c/lemmyshitpost · by tourist@lemmy.world · 2y

poni

can anyone recommend a good TV show to binge after eating an indica gummy

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95 Comments

todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee · 103 pts · 2y (28 replies)

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RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 45 pts · 2y (6 replies)

There's a German saying about that: "Ich hab schon Pferde kotzen sehen" (I've seen horses vomit) implying you've seen everything, even the impossible.

Samsy@lemmy.ml · 17 pts · 2y (3 replies)

An equivalent to flying pigs?

Blyfh@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That would be "Wenn Schweine fliegen (können)". It's a literal translation.

froh42@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Ich habe Dinge gesehen, die ihr Menschen niemals glauben würdet. Gigantische Schiffe, die brannten, draußen vor der Schulter des Orion. Und ein rosa fliegendes Schwein, genannt Pupsi, im Kino, nahe meiner 6-jährigern Tochter.

froh42@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

RFC 1925 (3) With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. However, this is not necessarily a good idea. It is hard to be sure where they are going to land, and it could be dangerous sitting under them as they fly overhead.

paschko_mato@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Das hab ich ja noch nie gehört. Wo kommst du her?

Samsy@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y

Direkt aus einer Wendy Zeitschrift.

MHanak@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (13 replies)

What are we looking at then?

Klear@lemmy.world · 76 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Horse eating. The photo is played backwards.

Katana314@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

I’m just picturing a horse walking up to hay and activating VACCU-SUC mode

jaybone@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

How do you play a photo?

Klear@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Forwards, usually. Just not in this case.

jaybone@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

You play records on a phonograph, maybe you can play photos on a recordgraph?

morrowind@lemmy.ml · 20 pts · 2y (6 replies)

AI pic

tjsauce@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (5 replies)

The motion blur is too good, as well as the surrounding geometry. Then again, AI pics are getting more realistic

morrowind@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 2y (4 replies)

The motion blur is what is most characteristic of AI. Also the horses lack of shadow, the nonsense text on signs, the fact that there's a horse in a convenience store.

deranger@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

Obviously it’s a vampiric horse, hence no shadow.

tetris11@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Eh it could just be really diffuse lighting in the store. The horse looks real enough under the light, as does the sandy vomit.

I think what gives it away is the weird cola shelving and the strange purple light fixture

CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

And the fact that everyone pointed out that horses can't vomit. Which I just learned.

tetris11@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y

same, but if a horse could vomit, I can imagine it would have that look and consistency, albeit hopefully not so much volume

again, the only fake looking part of the image for me are the background items

door_in_the_face@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 2y

It may be the exact moment that the horse tears open a bag of grain, spilling it's contents. Not sure though.

MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.de · 13 pts · 2y (4 replies)

That seems like a huge design error. Who's responsible for this?

Snowclone@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

In the wild they spend most of their day running. That action would make them throw up consistently, so they developed the ability to not throw up.

KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

the entirety of the horse is a design error, ever wonder why they sleep standing up?

eager_eagle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

not Steven

KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2y

maybe he was just chilling

MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

What about giraffes?

Wogi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Giraffes vomit constantly and on purpose.

Then they chew it again and swallow it. Because 4 stomachs just isn't enough.

rockSlayer@lemmy.world · 69 pts · 2y (3 replies)

If only they did this instead of fucking dying

Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

Tummy hurting. Death it is then.

buttfarts@lemy.lol · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I just keep feeding them mustard

AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Ah, start the marinade from the inside. Clever.

assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 2y (3 replies)

What’s bojack up to

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Just the very usual Bojack activities.

umbrella@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2y

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FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

Ate too much cotton candy

samus12345@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 2y (9 replies)

Horses can't vomit, so I wonder what the deal with this picture is.

spujb@lemmy.cafe · 28 pts · 2y (8 replies)

PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com · 13 pts · 2y (6 replies)

It's almost certainly ai. Ai image models usually contain nudity but that's as taboo as it gets, they never have stuff like feces, vomit or gore in there. It looks like the ai substituted a grain or powder when asked to make vomit.

spujb@lemmy.cafe · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

also real life doesn’t usually have unsquare rugs or gas pumps indoors

prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Or a | | | sign where the exit sign ought to be

Excrubulent@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 2y

Plus the bizarre squiggle sign above the wall of items or the items that seem to blend together.

