I was going to downvote this, but then I realised that would be admitting you won.
I'll have to write an angry comment instead
erm
here goes
You're a stupid libtankietard who votes for chairman musk and all your opinions are based on Facebook and the UN. You probably believe the moon is round. You can't even wear your Arch Socks on the right feet. We should defederate.
Phew I think I won now. I forgot what we were arguing about?
I think to demonstrate how to properly wear your arch socks you should take a pic of yours and post it to the unix socks community to be a good example.
I remember when the queen came round to congratulate me on my upvote score, and it added £1000 to my bank account and everyone went around saying "look there they are, wow". But it was all ruined the day the Fire nation attacked.
You're really gonna let the world make you care about grumpy little arrow clicks? It diminishes us to even think about it. Each person is a being of pure chaos at the infinite center of creation. You are cosmic, made of stardust and in ways beyond words profound.
It's not that i care. It's just weird randomly seeing a lot of my benign comments at 0 upvotes. I can only then wonder how petty one must be to take their time to go through the effort
Really depends on what they use and how far back they went on you
Like I've said elsewhere I do this to people posting insane or false bullshit that are clearly spamming it, if you're taking a shit or whatever and on Voyager you can click someone's name and swipe slightly to downvote, can get through over a hundred comments in one shit if you don't pay any attention to the content and just swipe, I bet
The very best is when some fucking loser goes back through your comment history and says, "Oh ya, well..." and brings up something you wrote months ago to try to embarrass you into silence. Fuck those pathetic fucking losers.
“The very best is when some fucking loser goes back through your comment history and says, "Oh ya, well..." and brings up something you wrote months ago to try to embarrass you into silence. Fuck those pathetic fucking losers.”
Watch it buddy. I don't fuck around. If i catch you making any spelling mistakes, it's straight to the slammer right after i brutally shove you to the ground making you struggle for air
Watch it buddy. I don't fuck around. If i catch you making any spelling mistakes, it's straight to the slammer right after i brutally shove you to the ground making you struggle for air
As you fail to capitalize two I's and neglected a period at the end of your statement.
lmao, it's always so obvious when it happens. If they just downvoted my political opinions, it'd be whatever, but when they downvote things like providing sources and explanations for anodyne posts? Just tells me I can mentally subtract 1 downvote from all my recent comments.
Everyone's in here talking about downvotes... I read this meme and thought "You seriously get into arguments on the internet?" The most I'll do is leave a comment telling someone they're full of it and then ignore the rest. Since the comment is more for the silent masses reading than the person I'm replying to. Hey, kinda like this comment. OP probably will spend their days in smug misery but I hope the rest of yall can step away from this petty bullshit some time.
I'm sorry dog but if you're talking crazy saying Little Caesar's tastes like ass and I look and see that you're part of r/PissSwisherAnonymous Imma call you out
Importantly, Little Caesar's is also priced like it's mediocre. You're also in and out super quick if you just want a basic pizza from their menu with no alterations.
They're good at what they do, and that's basic, cheap, fast pizza.
Entirely true! Mediocre pizza for cheap is their M.O., and they execute it very well.
"Pizza! Pizza!" is their slogan because they effectively have their pizzas half the price of their competitors. Yeah, quality suffers, but they work with what they got very well, and frankly, not many chains double the price and then have a pizza twice as good as Little Ceasars
Honestly, I am so happy that Lemmy doesn't tie votes to any points like Reddit. It's a pity that people will still find a way to bring points into arguments. Yeah it sucks when people disagree with you, but can't always be right all the time either.
That's just inefficiently stupid. Don't burn bridges, burn entire cities.
If you want to go down the blunt force road, don't down vote manually, let a script do that ... for you and your 10 closest alt accounts friends.
If you want to be a bit more sophisticated you have a bot run your alt accounts, commenting with short LLM generated content at random posts. And whenever your mark is active, you use one of these accounts to come at them. Maybe have your replies rewritten by your AI, so you don't give it away by using the same phrases.
You can take it one step further, and analyse your marks interactions. Does a username pop up more than others consistently? Then your mark may have both poor OPSEC and an alt.
You used to be able to prove it too via kbin. It was very interesting having a supposedly cordial convo just to see that same person crawl your comment history downvoting everything.
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milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee · 60 pts · 1y
I was going to downvote this, but then I realised that would be admitting you won.
I'll have to write an angry comment instead
erm
here goes
You're a stupid libtankietard who votes for chairman musk and all your opinions are based on Facebook and the UN. You probably believe the moon is round. You can't even wear your Arch Socks on the right feet. We should defederate.
Phew I think I won now. I forgot what we were arguing about?
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 31 pts · 1y
I think to demonstrate how to properly wear your arch socks you should take a pic of yours and post it to the unix socks community to be a good example.
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 1y
I'm sorry, I don't post explicit photos of myself online.
