Pharaoh said, "ummm hmmm, yeah! Who is the LORD? Oh yeah, that I should obey him and let Israel go, yeah!? I do not know the LORD,ummm hmmm! and I will not let Israel go, ummm hmmm, yeah! I'm the cream of crop! And I'll raise to the top".

Edit: you have to read in macho man's voice.

Omgboom@lemmy.zip · 49 pts · 2y

HELL YEAH BROTHER

sun_is_ra@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 2y (3 replies)

This based on what?

PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Hulkamania.

grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 17 pts · 2y

Brotherrr

whotookkarl@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Old episodes of thunder in Paradise

Snapz@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Did Moses have a brother?

blazeknave@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Hahahahahaha you're a fucking genius friend

9point6@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Moses clearly owned a liquor still

proper@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

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Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I need two of ALL of you to join ARCAMANIA!

/rips off his shirt

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Isn't that Noah?

Moob@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Yeah but I’m sure they reused assets.

Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Ohhhh, riiiiiiight

Turd_Ferg@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Its funny because the hulkster went full jesusfreak on us.

czardestructo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Too much steroids and coke

Turd_Ferg@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

A tale as old as time

GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

Or maybe not brother

kat_angstrom@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

So science that it much be true

Raxiel@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (3 replies)

My favourite bible passage is the one where Moses goes to see Pharo, and tells him that the Jews are trying to form a union.

blazeknave@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

More like split the seas for the NWO rebellion

lauha@lemmy.one · 0 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Passage?

Raxiel@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Somewhere in the book of McMahon

niktemadur@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It was Jesse Ventura all along!

dutchkimble@lemy.lol · 2 pts · 2y

Legit comment, the jaw isn't slack

listless@lemmy.cringecollective.io · 7 pts · 2y

In other news Exteter University is holding it's 24th annual "Hulk Hogan RULES Day"...

Brickardo@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 2y

Parting the waters with a leg drop

model_tar_gz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Moses was Vesemir!

Eric_Pollock@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y

BROTHER

sirico@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 2y

Macho man Let my mean Gene go

ratzki@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y

Now I get it: Thunder in PARADISE