"I've dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It's funny to say they are small. It's funny to say they are big. I've been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, 'Hey, look at me. I'm Mr. So-and-So Dick. I've got such-as-such for a penis.' I never saw it fail to get a laugh."
49 Comments
Menjoo@lemmy.world · 108 pts · 2y
Welcome to Five Guys!
user224@lemmy.sdf.org · 74 pts · 2y
Pentacock
9point6@lemmy.world · 67 pts · 2y
Cocktopus
YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Fuck I was gonna say that :'(
morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de · 61 pts · 2y
That's a starprick if I'm not mistaken
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org · 33 pts · 2y
Marthirial@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 2y
Your mom's fidget spinner.
tacofox@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
Just imagine the sound of that thing slapping your moms ham like a pinwheel kite
samus12345@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 2y
"I've dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It's funny to say they are small. It's funny to say they are big. I've been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, 'Hey, look at me. I'm Mr. So-and-So Dick. I've got such-as-such for a penis.' I never saw it fail to get a laugh."
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 37 pts · 2y
Moby's Dicks
uservoid1@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y
It's a five star porn-hub
lone_faerie@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 26 pts · 2y
So that's what they do with it after bottom surgery
zqwzzle@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 2y
Organic free range dildo star before harvest
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 18 pts · 2y
"No, this is Patrick"
Lumisal@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
The cocktail starfish
olafurp@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
5 player co-op
JimSamtanko@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 2y
What ya got there is known as a fiveskin.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Five girls one star
abfarid@startrek.website · 10 pts · 2y
Patrick PornStar
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 2y
Now you and 4 of your closest friends can get even closer!
tryagain@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 2y
Patrick and his five brothers.
xploit@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I think you mean Richard Star, Patrick's cousin that he didn't even know existed...
They call him Dickie
Ilovemyirishtemper@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Pentapenis
oji@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
StarDict
aviationeast@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Badstarfish, the next product from bad dragon.
radicalautonomy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
PENVS
JustAnotherRando@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
That's a penisea star
nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 2y
the turboenfuckillator. very popular with your mother
LinusSexTips@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Ass to ass!
superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Mr. Stealyourgirl
set_secret@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Starfucker
Kecessa@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
Your partner will finally be pleased!
prex@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y
Ravi@feddit.org · 4 pts · 2y
Patdick Star
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
But I don't wanna pat the dicks
androogee@midwest.social · 4 pts · 2y
It ain't gonna sucker itself.
iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
The penis wheel
supercargo@r.nf · 4 pts · 2y
Fivehead.
derbolle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
The Seanis
foggianism@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Dickstar
veganpizza69@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Falustarfish
mystik@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Paige, no, no, no, no, no!
credo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
A growing star.
No_Eponym@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
Why would someone put penises all over the beach?
galom@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
Gatling penis
nothacking@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y
Adult fidget spinner.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
"I give this orgy 5 stars!"
lnxtx@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 2y
Boner's star.
brokenlcd@feddit.it · 1 pts · 2y
Stellatum glandem