c/lemmyshitpost · by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 2yWhere's my safety pin. 323 points · 55 comments · view on lemmy.world
55 Comments
AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 2y
4grams@awful.systems · 4 pts · 2y
f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
🤨
🟡
ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 37 pts · 2y
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 2y
smashboy@kbin.social · 17 pts · 2y
Preganté
Hol@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 2y
Gregnant
WindyRebel@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
How is babby formed?
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y
OpenStars@startrek.website · 35 pts · 2y
If the bump in the wall starts moaning, speaking, or forms a face, then GTFO FAST! :-P
Unless your summoning the demon was intentional, in which case don't be rude - say hi back! :-D
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y
Bro why run? The wall has a mouth now. I can work with this.
KingJalopy@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 2y
Bonk
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
bonk me again daddy
KingJalopy@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 2y
Shut up, slave! I'll bonk you when I'm ready, slut!
fl42v@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
That's more of a KinkJalopy at this point
OpenStars@startrek.website · 5 pts · 2y
Uh... W-what do you intend to do with that large gaping hole there, inside of which is a portal to a demonic realm?
Nvm, I don't think I need to know right now.:-D
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
(sex)
fl42v@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
Given that happens fr, you're going to need to work on your mental health, tho...
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Walls spawn mouths that you can get a blowjob from for real?
kautau@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Only if you get them wet enough
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 19 pts · 2y
Best case scenario it's full of pee.
Wogi@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y
Is... Is regular water not an option?
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 19 pts · 2y
Do you know how much structural damage water can do??
Coach@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
More or less than pee?
TwentySeven@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
The sky has a larger bladder
seathru@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Clubbing4198@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
Someone impregnated the glory hole.
benfell@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
You'll want a bucket and probably a mop.
When I first moved back east I was reveling in a thunderstorm, left the window open to hear the rain and the thunder. Did that a few times actually.
But yours is bigger.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 45 pts · 2y
Imagine how big it could be today. More water than wall.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 15 pts · 2y
Its like those ghost movies where things stretch out the walls; except way scarier because it comes with property damage.
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc · 13 pts · 2y
It's okay that's just a friendly Demogorgon living in your wall
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
You can tell it's a demogorgon by its willingness to display its abilities. Don't confuse it with its much more dangerous relative, the demigorgon.
DogPeePoo@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y
I just want to know… which brand of paint
Death_Equity@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
Probably 5-7 coats of latex over 70 years.
db2@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Wall mart, obv
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Wall wart, if anything
KingJalopy@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
Doubt. It's actually holding together.
dab@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Wall water in its purest form
YoorWeb@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
That's one big spiders nest.
Stanwich@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Yeah, towel should do the job
Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
/s
Pixel@lemmy.sdf.org · 9 pts · 2y
Good thing it's away from that electrical outlet ...
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
It's the titty wall from Duke Nukem, give it a slap
db2@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
uwu
(sorry)
Valinator@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
*notices bulge*
Jimbo@yiffit.net · 0 pts · 2y
I see something that looks like a belly I uwu
Asnabel@szmer.info · 5 pts · 2y
Me after one day at grandma.
CptEnder@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Because the food right?
Right?
Asnabel@szmer.info · 2 pts · 2y
Yes, the food. I honestly don't know what else it could be and at this point I'm afraid to ask.
Edit: oops, wrote grandpa instead of grandms
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
This why you don't fuck with building code
UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
Ok no seriously, WHAT IS THAT
Daxtron2@startrek.website · 15 pts · 2y
The wall is pregat
MellowSnow@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Pregananant
Daxtron2@startrek.website · 8 pts · 2y
pregante
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Praganat
bruhduh@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
The wall is gyatt
bruhduh@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Daxtron2@startrek.website · 1 pts · 2y
Not allowed I will press charges
charonn0@startrek.website · 11 pts · 2y
Water leak behind the paint.
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Latex paint?
p1mrx@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
witty.