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 12 pts · 1y
Understandable
rain_worl@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
from the rfc
Ziglin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
You could blur the foot part of the socks…
muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee · 40 pts · 1y
Hey tankies gonna be tankies.
GrammarPolice@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
I'm glad we all get the message
MehBlah@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 1y
Look at this someone who thinks you can win an argument on the internet.
GrammarPolice@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
I think i win when the other person starts resorting to insults at least
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 1y
Bell end.
GrammarPolice@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
On the right
MehBlah@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Thats right just keep telling yourself that ;)
Zorque@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I suppose a subjective win is still a win, I suppose.
Zorque@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Ooh, looks like someone lost an argument and is now downvoting me for it...
GrammarPolice@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Now you have bragging rights
acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 1y
It worked for the Vietnam war and all other U.S. wars since, why can’t we use the same strategy online?
lugal@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
More often than not, both feel they won
leftytighty@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 1y
sirico@feddit.uk · 38 pts · 1y
I remember when the queen came round to congratulate me on my upvote score, and it added £1000 to my bank account and everyone went around saying "look there they are, wow". But it was all ruined the day the Fire nation attacked.
the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 1y
Eheran@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
But why even look at that? Who cares?
the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y
Eheran@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Ah got it, thanks. I have never seen something like that for me and do not care, so would never look for it.
deegeese@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 1y
Yes, downvote my month old Star Trek joke. Cry harder.
PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
I mentally multiply all votes by ℹ anyway.
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y
You're really gonna let the world make you care about grumpy little arrow clicks? It diminishes us to even think about it. Each person is a being of pure chaos at the infinite center of creation. You are cosmic, made of stardust and in ways beyond words profound.
Besides, there's no user karma on this site.
GrammarPolice@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
It's not that i care. It's just weird randomly seeing a lot of my benign comments at 0 upvotes. I can only then wonder how petty one must be to take their time to go through the effort
gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
Really depends on what they use and how far back they went on you
Like I've said elsewhere I do this to people posting insane or false bullshit that are clearly spamming it, if you're taking a shit or whatever and on Voyager you can click someone's name and swipe slightly to downvote, can get through over a hundred comments in one shit if you don't pay any attention to the content and just swipe, I bet
FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
I’m on voyager and i have an irrational fear of downvoting something when I swipe to go back out of a comments section
gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
The dance of
Accidental downvote
Ok, half swipe to remove it
No, now it's an upvote, and I don't really like the comment that much
Half swipe to remove it
... It's a downvote again, presses button, leaves via home screen
rain_worl@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y
i never look at the total score, one of the many horrible reddit features, plus i remove my automatic upvote
PugJesus@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
I love the downvote you got for that. The one lonely little downvote. There's something poetic about it.
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
At last, 🧑🔬 funny haters
Ziglin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Now it's gone…
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
"Win an argument online"
The edible paste market must be booming.
Hamartia@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
MapleEngineer@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
The very best is when some fucking loser goes back through your comment history and says, "Oh ya, well..." and brings up something you wrote months ago to try to embarrass you into silence. Fuck those pathetic fucking losers.
Rhoeri@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
This you?
MapleEngineer@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Hehehe. Yes.
RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y
I love seeing when someone goes to find a months old comment and they pull out just.. meh shit.
They spent all their time going through someone's profile for the tamest stuff.
MapleEngineer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I had someone say, "Go back and play with your Legos!"
"It's , 'Lego bricks.'"
Hehehe
Hydra_Fk@reddthat.com · 15 pts · 1y
Me here down voting your histo because I don't like your user name.
GrammarPolice@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Watch it buddy. I don't fuck around. If i catch you making any spelling mistakes, it's straight to the slammer right after i brutally shove you to the ground making you struggle for air
callouscomic@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 1y
As you fail to capitalize two I's and neglected a period at the end of your statement.
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
GrammarPolice@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
I never make grammar mistakes
RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 1y
2/2 of your comments ITT are missing periods.
GrammarPolice@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
I only enforce the rules not follow them👮😎
RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 1y
Rules for thee
the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
rain_worl@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y
just imagine they're learning dvorak
PugJesus@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
lmao, it's always so obvious when it happens. If they just downvoted my political opinions, it'd be whatever, but when they downvote things like providing sources and explanations for anodyne posts? Just tells me I can mentally subtract 1 downvote from all my recent comments.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 1y
This comment annoys me. I'm down voting your previous comment.
GrammarPolice@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Exactly lmao. It's so petty
TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 1y
Everyone's in here talking about downvotes... I read this meme and thought "You seriously get into arguments on the internet?" The most I'll do is leave a comment telling someone they're full of it and then ignore the rest. Since the comment is more for the silent masses reading than the person I'm replying to. Hey, kinda like this comment. OP probably will spend their days in smug misery but I hope the rest of yall can step away from this petty bullshit some time.
