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uservoid1@lemmy.world · 93 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Snopes labeled - Satire

False news, events and information for Kenosha Wisconsin and the surrounding area. THIS IS NOT REAL

Still funny though

beetsnuami@slrpnk.net · 36 pts · 1y

It‘s also written in the profile picture of the account :)

muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

Stop up voting this its funnyer when people think its real

ceiphas@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 1y

#theyknew

KingJalopy@lemm.ee · 31 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Viral marketing at it's best. I'm not even sure where that is but I wanna show them my hole so it can be serviced promptly.

Cort@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Warning: sending a photo of your butthole could result in serious rectal burns after the city of Kenosha sends someone to fill your ass with hot asphalt

gnutrino@programming.dev · 8 pts · 1y

Don't threaten me with a good time

BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz · 7 pts · 1y

Look a their pfp

AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee · 29 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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ilinamorato@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y

The profile picture says "We're Fake News" on it. It's almost certainly a parody account.

muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Can one sign up to be a hole filler or is a qualification in satisfactory hole filling required.

genuineparts@infosec.pub · 10 pts · 1y

I think you need an appropriately large tool.

cheddar@programming.dev · 16 pts · 1y

Wow, the city of Kenosha, leave some holes for us please.

SirDerpy@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (3 replies)

The stories from Kenosha and Racine are in a league of their own.

dbtonez@reddthat.com · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

the news around here is mostly "Man charged with 4th DUI...". i think the highest i've seen is 12th

Trainguyrom@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 1y

Part of that is OWIs weren't initially categorized as criminal offenses but purely traffic offenses, so people didnt face any significant jail time to detox and potentially realize their need to break the addiction

AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
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dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 1y

This is why I pay taxes! Kenosha, please send as many hole-fillers as you can spare

FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Fuck, this is hilarious.

possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I can't tell if this was intended to be funny or not

ilinamorato@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y

The profile picture says "We're Fake News" on it.

paddirn@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Giggidy