Security cam footage is a good fit for AI because it blurs the details, but it can't fix the simple fact that it cannot make a sensible output and cannot fix it without understanding context, which is the domain of general intelligence.

samus12345@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

So AI is like the alien simulation in Rick and Morty except instead of no nudity, there's no excessive bodily fluids.

"Could you draw the person taking a shit so I know you didn't use AI?"

PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Prompts like that get you things like a person pooping out wooden logs. Close but not poop. I tried to get a ai image of a gas station bathroom someone destroyed with feces everywhere. I got a bathroom filled with wooden logs.

0laura@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

with Loras you could get all the shit you want

samus12345@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Good call.

General_Effort@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Ja. Gut so, Jaqueline. Lass alles raus, Jaqueline. Nicht durch die Nasen!

tetris11@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y

Nicht so tief, Rudiger.... nicht so tief!

Asetru@feddit.org · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I specifically googled this and the results did not help.

What?

General_Effort@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHc-7tzUPnY

TinklesMcPoo@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Coffin Flop on Corncob TV is pretty good, but Comcast is trying to remove it from their broadcast lineup. They keep saying, "There's no way that many bodies are falling out of coffins." Then they tell me, "And there's no way a quarter of them are nude."

They think I'm just some dumb hick. They said that to me. At a dinner.

Bosht@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

"I didn't do fucking SHIT"

dumbass@leminal.space · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I DIDN'T RIG SHIT!

Bosht@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

https://media1.tenor.com/m/YQG-voSDQBUAAAAd/what-the-fuck-wtf.gif

NevermindNoMind@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Came here to say being high and watching "I think you should leave" is some of the hardest I've ever laughed. One of my favorites https://youtu.be/7xS9Y_mjTjc?si=sZcDJlrb_wMuBN-k

BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

We're allowed to show em nude cause they ain't got no souls!

tourist@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I laughed extra hard at the scene because I vaguely remembered reading this comment

LodeMike@lemmy.today · 19 pts · 2y (4 replies)

The Orville, or The Good Place

Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Really enjoying The Orville right now!

LodeMike@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Did you start because of me? :)

Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

No but I was coincidentally browsing Lemmy while the intro was rolling

LodeMike@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 2y

Oh neat.

Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

The joy of painting with bob ross

Asidonhopo@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

Maybe you havent watched Letterkenny yet

cordlord@eviltoast.org · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Smiling Friends would be perfect

tourist@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I fucking love Zach Hadel

Some of the funniest shit I've ever heard was him on sleepycast and Oneyplays

His one liner on oneyplays discussing Jimmy Neutron visiting r/braincels had me gasping for air

tacosanonymous@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y

I Think You Should Leave is kinda funny in such a circumstance.

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y

I hope that's the last time I have to prove to you that I can not only drink like a horse, but in fact more. Pussy ass equine baby filly, use a straw next time. (Also if you are heading my direction I tink I need a ride, ... come on, just you and me, we'll go on an adventure! No stopping for extra shorts, I promise, really, I swear)

PSA: Alcohol is a bit stupid but average alcohol culture is just horrible & makes no one "cool". There is no need for silly macho stuff, peer pressure, or endangering other by your own consumption, directly or indirectly).

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 2y

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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

That uranium yellow cake will do that to a maf’k

dragThruGardenPlz@midwest.social · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I think it’s his lung

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Mister would you please help my pony?

deranger@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

He coughed up snot in the doorway
And I think his lung's fucked up

AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

That fancy soup dispenser is broken again.