GrammarPolice@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I admire your nonchalance
Rekorse@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 1y
Divine nonchalance to you!
asexualchangeling@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
slurpeesoforion@startrek.website · 10 pts · 1y
I thought it was a feature of Lemmy that karma don't mean shit.
Or to more precisely put it, Lemmy accumulates up/down votes to their actual worth.
_Sprite@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
I'm sorry dog but if you're talking crazy saying Little Caesar's tastes like ass and I look and see that you're part of r/PissSwisherAnonymous Imma call you out
phorq@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
I've honestly never had Little Caesar's, I assumed it was similar to Dominos in quality...
Godric@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Domino's isn't very hit or miss depending on which one you go to, most are cardboard, some are good.
Little Ceasars is very consistently mediocre no matter where you go, and mediocre pizza is still pizza at the end of the day.
vithigar@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y
Importantly, Little Caesar's is also priced like it's mediocre. You're also in and out super quick if you just want a basic pizza from their menu with no alterations.
They're good at what they do, and that's basic, cheap, fast pizza.
Godric@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Entirely true! Mediocre pizza for cheap is their M.O., and they execute it very well.
"Pizza! Pizza!" is their slogan because they effectively have their pizzas half the price of their competitors. Yeah, quality suffers, but they work with what they got very well, and frankly, not many chains double the price and then have a pizza twice as good as Little Ceasars
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Somehow it's both cheaper and better, at least in my area, but the bar is low because my local Domino's is awful.
InSamsara@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Nuuuuu not my updoots ;(
jerkface@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 1y
I had a dedicated fan for a couple weeks.
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 1y
Lucky you. I just had a crazy person who stopped logging in after they got banned for two days. :-(
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
How do you even notice such a thing?
explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Easy. All my downvotes are just salty people who lost at some point in the past. They just make it look realistic in an attempt to fool you.
Slovene@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 1y
They're actually the one doing it.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 1y
Tankies announcing they won an argument after they finished making claims without evidence and then deleting the comments of the other person.
zarkanian@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
How do you delete someone else's comments? Were you arguing with an admin?
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y
Check the Lemmy.ml mod log...
SkabySkalywag@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Honestly, I am so happy that Lemmy doesn't tie votes to any points like Reddit. It's a pity that people will still find a way to bring points into arguments. Yeah it sucks when people disagree with you, but can't always be right all the time either.
Fleur_@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
That's just inefficiently stupid. Don't burn bridges, burn entire cities.
If you want to go down the blunt force road, don't down vote manually, let a script do that ... for you and your 10 closest
alt accountsfriends.If you want to be a bit more sophisticated you have a bot run your alt accounts, commenting with short LLM generated content at random posts. And whenever your mark is active, you use one of these accounts to come at them. Maybe have your replies rewritten by your AI, so you don't give it away by using the same phrases.
You can take it one step further, and analyse your marks interactions. Does a username pop up more than others consistently? Then your mark may have both poor OPSEC and an alt.
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y
Fuck you, turd burger!
(Let's see this thing at work, or was this all just spitball...)
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Honestly that just means you won twice
DavidGarcia@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 1y
The nice thing about YouTube is that that isn't possible.
It's a dumb feature that should be opt-in.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I love it when failed stand up commedians try to troll you, fail, and cry to moderators when you guess who they are irl.
Then they get their podcast cohost to troll you and theu fail even worse.
dumbass@leminal.space · 7 pts · 1y
Imma need more of this story please!
rain_worl@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y
cohost??? the (unfortunately dead) website???
callouscomic@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
Who cares about votes?
rain_worl@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y
+1
Voyajer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
You used to be able to prove it too via kbin. It was very interesting having a supposedly cordial convo just to see that same person crawl your comment history downvoting everything.
Ziglin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I had no idea people were doing that lol.
Piemanding@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
I remember people on reddit cancelling themselves with a comment and when I checked their post history they all had many downvotes.
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Better than them going through it trying to figure out where you live and what your identity is.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 1y
You love to see it
ATDA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
You know if online arguing and down voting make them happy I guess
None of the affixed features to social media do much for me when their entire purpose is engagement farming for the most part.
So I can be right and they can fulfill their dopamine filled social media binge.
HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com · 1 pts · 1y
win lol. discourse is about discovery and the search for truth. The most valuable arguments for me are when someone genuinely changes my mind.
GrammarPolice@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y
Maybe win isn't the right word. Although you get the point
HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com · 2 pts · 1y
oh yeah. I only downvote to straight out spam after I report. like buy xyz drugs someplace or shit like that. (kbin had a bad ending)
Noite_Etion@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
NastyNative@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 1y
Lol so true!
Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 1y
You posting a paragraph of personal insults that doesn't get a reply doesn't mean you won the argument.
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
Yes it does! You swab-swabbling underbelly of half-quantum inaebraeo-formongerable elephantine mouse poop!!1!