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Heartwarming: Tyson CEO Pledges to Personally Give Chickens A Heartfelt "Fuck you"

c/theonion · by usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml · 13h · 2 comments

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Congress Passes $430,000/Hour Minimum Wage For Billionaires

c/theonion · by ZeroCool@piefed.ca · 1d · 1 comments

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Robert Kraft Demands Macklemore Be Removed From Playlist at Favorite Sex Trafficking Spa

thehardtimes.net

c/theonion · by ZeroCool@piefed.ca · 2d · 5 comments

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Financial Advisors Recommend Throwing Away Unopened Bills

c/theonion · by ZeroCool@piefed.ca · 4d · 0 comments

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Executive Order Renames "Tainted Horse Meat" to "Beef of America"

c/theonion · by usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml · 7d · 13 comments

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Trump Claims 9/11 Attacks Happening Every Day In Democratic Cities

c/theonion · by ZeroCool@piefed.ca · 7d · 2 comments

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Trump claims a third plane was going for Trump Tower but he punched it away

c/theonion · by ZeroCool@piefed.ca · 8d · 3 comments

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[video] Epidemiologists Confirm First Airborne Transmission Of Mar-A-Lago Face - The Onion

c/theonion · by slothrop@lemmy.ca · 11d · 1 comments

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Working Man Proud Of Job He Hates - The Onion

c/theonion · by slothrop@lemmy.ca · 11d · 3 comments

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Canada confirms defence strategy against invasion mainly waiting for Americans to die from preventable illnesses

thebeaverton.com

c/theonion · by ZeroCool@piefed.ca · 12d · 4 comments

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White House Announces United States Will No Longer Engage in War, Only Hostile Takeovers

c/theonion · by Dispassionate@quokk.au · 15d · 1 comments

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But Then I Jerked Off: An Ode to America

c/theonion · by Dispassionate@quokk.au · 15d · 2 comments

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GTA VI Preorders Reportedly Sluggish as Players Realize Reality Has Already Beaten Rockstar to the Joke

c/theonion · by Dispassionate@quokk.au · 17d · 21 comments

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Trump Spends an Unscheduled Morning Wandering His Golf Course, Shirtless

c/theonion · by Dispassionate@quokk.au · 18d · 0 comments

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Trump Pushes To Rename Sexual Attraction To Children ‘Americaphilia' - The Onion

c/theonion · by slothrop@lemmy.ca · 19d · 8 comments

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TikTok Influencers Launch New Fast-Food Trend Where You Eat the Wrapper Too

c/theonion · by Dispassionate@quokk.au · 19d · 22 comments

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Concerned that people still don’t realise he’s a pervert, man buys Meta smart glasses

c/theonion · by ZeroCool@piefed.ca · 21d · 23 comments

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What Kind Of Mom Stick Is Right For You?

c/theonion · by zarkanian@sh.itjust.works · 21d · 1 comments

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Schumer and Jeffries Hold Emergency Meeting With Trump to Brainstorm Insulting Nicknames for DSA Candidates

thehardtimes.net

c/theonion · by ZeroCool@piefed.ca · 22d · 7 comments

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Trembling RFK Jr. Tells Dominatrix To Use Processed Foods On His Balls - The Onion

c/theonion · by slothrop@lemmy.ca · 22d · 0 comments