Ah but that's where all this gender fluidity/ambiguity gets interesting. OP might be a trans-dude, so "she" (apologies for the hypothetical deadgendering but it's illustrative) would technically then be straight with no risk of butt defects (unless they did that of course) but with some risk of birth defects as he could then have been impregnated by his dad.
I think OP is implying that since this person is posting on 4 chan, this person likely already has a birth defect causing some sort of mental deficiency.
It's :.|:; with a 'strikethrough' through the whole thing.
So — Colon, Period, Vertical Bar, Colon, Semi-Colon and then a 'strikethrough' (idk if it depends on your lemmy app, but mine uses 2 tildes (~) on each side of whatever you're striking through like so)
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Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 143 pts · 1y
I can't be the only one who saw that coming the moment they read the line "found a sugar daddy," right?
BalooWasWahoo@links.hackliberty.org · 21 pts · 1y
I'm surprised you can visualize it so well. I didn't see them coming, though the title did give insight into the plot twist.
nutsack@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
🇮 🇸🇪🇪N 🇾🇴🇺 🇨🇴🇲🇮🇳🇬 🇫🇷🇴🇲 🇦 🇲🇮🇱🇪 🇦🇼🇦🇾, 🇸🇹🇪🇻🇪🇳
swag_money@lemmy.world · 129 pts · 1y
probably: fake
definitely: gay
crowbar@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 1y
Very: kinky
Dragonborn3810@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
Hotel: Trivago
Randelung@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Coincidence: I think not!
M137@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Darude: Sandstorm
StopJoiningWars@discuss.online · 2 pts · 1y
Never gonna give you: up
BugleFingers@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Maybe it's Maybelline
PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 115 pts · 1y
On the plus side, there's very little chance of birth defects!
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 59 pts · 1y
but a little chance of butt defects
Chill_Dan@lemmy.world · -23 pts · 1y
What do you think OP is?
PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 63 pts · 1y
My reading tells me OP is a dude.
letsgo@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
Ah but that's where all this gender fluidity/ambiguity gets interesting. OP might be a trans-dude, so "she" (apologies for the hypothetical deadgendering but it's illustrative) would technically then be straight with no risk of butt defects (unless they did that of course) but with some risk of birth defects as he could then have been impregnated by his dad.
BigFatNips@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Do we have a c/brandnewsentence 😂
Chill_Dan@lemmy.world · -13 pts · 1y
Who posts greentexts on 4chan.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 1y
Yup, here's my flowchart:
That's it.
wolfpack86@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
I think OP is implying that since this person is posting on 4 chan, this person likely already has a birth defect causing some sort of mental deficiency.
jbk@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y
seems a bit rude to normal disabled people
wolfpack86@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
You can take that up with OP I guess?
itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y
with the exception of /tttt/, but we don't talk about that place
morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com · 112 pts · 1y
Gotta include a line about changing your name to reflect your new gay identity or else the Dad would have known it was him
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 51 pts · 1y
what if the dad knew?
TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y
Son, I didn't get a chance to play ball with you when you were growing up. Let's make up for lost time.
MrShankles@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 1y
Making up for lost time by pitching and catching, or by playing with 4 balls at once?
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
That's enough internet for one day.
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com · 12 pts · 1y
Kinky
festnt@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 1y
or they just spent 2 years together without saying eachothers names, like normal people do
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 66 pts · 1y
It's like that movie Oldboy, but gay and less violent. Gayboy.
Chill_Dan@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y
And the hammering is in the bed.
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
With more tongue.
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
And more fake.
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online · 57 pts · 1y
I'm at a fucking
:.|:;for wordsVivendi@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 1y
MrShankles@reddthat.com · 18 pts · 1y
Like this
:.|:;Edit to be more informative
It's :.|:; with a 'strikethrough' through the whole thing.
So — Colon, Period, Vertical Bar, Colon, Semi-Colon and then a 'strikethrough' (idk if it depends on your lemmy app, but mine uses 2 tildes (~) on each side of whatever you're striking through
like so)Classy@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y
MrShankles@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 1y
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 1y
Words like last names?
therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip · 55 pts · 1y
Could be true, it is gay
festnt@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 1y
but they spent 2 years together without knowing eachother's names
match@pawb.social · 5 pts · 1y
they probably knew each other's fursona names
jballs@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
Fake: Anon got a free house, obviously every millennials dream
Gay: Anon fucked their dad
Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com · 53 pts · 1y
This is the poor man's Oedipus Rex.
umbrella@lemmy.ml · 50 pts · 1y
match@pawb.social · 50 pts · 1y
that's so sad i wish they had more time together
Bumblefumble@lemm.ee · 46 pts · 1y
Anon discovers Oedipus.
hitmyspot@aussie.zone · 40 pts · 1y
No, its gay. Oedicoc
seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y
reverse oedipus
bobthened@feddit.uk · 31 pts · 1y
Anon doesn't realise that towns can have more than one divorced deadbeat gay dad in them.
shasta@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
In this case maybe there was only one
bobthened@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 1y
I doubt it.
TheFerrango@lemmings.world · 22 pts · 1y
The secret is his mom also cheated so he wasn’t really his dad. That’s why they never recognised each other
JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
Roll Pride
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 11 pts · 1y
8yo is super young for his dad to realise he’s gay, so all power to him.
Hadriscus@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Old boy vibes