of his days living as a monk in a remote monastery, preferably one where all the brothers take a vow of silence.

Next up: Unsolicited call to the Pope to determine how much he'd need to donate to make it to heaven.

I hope it's cause he's dying

In addition to the Trumpstein files being released, I think Taco Camacho's health records need to be released, if he's had any doctor visits with a real doctor and not just some "central casting" version of that.

Same goes for his school records, while we are at it. :)

Boy it sure would be scary if there was some part of the Bible that told you that how you treated the least amongst us, the hungry, the immigrant, the homeless, was how you treated god.

I’m sure trump has nothing to worry about, he’s always been real nice to the vulnerable among us right?

Matthew 25:40-45 New International Version

40 “The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’

41 “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels.42 For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, 43 I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’

44 “They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’

45 “He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’

Trump 79, Sparks Health Concerns With 'Heaven' Declaration

FTFY

Of course Trump wouldn't know that the lowest spot on the totem pole was the most honored.

There's no way we're gonna be so lucky. Plus, JD in the WH? Yikes.

I mean, if you’re feeling like doing good things to try to buy your way to heaven, I know there is a shit ton of student loans that could be forgiven… just sayin

Are we sure those are “concerns” and not “hopes”?

Maybe if you want to go to heaven do something that has even the slightest positive impact on the world instead of constantly doubling down on making everything shittier....

Or if you really wanted to seal the deal you could turn yourself and all your cronies over to the justice system for your innumerable crimes and be held accountable.

Jk there's no such thing as heaven.

I don't believe for a moment that he is actually even remotely religious. I suspect he's at most an apathetic agnostic. We all know he simply panders to Christians to get their support. He sees them as suckers who he can grift, just like their preachers do.

Please die a horrible death, like so painful you'd reach for a knife to just end it yourself. Actually I want it so painful and long lasting that you can't reach, just lie there and fade into pain.

If Satan were real, he'd make a gold-painted express lane just for him.

This is a level of self recognition beyond what I thought he was capable of. Perhaps it is terminal lucidity kicking in. I hope he is suffering.

Being a rapist pedo will do that, yeah. On top of all the other shit.

Satan: Nicky, get the pineapple ready.

The orange diseased carcass of a human:

If you play stairway to heaven forwards, it contains a secret plan for getting to heaven for rich people.

I'm gonna go on a limb and say that if that dude gets into heaven, they've got some super low standards. I mean, 2am drunkard with full-on coke bottle glasses low.

He’s just fucking saying this to get in good graces with the Christian idiots to make himself look like he’s more repentant than he is. It’s all to win back hearts because of Epstein being pervasive.

I'm sure he's probably trolling again. But I do enjoy the thought of him having a small glimpse of clarity about what a piece of shit he's been his whole life. Full clarity from a narcissist like that would be too much to ask. If he ever saw himself clearly for even a second, he would never stop throwing up.

The ONLY place he will never reach

another news outlet falls for and prints another distraction.

uh, then how about you repent and do something GOOD with the PHENOMENAL POWER you've been UNJUSTLY GIVEN?!?!?!

Are you there God? It's me, Margaret. You wanna do the funniest thing ever?

But nah. He probably just got reminded that he wasn't made the new pope and is now angry that christianity hates him and wants his evangelical base to stroke his... ego.

This reminds me of a comedy bit where a guy gets to heaven and Hitlers there and Hitler goes “I know, I’m just as surprised as you are”

I wish he'd seek forgiveness and make amends while he was still alive. You know... Because there is no god.

His existence is already proof of a sinister creator or lack thereof. If there were a heaven, they would not let one of the worst human beings alive this millennium.

At least the knows

🍾

Who didn't treat the sorjourner as their own?

For a male at age 79 it’s easy to wake up one day - dead.

I wouldn't say "concerns"...

St. Peter will deny the loser entry with a single finger salute and point him towards his buddy Epstein.

Would be nice if he died before midterms and all the magats just shrug and say “welp parties over” and they never vote again.

Who is worse Just Dumb of Putin's Sock Puppet? I will not shed any tears, but I will bust open a refreshing beer.

Make my fucking day trump you fucking shit stain

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