That's because the clitoris, and by extension the female orgasm, is a myth created by second wave feminists to make straight men seem sexually incompetent.
So, I grew up in a super religious environment -- which is where I grew up, not necessarily the folks in this picture. But if this was from my childhood, I would imagine it went down like this: there are quite a few people who are 100% bought in to the religious teachings. A few of those folks probably got together and developed this idea. No double entendre meant or understood. But there are also quite a few folks who are at least aware of the real world. Those folks saw this trainwreck unfolding in slow motion. But the problem is, sex is taboo. So what are they going to do? Raise the alarm? Explain to everyone who doesn't know what a clit is? And then, worst of all, explain how they know what a clit is? Oh hell no. That's just never going to happen. So if the team embarrasses themselves, well, I guess that was just God's will.
Very important: you have to either be in normal mode first or get there by pressing escape (or <C-[> (aka Ctrl+[)), which is mentioned in the edited image from Arrival, but left out of your explanation.
It's a play on the idiom to "cross your t's and dot your i's", which means to make sure to check and double check your work for any errors/omissions/etc.
So kind of two jokes for the price of one: the play on the idiom, and that they didn't do it because of the clit joke that made it into the final draft 🤣
It looks kinda like a slow pitch softball team. If that's the case they almost certainly knew because most of the team names are jokes. I knew one team made up exclusively of people in AA and NA and the team's name was "Free Base"
It's a deeply complex game dating back thousands of years. It's extremely compelling, difficult to learn, and you could spend a lifetime mastering it. I can understand why the church fears it. Who has time for a sermon when you could be studying Tsumego and learning Joseki?
So many things organizations do when it comes to branding or advertisements should really be be run past just one 12 year boy before the idea gets turned loose, it would take is mere seconds to identify any problems.
87 Comments
Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works · 113 pts · 2y
Over half the congregation can’t find the church.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 2y
Leave it to Stan
Kalkaline@leminal.space · 98 pts · 2y
abfarid@startrek.website · 9 pts · 2y
Those cars be so big.
Kalkaline@leminal.space · 1 pts · 2y
It's Texas, and those are actually fairly average around here.
abfarid@startrek.website · 3 pts · 2y
crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y
Across the street to the cun† church
originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com · 83 pts · 2y
SandmanXC@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
🫡
bruhduh@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
🫡
germtm_@lemmy.world · 72 pts · 2y
didn't know command-line interfaces were religious.
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world · 66 pts · 2y
Norgur@fedia.io · 19 pts · 2y
Only text based (or CLI-T) ones
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 2y
Me talking about how great jq is
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Suddenly nazis interested in your ted talk.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 2y
???
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Jq also refers to the "Jewish question" which is where the "final solution" came from.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 2y
Ew fucking gross
But thanks
Ugh
Cethin@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2y
Jesus Qrist?
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 2y
It's a command line tool to query JSON data. https://www.digitalocean.com/community/tutorials/how-to-transform-json-data-with-jq
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca · 42 pts · 2y
Most Christian males don't know what a clit is, so this is understandable.
rwhitisissle@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
That's because the clitoris, and by extension the female orgasm, is a myth created by second wave feminists to make straight men seem sexually incompetent.
breadsmasher@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y
I refuse to believe this wasn’t intentional
SynonymousStoat@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
They probably don't even know what a clit is so my guess is it's unintentional.
themeatbridge@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
They knew what they were doing.
erp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Yes, they certainly knew what they were dong.
indepndnt@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
So, I grew up in a super religious environment -- which is where I grew up, not necessarily the folks in this picture. But if this was from my childhood, I would imagine it went down like this: there are quite a few people who are 100% bought in to the religious teachings. A few of those folks probably got together and developed this idea. No double entendre meant or understood. But there are also quite a few folks who are at least aware of the real world. Those folks saw this trainwreck unfolding in slow motion. But the problem is, sex is taboo. So what are they going to do? Raise the alarm? Explain to everyone who doesn't know what a clit is? And then, worst of all, explain how they know what a clit is? Oh hell no. That's just never going to happen. So if the team embarrasses themselves, well, I guess that was just God's will.
spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
Oh I've met some pretty innocent Christians. Keep in mind that this is the same group that gets stressed by the word "damn". Think pure thoughts!
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
Most I've met arent any more innocent than anyone else. They just feel guiltier about everything.
spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Haha fair! In fairness, the time I spent around them was when we were in our early 20s so maybe not representative sample, just my experience
Cybermonk_Taiji@r.nf · 1 pts · 2y
Mastengwe@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
It’s because it’s not real. It’s the internet. Question everthing.
unphazed@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y
I am the clit commander!!!!
lando55@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
An offshoot of the LABIA?
