Anon has a problem with inaccurate game titles

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SomethingBurger@jlai.lu · 136 pts · 1y (5 replies)

DOOM Eternal

game eventually ends

i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk · 77 pts · 1y (4 replies)

See also: Duke Nukem Forever

Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org · 57 pts · 1y (2 replies)

See also: Duke Nukem Forever

See also: BioShock: Infinite.

Protoknuckles@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y (1 reply)

See also Halo Infinite

Zoomboingding@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y

And Katamari Forever

toynbee@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 1y

They were probably referring to the development time.

rtxn@lemmy.world · 109 pts · 1y

> Final Fantasy
> For the 16th fucking time

Compare that to:

> Endwalker
> Literally walk to the final boss

JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca · 92 pts · 1y (8 replies)

No Man's Sky

Obviously I am up here

Skua@kbin.earth · 47 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Therefore you are a woman

AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca · 39 pts · 1y

Assigned female at purchase

TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y

"Oh, Trans' Sky"

CyberMonkey404@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 1y (4 replies)

But you don't own the sky

tetris11@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Take my love
Take my land
Take me where I cannot stand

BugleFingers@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Take me out [Wash has been removed from the chat]

To the black

Tell them I ain't comin' back

I don't care

I'm still free

You can't take the sky from me

supercargo@r.nf · 3 pts · 1y

Take my love
Take my land
Take me where I cannot stand

Shiny.

Klear@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

That's still my ringtone.

IndiBrony@lemmy.world · 79 pts · 1y (18 replies)

> Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

> Not a single vice to be found


> House Flipper

> All houses are orientated normally


> Untitled Goose Game

> Has title


> Octodad

> Absolutely not a single octopus in the game whatsoever


> Golf With Your Friends

> No friends.

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I was thinking Vice City, no vices?? But I think I get what sort of vice you mean now

IndiBrony@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y (2 replies)

For anyone else who still doesn't understand!

jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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bingrazer@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Depends on if you’re using British or American English

setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Oh wow, now I want to make one of those physics gimmick games where you fire houses out of a trebuchet.

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I will back this project on Kickstarter

setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

I feel like I have enough of a skillset and experience that with a solid free month I could make a terrible iteration of this.

Now all I need is the month.

IndiBrony@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Because of the use of the superior siege engine, I thoroughly approve.

BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz · 7 pts · 1y

I have to challenge the octodad one: He has a wife and children obviously he isn’t single !

abfarid@startrek.website · 2 pts · 1y (8 replies)

With Octodad joke, are you implying that you didn't see through the disguise? If so, I don't think it fits with the rest and is confusing, tbh.

IndiBrony@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Not so much that I didn't see through the disguise, more that the running joke of the game is that nobody else sees it other than the chef.

abfarid@startrek.website · 1 pts · 1y (4 replies)

That's what I meant, you're making the joke from the perspective of a person that doesn't realize there's an octopus in the game, even though there is one.

And the reason I said it's confusing is because the game title is only perceived by the player of the game, and the player is explicitly told/shown that you're playing as an octopus. So the perspective used in the joke is impossible, but I understand that I'm being pedantic, feel free to ignore my ramblings caused by the uncontrollable urge to point out the inconsistency.

Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Everyone in that game can see he's an octopus, to the point you could argue it's also explicitly shown to them (he literally has an octopus head and tentacles in full visibility, and can't even speak English) and one character besides the chef is confused upon finding out no one else realised.

I think you'd have a hard time making an argument it's hidden from any in game character any better than the player.

abfarid@startrek.website · 1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Let me try to, anyway.
IIRC, you start the game in the aquarium as an octopus, and then escape. That's when you're explicitly shown to be an octopus. Every NPC, however, sees the octopus in some amount of disguise. So even if we constantly roll a nat 1 on perception check like all the NPC, we didn't have to roll it on the first encounter, therefore we know it's an octopus.

Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You don't remember correctly. The aquarium escape is near the end of the game and the first time we see him out of disguise. We start the game at his wedding and then time skip to his house, he starts clothed both times.

abfarid@startrek.website · 1 pts · 1y

Is that so? Then, I stand corrected and retract my complaint, it somewhat makes sense now. And in my defense, it's been more than a decade since I played and I think I finished it in one sitting, so it's a blur.

BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You’re a very fun person

abfarid@startrek.website · 2 pts · 1y

What, you don't find it fun to understand humor more in-depth by overanalyzing to death the aspects of a joke?! What a weirdo...

Kushan@lemmy.world · 70 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You know what, shout out to Concord here. The official definition of a concord:

agreement or harmony between people or groups.

Everyone did in fact agree not to play the game.

sukhmel@programming.dev · 3 pts · 1y

I've read a wiki page about it, critics didn't even score it too low. To me it seems that the issue was that Sony tried to make something just to profit off, without considering making it fun or novel, unexpectedly people didn't want to pay for yet another multiplayer shooter without anything new.

TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 1y (1 reply)

>Battlefield 4

>Actually has 32 multiplayer maps which would constitute a battlefield


>Pokémon Yellow

>Has other colors

Zagorath@aussie.zone · 22 pts · 1y

>Actually has 32 multiplayer maps which would constitute a battlefield

Also:

> Is at least the sixth game in the Battlefield franchise, with the most generous possible interpretation of what counts as a mainline game.

Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 55 pts · 1y (2 replies)

>Dark Souls
>Souls emit light

>Hyper Light Drifter
>There's no car in the game

>Final Fantasy
>Has more than 10 sequels, hardly "final"

Piemanding@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 1y

>Dark Souls

>Literally only one Dark Soul

rockerface@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y

To be fair, DLC souls are pretty dark, and "drifter" also means "wanderer"

nl4real@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Team Fortress 2

No Fortress, nobody plays as a fucking team, and it's the third game.

GoodEye8@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I technically it might be the first game on the account of the previous 2 being mods.

dubyakay@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y

Then it'd have been called Team Fortress 1.

quantenzitrone@lemmings.world · 1 pts · 1y

first game was TF0

game versions are zero-indexed

Dungrad@feddit.org · 50 pts · 1y (2 replies)
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DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Switch sides after the first game, there's your counter strike.

Dungrad@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y
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Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org · 44 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Wolfenstein 3D, Duke Nukem 3D

2.5D engines. 😏

affiliate@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y (1 reply)

it's a rounding error

spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

Rounding up on .5 is the most common method of rounding!

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 1y (4 replies)
> Legend of Zelda
> You're playing as Link save for a few games
> Wolfenstein 3D
> Best it can do is raycasting and 2D sprites scaled
> Valve Software Inc.
> Is a game developer and publishing company, does not develop software for plumbing
> Epic Games
> Nowadays only create Fortnite, which is the opposite of being epic
tetris11@lemmy.ml · 30 pts · 1y (2 replies)
> Enter the Matrix
> No math whatsoever in the game
davidgro@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Target audience is GPUs

rain_worl@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

> find "matrix filter" on shadertoy
> look inside
> pow

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y

Legend of Zelda

But you're saving Zelda, so I think it gets a pass. Link's Awakening is right out though, Zelda isn't even a character in that one.

Cheems@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 1y (4 replies)

They call it halflife because Gordon is middle aged

Rokin@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y (3 replies)

He is 27 tho

CileTheSane@lemmy.ca · 33 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Ya, but look at what he does at his job. He'll be lucky to make it to 54.

rain_worl@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y

and that's why it's called half life

pkmkdz@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

And G-Man puts him into space prison for about another 27 years. I say name sticks

Sabata11792@ani.social · 37 pts · 1y

Oxygen not Included: Starts with oxygen.

bollybing@lemmynsfw.com · 32 pts · 1y

Killing floor

Scenery is non-destructible

Black Mesa

All the mesas are actually brown

Max Payne 2:The Fall of Max Payne

Actually he does fall over a lot in this game

rockerface@lemm.ee · 31 pts · 1y

Dead Cells

Literally unable to die

Slay the Spire

The Spire slays you (I'm bad at it, okay)

WldFyre@lemm.ee · 31 pts · 1y

Control

Literally everything is out of control

HawlSera@lemm.ee · 28 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Mortal Kombat 1 - This is the 12th game in the series

rockerface@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y

See also: Battlefield 1

Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 1y

Resident Evil:

Numerous non-residents are evil too

Justas@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 1y

Dead Space

You are alive and fight in claustrophobic environments.

son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening

Zelda doesn't even appear

odium@programming.dev · 11 pts · 1y

Hades 2: Hades is barely in it

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 24 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Infinite Wealth

Never have enough money.

rockerface@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

With infinite wealth come infinite taxes. This is how you know this story is a work of fiction

sag@lemm.ee · 23 pts · 1y

Dark Souls

Have white souls in it

intensely_human@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 1y (1 reply)

EVE Online: humanity’s distant future

Halo: “Run! It’s the demon!”

Mario Kart: drive around as Bowser

Call of Duty: skip work to play

Overwatch: small ground troop battles on city streets

Battlefield: Hardline: use signal jammers to disrupt enemy radio comms

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Halo

To be fair, the first happens entirely on a Halo. The rest of the series is a lie.

magic_lobster_party@fedia.io · 17 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Half Life is an accurate title. During normal playthroughs it’s rare to have more than 50hp.

stoy@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 1y

That depends on implementing the proper impulse for the onehunderdandfirst time

yamanii@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y

River City Girls

You can play as the boys.

ICastFist@programming.dev · 11 pts · 1y

Counter Strike - You're attacking first

Double Dragon - Lacks even a single dragon

Freespace - Space is already occupied

Risk of Rain - Never rains

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

Ace Combat 5: The Unsung War

Singing is an important part of the plot.

affiliate@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

half life could just be using phone battery rules. even if your total phone battery capacity is 80% it's original capacity, it still lets you charge it to "100%", its just that you've charged it to 100% of that 80%.

polycephalum@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 1y

Black & White

Is in color

quantenzitrone@lemmings.world · 2 pts · 1y

dark souls

souls are displayed as white orbs of light