Looks like someone tried to use panorama mode with a camera from the mid 00s.
I know better, but I feel like if I grabbed that fork to use it, my arm might stretch out like that too, and i'd basically become a collection of wet floppy noodles instead of arms and legs.
Honestly my first thought when I saw this was that it had to be some type of homemade tool for car repairs. Car mechanics will make a tool out of anything if it gets the job done.
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Jilanico@lemmy.world · 94 pts · 2y
Reminds me of the silverware from 2001: A Space Odyssey
whoisearth@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 2y
It's like if AI made utensils. Kubrick was ahead of the game.
MechanicalJester@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
Want
droog_the_droog@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Use this set at home. Really like it! Especially that the forks forces you to eat smaller bites. :)
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 2y
But how do you consume your moloko?
Empricorn@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 2y
Use chopsticks?
Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world · 59 pts · 2y
Almost downvoted this post through pure instinctive disgust
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y
I genuinely don't mind.
scottmeme@sh.itjust.works · 55 pts · 2y
-3/10 bad fork
caseyweederman@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y
Bad fork,
constantokra@lemmy.one · 39 pts · 2y
Looks like someone tried to use panorama mode with a camera from the mid 00s.
I know better, but I feel like if I grabbed that fork to use it, my arm might stretch out like that too, and i'd basically become a collection of wet floppy noodles instead of arms and legs.
Hegar@kbin.social · 10 pts · 2y
That basically describes me now. But my mother was a delicious bowl of liang fen so I feel like it's pretty understandable.
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
Or be pulled like toffee into another dimension, stretched infinitely.
Lexam@lemmy.ca · 28 pts · 2y
That fork has a lisp. And I can't explain that.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
You're correct though.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
I thought it might be trisomy 21, but that also fits.
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y
You may find beauty in it by considering its uses as a weed tool.
Everything looks like a nail when you’re hammered or something like that.
AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 2y
10/10 as a weird collectible
0/10 as an eating utensil
hOrni@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
I think it would work fine. It has a handle and prongs, two things a fork needs. It only looks weird.
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
I fucking hate this fork
ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
That fork is doing the best it can
GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social · 12 pts · 2y
I can accept the cutlery-divergent! But not autistics. Fuck them.
(Here's a /s for those who think I'm serious.)
342345@feddit.de · 12 pts · 2y
What the fork?
PapaStevesy@midwest.social · 11 pts · 2y
Looks like a Star Trek fork, I give it 3 out of 5 forks.
topperharlie@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
jokes aside, is weird enough to look appealing to me, and probably functional.
InputZero@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
Honestly my first thought when I saw this was that it had to be some type of homemade tool for car repairs. Car mechanics will make a tool out of anything if it gets the job done.
meowMix2525@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y
Sensory adventure 12/10
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
I fucking hate it. Viscerally so.
ZeDoTelhado@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
It really looks like a repurposed knife at a glance.
email@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y
Looks like one i made in blender
abcdqfr@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
The one in the kitchen I assume
email@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
The one for making 3-d models
stringere@leminal.space · 1 pts · 2y
Why are you making 3d models in the kitchen? Use a computer program for that.
email@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
Good suggestion, but I like making models in my kitchen
stringere@leminal.space · 1 pts · 2y
Then I suggest printing with bananas.
https://www.engadget.com/2014-11-21-3d-print-mashed-bananas.html?guccounter=1
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 2y
4/4
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y
Your 4-based rating system is almost as perverse as that "utensil."
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 2y
This comment was very helpful! It rate it with 7/7
shneancy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
i'd give it 5/7, perfect score
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
I'd still prefer this to one made of thin metal with one of the tines slightly bent
stringere@leminal.space · 6 pts · 2y
5/7 perfect score
Bronco1676@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y
Knork/10
black0ut@pawb.social · 6 pts · 2y
Why is the prong at the right shorter than every other one? Bad fork, 1/5. Giving it a 1 and not a 0 because it's probably heavy and I like that.
olafurp@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
It looks interesting but I'd be very disappointed if someone expects me to eat with it.
theodewere@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y
there are images on the internet that just spread fear and confusion
Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
guriinii@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
No!
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
^fork^
zanyllama52@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 2y
Looks like a fork to me.
lemmyng@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y
What's the scale? It might be a passable seafood fork.
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io · 2 pts · 2y
Looks like one of those little seafood forks
Starkstruck@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
sheer-agony/10
Dirk@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
It’s a lork!
connaisseur@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y
more like a bork (bad fork)
Gork@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
"First of all, it's not Twitter, it's X now..."
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Well ackshually.
Daze@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
Pickles!!
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I guess but I wouldn't want that in my mouth.
terminhell@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2y
What's wrong with pickles?
UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
everything
Steak@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
What is this a fork for ants?!
TeckFire@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Now imagine the scraping of steel against teeth on this and it just….