Where's my safety pin.

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55 Comments

AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 2y (2 replies)

4grams@awful.systems · 4 pts · 2y
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f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

🤨

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ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 37 pts · 2y (5 replies)
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stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 2y (4 replies)
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smashboy@kbin.social · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Preganté

Hol@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 2y

Gregnant

WindyRebel@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

How is babby formed?

stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y
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OpenStars@startrek.website · 35 pts · 2y (10 replies)

If the bump in the wall starts moaning, speaking, or forms a face, then GTFO FAST! :-P

Unless your summoning the demon was intentional, in which case don't be rude - say hi back! :-D

EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y (9 replies)

Bro why run? The wall has a mouth now. I can work with this.

KingJalopy@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Bonk

EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (2 replies)

bonk me again daddy

KingJalopy@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Shut up, slave! I'll bonk you when I'm ready, slut!

fl42v@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y

That's more of a KinkJalopy at this point

OpenStars@startrek.website · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Uh... W-what do you intend to do with that large gaping hole there, inside of which is a portal to a demonic realm?

Nvm, I don't think I need to know right now.:-D

EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

(sex)

fl42v@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Given that happens fr, you're going to need to work on your mental health, tho...

EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Walls spawn mouths that you can get a blowjob from for real?

kautau@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Only if you get them wet enough

wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 19 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Best case scenario it's full of pee.

Wogi@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Is... Is regular water not an option?

wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 19 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Do you know how much structural damage water can do??

Coach@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y (2 replies)

More or less than pee?

TwentySeven@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The sky has a larger bladder

seathru@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
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Clubbing4198@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y

Someone impregnated the glory hole.

benfell@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You'll want a bucket and probably a mop.

When I first moved back east I was reveling in a thunderstorm, left the window open to hear the rain and the thunder. Did that a few times actually.

But yours is bigger.

brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 45 pts · 2y

Imagine how big it could be today. More water than wall.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 15 pts · 2y

Its like those ghost movies where things stretch out the walls; except way scarier because it comes with property damage.

Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It's okay that's just a friendly Demogorgon living in your wall

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

You can tell it's a demogorgon by its willingness to display its abilities. Don't confuse it with its much more dangerous relative, the demigorgon.

DogPeePoo@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I just want to know… which brand of paint

Death_Equity@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y

Probably 5-7 coats of latex over 70 years.

db2@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Wall mart, obv

surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Wall wart, if anything

KingJalopy@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

Doubt. It's actually holding together.

dab@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Wall water in its purest form

YoorWeb@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

That's one big spiders nest.

Stanwich@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yeah, towel should do the job

Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

/s

Pixel@lemmy.sdf.org · 9 pts · 2y

Good thing it's away from that electrical outlet ...

dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

It's the titty wall from Duke Nukem, give it a slap

db2@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

uwu

(sorry)

Valinator@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

*notices bulge*

Jimbo@yiffit.net · 0 pts · 2y

I see something that looks like a belly I uwu

Asnabel@szmer.info · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Me after one day at grandma.

CptEnder@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Because the food right?

Right?

Asnabel@szmer.info · 2 pts · 2y

Yes, the food. I honestly don't know what else it could be and at this point I'm afraid to ask.

Edit: oops, wrote grandpa instead of grandms

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

This why you don't fuck with building code

UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y (8 replies)

Ok no seriously, WHAT IS THAT

Daxtron2@startrek.website · 15 pts · 2y (6 replies)

The wall is pregat

MellowSnow@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Pregananant

Daxtron2@startrek.website · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

pregante

kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Praganat

bruhduh@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

The wall is gyatt

bruhduh@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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Daxtron2@startrek.website · 1 pts · 2y

Not allowed I will press charges

charonn0@startrek.website · 11 pts · 2y

Water leak behind the paint.

feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Latex paint?

p1mrx@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

witty.