Bet y'all are very familiar with this

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CorrodedCranium@leminal.space · 83 pts · 2y (8 replies)

Is this for hammering down fence posts?

Karcinogen@discuss.tchncs.de · 52 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Yes, it's a T-post driver.

solidgrue@lemmy.world · 63 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Misinfo!

That is a professional grade fleshlight with the liner removed for sanitizing.

snooggums@midwest.social · 13 pts · 2y

It can be both!

altima_neo@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 2y

Sanitizing?

empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)

nah, it's fer hammering yer nan AYOO

joyjoy@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

No, it's my fleshlight.

Nomecks@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y

No-knock warrants

bobs_monkey@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Yup, I've also used them for driving ground rods before we got a rotohammer with the driver attachment

bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 62 pts · 2y (13 replies)

I hate magic internet point farming like this. It’s so obnoxious.

brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 2y (1 reply)

1 like = 1 prayer

1 share = 3 prayers

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

1 prayer = 3 shares

3 prayers = 10 likes

comrade19@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

or the top comment saying THE AGREE BUTTON - - - - >

lseif@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 2y

I FARTED ---------->

saltesc@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

And the Steam reviews saying to like the ASCII cat or some other dumb shit.

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Can't always find a solid shitpost in the barrel. Sometimes you stick your hand in the shit barrel and find shit of questionable consistency.

bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Oh I see how that reads now. That was not a dig at you. I was just saying I hate those types of posts. Seeing as we are on shit post I just kind of assumed you were throwing it out there in all of it obnoxious glory

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I definitely didn't take it as a comment on my own behavior, I agree that this kind of shit is obnoxious. I just wanted to make jokes about diarrhea.

bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y

lol

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

What's the opposite of a solid shitpost? Diarrheapost?

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Probably? That should be a community tbh.

TORFdot0@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Lemmy doesn’t track your cumulative karma as far as I can tell. So it’s not really farming since you don’t even get a badge that says you have a big pp for it

bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y

I’m talking about this genre post in general

shalafi@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It's a pole pounder, which, coincidentally, is my nickname.

psmgx@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Also Grindr handle

EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

And the name of his first porno!

callouscomic@lemm.ee · 40 pts · 2y

Post if you want, but you'll be digging yourself a hole.

Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee · 35 pts · 2y (2 replies)

shink-TONK

shink

shink-TONK

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meathorse@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Mate, ease up!

Add some lube and loosen your death grip and you'll have a more pleasant experience

Xeroxchasechase@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Like music to my ear!

MTK@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Damn, that is a huge fleshlight case

VonReposti@feddit.dk · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Really? I think it's pretty normal sized.

abbadon420@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

I think it looks pretty small

apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Post drivers, and I hated using them to make fencing.

Agrivar@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Huh. I spent years driving posts with a sledgehammer! When I discovered the existence of post drivers I was overjoyed and bought one immediately.

SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

They even have handheld gas powered ones too now.

Linky

JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Discount door breach, or post hammer.

Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Door breachers aren't hollow.

JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

They are, if you're trying to cut costs. Hence my use of the word 'discount'.

Obligatory 'whoosh'

boatsnhos931@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

GOT EM

Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

You'd typically fill it with something heavy, if that's the use case.

Atomic@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Discounted door breachers are.

Assman@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

When you buy riot gear at harbor frieght

bruhduh@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That's one cool looking bong

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Oh neat Bong makes post holers now

Sanctus@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (15 replies)

My fucking back tensed just looking at this shit. Never helping plant signs again. Though it was cool the signs were made to use one of those instead of just stabbing it in the ground like those weak ass wire frame ones.

bahbah23@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Loosen your grip right before it hits, not enough that you lose control but enough that you're not going to take much of the impact. It might take an extra hit or two, but it also might mean that you can push it down a little bit harder as well knowing that you don't have to absorb the impact

Edit: or don't, I don't care

constantokra@lemmy.one · 1 pts · 2y

Shove a hunk of 2x4 down to the bottom too. Changes an irritating noise to a satisfying thunk.

SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (12 replies)

Plant… a sign…?

I think I’m going to advertise my next fence project as all natural “planted” fencing.

bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y (10 replies)

Have you never heard “plant your feet”?

SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 2y (9 replies)

Yeah, doesn’t involve burying or getting into the actual ground itself from anything I’ve seen about it.

