Bonjour, je m'appelle Jesus

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53 Comments

thecrotch@sh.itjust.works · 45 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Can Jesus really shoot rays of emotion out of his belly like a common care bear?

Jerb322@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (1 reply)

From thier harts, man, come on😁

thefartographer@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Nothing hurts more than the "Jesus cares" stare.

HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y

Care Bears are the truly biblically accurate angels confirmed

thefluffiest@feddit.nl · 42 pts · 2y (4 replies)

That’s the Dutch 🇳🇱 flag, not the French 🇫🇷 one

Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 2y (1 reply)

From Jesuis perspective, it's le French.

isthingoneventhis@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

I mean.... it's kinda both when you look at it 👀

TheJims@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Ohhh now it makes perfect sense

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 2y
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effward@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Needs more baguette!

Thanks DALL-E

RGB3x3@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (2 replies)

More baguette you say?

HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Well that's fucking glorious.

RGB3x3@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Have another, Avengers: Baguette

RGB3x3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I do have too much fun with this

tias@discuss.tchncs.de · 19 pts · 2y

Also he steals her child

LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Damn the Bible really is brutal

platypus_plumba@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

"Mercy! MERCY, please! Ahhhhh!

Mercy, s'il vous plaît... Mer... Merci. Merci beaucoup! hon hon hon hon!"

Luke 2:1-20

chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

could be worse like making her american

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

Only the fallen one can work such evils.

superbirra@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (4 replies)

JE SUIS JESUS

dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Je sus

superbirra@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

american canadian

Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Je suce ma bite.

superbirra@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

canadian american

DieguiTux8623@feddit.it · 13 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I received a strong catholic education, the red and blue are symbols for the blood and water that came out from Jesus side when he was pierced by a Roman soldier, John 19:34

Instead, one of the soldiers pierced Jesus’ side with a spear, bringing a sudden flow of blood and water.

Senshi@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Wait, why was Jesus full of water? I thought humans are usually filled with blood.

skullgiver@popplesburger.hilciferous.nl · 7 pts · 2y
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flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

Firemen? That's probably related...

Augustiner@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I banish thy bad breath with the power of Colgate

MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Beat me to it

ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Depends on your perspective. To me it looks like he's absorbing her soul. Time to feed I guess? Jesus, Harvester of Souls, sounds metal af

OpenStars@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

"Midnight Mass" on Netflix, I'm just saying...

dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

He's sucking the French outta them

ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y

He can suck the French outta me anytime. I do love long haired foreign twinks

RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

TASTE THE RAINBOW, MOTHERFUCKER

emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

Jesus turning the girls gay.

HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y

He's giving her a sign to just surrender already.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Je suis un ananas.

Elderos@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

NoOn, ceux naille pas pawssible.

manucode@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 2y

Looks more Dutch than French to me.

cley_faye@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

When you turn French you just stop caring about sins.

niktemadur@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Ooh La La!

Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

France it the Goat. Have you had boeuf bourguignon with chefs lemon tear-gas from your striking (actually the coolest thing)?

BoastfulDaedra@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

...le whut?

Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com · 0 pts · 2y

Le goat

GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y

It's super effective!

berkeleyblue@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Ooooohhhh…. That‘s a bit harsh. What could she have done to deserve this

Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Being not French maybe?

kariboka@bolha.forum · 3 pts · 2y

Jesus is holding baby jesus

MasterNerd@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

I mean why do you think she's crying?

Pregnenolone@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Is the baby France?

ThorAlex@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I get a strong sense there is a secret tunnel full of antiques behind that wall...?

harmsy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Seeeeecret tuuuunneeellll! Seeeeecret tunnneeeeeellllll!

wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 0 pts · 2y

No worse fate.

Sharpiemarker@startrek.website · -6 pts · 2y

Fr*nch 🤢