Ain't even gotta do that, just imagine he suffered for 500,000 years and he did, just like everyone and everything you ever knew was created last Thursday

FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Fuck you Ralph, you'll live again the next time someone scrolls by

halvar@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

ruuuude

lowleveldata@programming.dev · 29 pts · 2y

Ralph lives happily ever after

There you go I saved Ralph

tkk13909@sopuli.xyz · 29 pts · 2y

Glad this keeps getting reposted cause it means Ralph gets to keep existing!

dumbass@leminal.space · 25 pts · 2y

Ralph died of a heroin overdose behind a Denny's dumpster.

rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 2y

You should be, Ralph.

niktemadur@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

Someday far, far into the deep future, Ralph may surface again as a Boltzmann Brain.

pancakes@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Ralph only ceases to exist when the last person views this meme and then closes it, as well as when the last person forgets Ralph ever existed. All I know is that person isn't me and thus I have no blood on my hands.

flying_sheep@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

OK Google set a reminder 10 years from now to remind that gal/guy of ralph

pancakes@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

Henceforth you shall be the torchbearer for the memory of Ralph. His memory will live on due to your efforts.

nepenthes@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

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JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y

Ralph will only come back into existence next time this is reposted. For maximum existential horror, change the name every repost so Ralph is forgotten.

TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Would Ralph 's hat also stop existing?

Nelots@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 2y

No, Ralph's hat exists outside of time and space. It is beyond our comprehension.

nailbar@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Ralph just reminded me of The Game. Ralph deserves the void.

Godric@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Worse than that! Each time you think of Ralph, you create another Ralph, a being you have created, another soul you will damn to the void.

PlexSheep@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 2y

Damn it now I lost. It's your fault for talking about the game! You lose too!

mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub · 12 pts · 2y

It's scary, but it's something we all face someday. One day, I'll go, too. The only way to go is forward, Ralph. Farewell.

niktemadur@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

The moment I was looking and thinking about Ralph, the wifi lost connection to the internet.
Coincidence? Or was it Ralph? 3spooky5me, Ralphie ol' boy!

urfavlaura@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 2y

goodbye ralph

random_character_a@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Jee thank. Just what my Monday needed, an existential crisis.

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Into the Ralphaverse

glitchdx@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

I get that this is a joke, but I was drunk the other day and had an existential crisis about something similar.

When I write stories, i am inventing a world which basically makes me a god. Am I a bad god for writing stories where terrible things happen?

Interestingly and coincidentally, a couple weeks after that both Overly Sarcastic Productions and Hello Future Me put out videos containing the quote "characters are not people" and I felt personally targeted by that (which is of course ridiculous because why would they know about me?)

zeppo@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Oh well! Bite it, Ralph.

Godric@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Murderer!

Agent641@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Embrace the void, whatever your name is.

cley_faye@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Die, Rulph, said the reader.

Blyfh@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Phew! For a moment I thought you meant Ralph!

loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y

Rulph Lundgren died

Amir@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y

if a tree falls in a forest and no one hears it

ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

Don't worry, everything will be ok because the multiverse or whatever idk

nifty@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

In fact Ralph never exists because “you” is indeterminate since hundreds of readers see this post simultaneously

erp@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

You should hear the cries of the memories, right before they are garbage collected. "Wait, I need that!"

"Bring in the logic probe!"

neatchee@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I will always read this meme in the voice of George Carlin narrating Thomas the Tank Engine, and then immediately post this exact reply with a link to this video: https://youtu.be/2a_gW1KvuFk?si=hR834siCZlYvOei1

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Enkers@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

What if Ralph exists independently of anyone acknowledging his concept? What if Ralph has always existed, and has just been waiting for a certain memer to discover him?

kewwwi@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

bye ralp

Godric@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Oh no, that's not how this works. Everyone has their own Ralph, unique in each mind. Your hands are as bloody

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Welcome to the circus, Ralph.

Now say goodbye.

sagrotan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

RIP Ralph

Crashumbc@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Who?

SpaceCadet@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 318d

Don't worry Ralph, I got you.

sirico@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

If he dies, he dies

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taiyang@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Reminds me I still have a completed Undertale pacifist run I'll never go back to because everyone is living their best life in my install.

SpaceCadet@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 2y

Ralph lives!

user1234@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 2y

Is Ralph the first name of Mr. Meeseeks?

Zehzin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Big woop, everyone here including myself is a concept and no one can prove me otherwise.

Godric@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I wouldn't bother for your sake, and I hope you stop existing once my attention span abandons you!

Zehzin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I can't tell if it worked.

Godric@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Fuck mb, I must've done it wrong since it didn't work, I'll try again, figment!

Dagwood222@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Back in the 1940s, there was a Captain Marvel story where a scientist tells the Big Red Cheese that the entire universe is actually a dream and the sleeper is getting ready to wake up...

p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I remember this meme. Good one until the fucking boomers and conservatives got ahold of it..