It's impossible that they could hurt me

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TxzK@lemmy.zip · 87 pts · 2y (1 reply)

if not fren then why fren shaped?

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

We were "groomed" by plush toys...

Mwallerby@startrek.website · 63 pts · 2y (1 reply)

If not friend why friend shaped??

EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Came here looking for this lol

Shave_MyBeever@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 2y

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corus_kt@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 2y (6 replies)

I'll never understand the evolutionary advantage of nature developing the friendliest fluffy soft ears and putting them on a 200kg apex predator.

scutiger@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y (4 replies)

200 kg? Try 800 kg

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Try 1763.7 pounds! It sounds bigger.

Rin@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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Anticorp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

That's YUGE bear!

HolyDiver@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

sounds about the same if you aren’t American

Username02@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

They were cozing up to humans for the title of "ultimate hunting duo apex" but because they don't hunt during winter so the wolves won the contest.

luckymann@api.clubsall.com · 24 pts · 2y

we should have domesticated bears

Zenjal@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I meeeean, lookin at this then the top of my bald ol head and not taking into account any other very valid arguments, I can see why people would choose bear over man in woods.

the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
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NickwithaC@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

Moreso:

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 12 pts · 2y

"Why, to better to hear your screams of course."

SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 2y

The fur covers their ears to prevent the screams of the people they're mauling from damaging their eardrums.

NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (5 replies)

I don’t get it

dunz@feddit.nu · 37 pts · 2y (4 replies)

The ears are cute

NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Ah, thanks. Unfortunately the real estate 6-12 inches south of those ears is ever so slightly less cute

zippycat9@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 2y (1 reply)

idk, i disagree. they look similar to dogs.

spicytuna62@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y

Well, according to taxonomists, all carnivores are either cats or dogs.

Carnivora are divided into two suborders, the Feliformia, containing the true felids and several "cat-like" animals; and the Caniformia, containing the true canids and many "dog-like" animals.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnivora

TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Darwin awards those who work hard

UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev · 6 pts · 2y

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Because they hunt by using their three-dimensional sense of smell.

Snowclone@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

An apex predator shouldn't have 30mph running speeds and 3d smell-o-vision. There is no God...

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Thats the bait used to pull you in for the chomp

RickAstleyfounddead@lemy.lol · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

These are actually Viking's pet

Beaver@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y

Cossacks like them too

Beaver@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Don’t feed them people damn it I know they look like a dog

naeap@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 2y

Why do you feed your dog with people?

Snowclone@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

They live in cold climates, so they have thick fur.

RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

If they were bigger they'd get bitten off more often in all the fights.

Etterra@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Whatever you got to tell yourself buddy. Don't worry, I'll mock you with your funeral.

whaleross@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The irresponsible pitbull owners mindset right there.

Beaver@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 2y

But they’re just a bear. You can trust them being brought into the house and left with the kids.