NihilisticOptimist@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Some say the CLIT is a myth.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
they just myth it because they dont really try
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 2y
Command line interface?!?! HELP I CANT EXIT VIMM!
mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y
A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl · 4 pts · 2y
:q!is part of the shortcut?mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
You literally type colon q exclamation mark [enter]
:is basically telling vim that you want to execute a commandqisquit!means without savingand hit enter to execute it
A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl · 4 pts · 2y
i thought it was a text emoji.
rwhitisissle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Very important: you have to either be in normal mode first or get there by pressing escape (or <C-[> (aka Ctrl+[)), which is mentioned in the edited image from Arrival, but left out of your explanation.
Cethin@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2y
Do people use "esc" for this? I thought ctrl-c was the easy way. Esc is so much harder to reach.
Allero@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 2y
I hereby declare your password is in fact not 1234
darth_tiktaalik@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 2y
Linux men, they can't find the clit even if you shove it in their faces
sudo42@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y
Great job, men! We finally found it!
activ8r@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 2y
Didn't think to dot the "i" huh?
spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
This joke is underappreciated
Shellbeach@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I want to giggle too, can you explain?
spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y
It's a play on the idiom to "cross your t's and dot your i's", which means to make sure to check and double check your work for any errors/omissions/etc.
So kind of two jokes for the price of one: the play on the idiom, and that they didn't do it because of the clit joke that made it into the final draft 🤣
L3mmyW1nks@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
In addition, the i with its dot are also the X of a treasure map, for those that need help finding it.
NucleusAdumbens@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I just assumed it was for the visual association
Shellbeach@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Brilliant! Thanks for the explanation.
spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
You're welcome!
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
They probably have more trouble finding it than most
pufferfisherpowder@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Lol everyone knows it doesn't exist. Or where is it mentioned in the bible?! That's right, nowhere
Welt@lazysoci.al · 6 pts · 2y
You obviously haven't read Clitoridinthians 2:24
Classy@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
Clitorinthians rolls better
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · -6 pts · 2y
You are ignorant as fuck if you really believe that.
pufferfisherpowder@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
You can call me ignorant but the bible ain't lying son
Cybermonk_Taiji@r.nf · 1 pts · 2y
Welt@lazysoci.al · 1 pts · 2y
You're thinking of an encyclopaedophile, the Bybel is troof
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
/theyknew
BleatingZombie@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
It looks kinda like a slow pitch softball team. If that's the case they almost certainly knew because most of the team names are jokes. I knew one team made up exclusively of people in AA and NA and the team's name was "Free Base"
ShaunaTheDead@fedia.io · 18 pts · 2y
If God had a CLI then techies might be more religious.
God --pray "I know I've run my program twice now and it's crashed both times and I've changed nothing in the code, but PLEASE let it work!"Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y
I passed a big church... Building? Idk it looked weird, but it had a bunch of Christian sayings on it, and one of them was "FEAR GO"
Whats wrong with GO?
Halosheep@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y
It's freaking hard man, I don't think I coidl ever master it.
tomkatt@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
It's a deeply complex game dating back thousands of years. It's extremely compelling, difficult to learn, and you could spend a lifetime mastering it. I can understand why the church fears it. Who has time for a sermon when you could be studying Tsumego and learning Joseki?
z00s@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Gastrointestinal Obstructions are seriously painful, you can't take that stuff lightly
penquin@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 2y
indepndnt@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Hell yeah, brother.
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 2y
"Helping you find Jesus"
Dude, isn't it obvious we help people find Jesus, because of the cross? I don't think we need to be so explicit.
You're right....how about:
"Helping you find it"
Perfect!
A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
This has to be someones parody stunt and not a real, legitimate thing...right?
Mastengwe@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Yep. It’s not true.
bluewing@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
So many things organizations do when it comes to branding or advertisements should really be be run past just one 12 year boy before the idea gets turned loose, it would take is mere seconds to identify any problems.
But no, the adults are the smart ones...........
petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y
They'd probably spank him for pointing it out anyway.
FellowHuman@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Well you don't your organisation to be mistaken for a linux Terminal
Mastengwe@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
Fake
koavf@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y
How is this a meme?
rainerloeten@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
The cross looks like a "T". That's why, I think.
thefrankring@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
That's one good way to make christians more interesting.
frezik@midwest.social · 4 pts · 2y
Is this real? I need this to be real.
Mastengwe@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
It’s not.
frezik@midwest.social · 1 pts · 2y
I NEED THIS TO BE REAL.
frezik@midwest.social · 1 pts · 2y
I NEED THIS TO BE REAL.
set_secret@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
https://media.tenor.com/5TeG3HfYP60AAAAM/jay-and-silent-bob-we-gots-to-get-paid.gif
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
It's right behind you!
It must have been there this whole time.
SynonymousStoat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
uebquauntbez@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
No bad thinking, they're innocent, really innocent ...
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Because virgin men have no idea what a clit is.
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
How about the Parroquial United Summer Singing Youths? Pussyt? The "t" is for Christ.
You guys are sending me to hell for this.
EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 2y
Reminds me of the City University of New York