I received a strong catholic education, the red and blue are symbols for the blood and water that came out from Jesus side when he was pierced by a Roman soldier, John 19:34
Instead, one of the soldiers pierced Jesus’ side with a spear, bringing a sudden flow of blood and water.
53 Comments
thecrotch@sh.itjust.works · 45 pts · 2y
Can Jesus really shoot rays of emotion out of his belly like a common care bear?
Jerb322@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
From thier harts, man, come on😁
thefartographer@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Nothing hurts more than the "Jesus cares" stare.
HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
Care Bears are the truly biblically accurate angels confirmed
thefluffiest@feddit.nl · 42 pts · 2y
That’s the Dutch 🇳🇱 flag, not the French 🇫🇷 one
Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 2y
From Jesuis perspective, it's le French.
isthingoneventhis@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
I mean.... it's kinda both when you look at it 👀
TheJims@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Ohhh now it makes perfect sense
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 2y
effward@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y
Needs more baguette!
Thanks DALL-E
RGB3x3@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
More baguette you say?
HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
Well that's fucking glorious.
RGB3x3@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Have another, Avengers: Baguette
RGB3x3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I do have too much fun with this
tias@discuss.tchncs.de · 19 pts · 2y
Also he steals her child
LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 2y
Damn the Bible really is brutal
platypus_plumba@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
"Mercy! MERCY, please! Ahhhhh!
Mercy, s'il vous plaît... Mer... Merci. Merci beaucoup! hon hon hon hon!"
Luke 2:1-20
chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de · 14 pts · 2y
could be worse like making her american
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
Only the fallen one can work such evils.
superbirra@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
JE SUIS JESUS
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Je sus
superbirra@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
american canadian
Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com · 3 pts · 2y
Je suce ma bite.
superbirra@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
canadian american
DieguiTux8623@feddit.it · 13 pts · 2y
I received a strong catholic education, the red and blue are symbols for the blood and water that came out from Jesus side when he was pierced by a Roman soldier, John 19:34
Senshi@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Wait, why was Jesus full of water? I thought humans are usually filled with blood.
skullgiver@popplesburger.hilciferous.nl · 7 pts · 2y
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Firemen? That's probably related...
Augustiner@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
I banish thy bad breath with the power of Colgate
MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Beat me to it
ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 2y
Depends on your perspective. To me it looks like he's absorbing her soul. Time to feed I guess? Jesus, Harvester of Souls, sounds metal af
OpenStars@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
"Midnight Mass" on Netflix, I'm just saying...
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
He's sucking the French outta them
ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y
He can suck the French outta me anytime. I do love long haired foreign twinks
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
TASTE THE RAINBOW, MOTHERFUCKER
emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Jesus turning the girls gay.
HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y
He's giving her a sign to just surrender already.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Je suis un ananas.
Elderos@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
NoOn, ceux naille pas pawssible.
manucode@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 2y
Looks more Dutch than French to me.
cley_faye@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
When you turn French you just stop caring about sins.
niktemadur@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Ooh La La!
Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com · 3 pts · 2y
France it the Goat. Have you had boeuf bourguignon with chefs lemon tear-gas from your striking (actually the coolest thing)?
BoastfulDaedra@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 2y
...le whut?
Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com · 0 pts · 2y
Le goat
GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
It's super effective!
berkeleyblue@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Ooooohhhh…. That‘s a bit harsh. What could she have done to deserve this
Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Being not French maybe?
kariboka@bolha.forum · 3 pts · 2y
Jesus is holding baby jesus
MasterNerd@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
I mean why do you think she's crying?
Pregnenolone@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Is the baby France?
ThorAlex@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 2y
I get a strong sense there is a secret tunnel full of antiques behind that wall...?
harmsy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Seeeeecret tuuuunneeellll! Seeeeecret tunnneeeeeellllll!
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 0 pts · 2y
No worse fate.
Sharpiemarker@startrek.website · -6 pts · 2y
Fr*nch 🤢