What inappropriate sounding names can you come up with ?

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SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 26 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Slartibartfast

mudmaniac@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Arthur Dent!? THE Arthur Dent!?

Mithre@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

"Late?"
"Yes, late, as in the late Dentarthurdent."

Blackout@fedia.io · 25 pts · 1y (3 replies)

As usual I refer to KTVU out of San Fran for the best ones: crash

burrito@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Wong Wei

mudmaniac@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I found this place on vacation.

soysauce@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 1y

Hahaha that's perfect!

wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 22 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Mulva

jballs@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y

Nice to meet you, I'm George.

...welp, I gave it a shot.

Chozo@fedia.io · 6 pts · 1y

DOLORES!

jeffw@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Richard Head

Now find a good nickname for “Richard”

Chozo@fedia.io · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That's rich.

DmMacniel@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1y

It's Dick.

Sludgeyy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

I knew a Richard Odar. Pronounced odor

mudmaniac@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Hugh Jass.

Not my idea tho. I saw that name on the credits of a video game. Never found out if it was a joke or truly the name of some unfortunate soul.

Daeraxa@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1y

I knew somebody who used the more British version in a game - Hugh Jarse

Vandals_handle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

There was a Hugh Jass Burgers in Lexington Kentucky.

leraje@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Incontinentia Buttocks.

Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y

She has a husband, you know...

j4k3@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

Dickinson

Akasazh@feddit.nl · 11 pts · 1y

Fokje Modder

Which is a perfectly fine Dutch name, but it's pronounced like 'Fuck your mother'

Karcinogen@discuss.tchncs.de · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)
  • Mike Ox-Long
  • Hugh Jass
  • Ben Dover
  • Mike Hawk
dgmib@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

In high school one of my classmates was named Benjamin Dover.

Also had a classmate named Ma Deek.

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 1y

Harry Baals, former Mayor of Fort Wayne, Indiana.

fubo@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
  • Margaret "Peg" M. Harder
  • Joy S. Cummings
  • Mona Little
Blaster_M@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

5 minutes in a popular VRChat public server and you'll get all the names you will ever need

kindenough@kbin.earth · 8 pts · 1y

Janny Poepjes, she died this year at 88. There are still over 200 people in the Netherlands with a little poop in their surname.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Paging Dr. SatansMaggotyCumFart...

zxqwas@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Jenny Talia.

Apeman42@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Harry Balzac

genuineparts@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Mike Hunt.

Vandals_handle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I went to school wit a girl named Carrie Hunt

circledsquare@fedia.io · 5 pts · 1y

My first email handle was poodlecruncher. It was referring to the harmonics shrieks my guitar made when I lightly touched the fret, and had the amp turned up. Got a few strange looks with that one.

toiletobserver@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Phil McRevis

g0nz0li0@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Vaginia.

norimee@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

I don't have to make anything up. Two people I met in real life:

Pussy Bear
&
Dieter Wank

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Hugh Mungus

bstix@feddit.dk · 3 pts · 1y

Janus Hugh

Boolean@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Hugh Jorgens

bitchkat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Hugh G. Rection

Skanky@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Dick Turner

intensely_human@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

Fellatia

model_tar_gz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Richard Trickle

Canopyflyer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

In a surprise announcement the German airline Air Lingus announced they are merging with Connie Kalitta's freight line Kalitta Air.

The new passenger/ freight line's new name is:

Connie Lingus

The new airline's tag line? "We go out of our way to lick the competition."

Koyaanisqatsi@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
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Cock_Inspecting_Asexual@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

dunno. Cant think of any.

x4740N@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Antone Kroc Wort

x4740N@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
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snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
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snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
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OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Harry Ballsagna (rhymes with lasagna)

harry_ballsonia@lemmynsfw.com · 8 pts · 1y

Hey.

Mango@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Asanti Tea Drinker

weeeeum@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Dont even have to come up with one. Have a friend named Eric Schin

Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc · 0 pts · 1y

Hugh Dick