Using that phrase, to “plant” a sign would be to lay it on top of the ground. So it wouldn’t be wrong for a large weighted sign I guess, but the pictures about pouring something into the ground.

bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y (8 replies)

Planting means to root firmly

SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y (7 replies)

You said plant your feet, that has a specific definition, which is different than the one you’re using now for planting.

Language is tough. But yeah, no planting a sign is not a correct term for what you would do. Like at all, no matter how you try to stretch definitions.

Revan343@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Language is tough

For some people, apparently

SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y

Yep plant has multiple definitions, and neither is for placing signs in the ground, and it also is different in the specific phrase “plant your feet”. Neither refer to rooting.

The nuances are tough, but they are there.

Maybe provide the specific definition that you’re confusing the right one with and we could clear this up.

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 2y

Yeah, if you add some organic matter you have a might billboard in a few years

Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

GROND GROND GROND GROND

sinkingship@mander.xyz · 10 pts · 2y (8 replies)

I actually thought this was a police tool for breaking in doors.

So according to comments it's a post driver. So far I dug holes and put my poles in. This tool seems practical for soft soil, but what do you do when living somewhere with rocky soil or with dry clay soil?

DasAlbatross@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (4 replies)

We have dry clay soil. You put on hearing protection and whack the shit out of the t-post with this bad boy.

sinkingship@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Ah thanks! So you use thin metal posts. I still use self cut wood like a caveman and whack the shit out of other things.

DasAlbatross@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Yeah, i wouldn't use one of these to drive in the wooden posts. We still need them every once in a while for stability.

Etterra@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Wouldn't it be easier to just rent an auger?

HelixDab2@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

If you're putting in t-posts, an auger is going to end up making a really big hole. An auger would be more appropriate, IMO, for a wooden post.

Hugin@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

For hard soil you use a different tool. It's similar to how you have saws for wood and saws for metal.

When you fill the tube with cement it gets the nickname "Redneck Lockpick".

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Fill it with concrete and it might do in a pinch

JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

I've used one to put those skinny metal posts in that have wings on the bottom part to make it hard to rip them back out. A post hole digger is usually used for large wooden posts.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Wonderful flashbacks to the skin peeling off my hands after several hours of this.

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Damn, you shouldn't be fisting it!

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

I should have been familiar with it, but the one time I put up a fence, I didn't know that such a thing existed, so I used a big mallet and a lot of hard work.

kikutwo@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Fleshlight Metallica edition

bitchkat@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

It's a whoompty whoomp. I've used it a lot since that's how we set up poles for Aussie Rules football in the US.

Machinist@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Mine ain't all fancy and shiny:

pelletbucket@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I always think this is a battering ram when I first look at it. all of our post drivers were orange, and angled at 90°, not 180

brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Which kind did you get it confused with?

pelletbucket@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

grond

Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Once I was pounding a stake and got the alignment off. Post driver came down on my forehead and knocked me down. Hurt a bit but I finished the fence, which is what's important.

HelixDab2@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

I use them for helping to set up stages for PCSL and hit-factor matches.

someguy3@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I know what it is but I don't get the joke in the title.

brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

Is it a joke about _post_ing?

Ramming 💩posts down the community’s throat…(?)

FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Wow, I would be ripped as hell if I used that fleshlight!

WhyFlip@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Looks like my fuck tube.

PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y

🫦

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I once got too vigorous with one of these and dropped it on my head.

bitchkat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

One of my teammates bent over to get leverage and whacked her forehead on the up stroke.

sirico@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 2y

Giant toothpick holder

weker01@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y

Fence posts

lemmefixdat4u@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

My grandkids use it. Gotta train them young. Thanks McD's! (They even painted it orange)

clif@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I've spent too much time slamming that lil guy around

FanciestPants@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I don't know, but does it run Linux?

Hikermick@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y (4 replies)

That's what the cops use when they are too impatient waiting for you to open your door. Where do people get the idea it's for digging post holes?

moncharleskey@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Just in case you're serious, this is in fact a tool for driving metal fence posts like round posts for a chain link fence or t posts for a garden/cattle fence. You slide it over the post and drive it down to hammer in the post. Way easier and safer than using a sledge.

Hikermick@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Huh TIL. I've put up many posts, used post hole diggers and augers of various kinds. Never saw anything like this. The soil where I live has lots of clay, this device looks futile

kitnaht@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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Hikermick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Ah that explains it thanks. I always used a mallet on those

Ejh3k@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y

Shit. I just bought one.