Q: Can I provide my own wood? A: In most cases we can handle your wood. We do require all shipments to be clean, free of parasites and pass all standard customs inspections.

Anivia@feddit.org · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Ye, but that one is on purpose

Dasus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Yeah after reading the whole site, I agree. I just remembered it being mentioned in the same context on QI as the site "expertsexchange".

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 38 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I mean, if I got a sex change, I sure as hell would want it to be done by an expert.

Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 1y

Amateursexchange.com?

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Sex change operations as a hobby, now that's something

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y

It's a fun way to spend a weekend, the most important thing is to rememeber that it's just a fun hobby and shouldn't be taken too seriously.

Maalus@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y

/#susanalbumparty lol

usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 1y

powergen.italia

spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 1y (3 replies)

They are following on the footsteps of Procreate, but missed the concept of nuance.

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (2 replies)

What a wonderful day to have a mind

spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Got a triad going with GIMP!

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

I love that god damn bell pepper. Gonna go GIMPing.

AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 1y (4 replies)

I typed in the URL figuring it wasn't going to be real, but it is.

I'm thinking that there were people in the chain who recognized the issue, but didn't speak up because they thought it would make them look bad. A grass roots emperor's new clothes kind of thing.

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Maybe they're aware and this is how they get their free advertising ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

Could be.

a2part2@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y

A bit like pen island?

ArtieShaw@fedia.io · 15 pts · 1y

I could believe that. Alternately, someone knew exactly what they were doing and just let it ride to see how far it would get.

I've seen both cases in real life.

abfarid@startrek.website · 46 pts · 1y

GTA grade name.

(There's already a company in GTA called ProLaps, which is sports equipment)

rockhstrongo@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Sounds like this brand name needs a new start.

A NEW START... Hmm...

I got it!

ANUSTART!

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Sounds like a Windows start menu replacement.

aulin@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

For that you might need an analyst. Or a therapist?

Rekorse@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

I see you work for the marketing company prolapse hired! Its like shitty hallmark cards!

rmuk@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 1y

"...and she never even saw the license plate."

squigglycunt@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

the best kind of tart

BigBrainBrett2517@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Heh!

rmuk@feddit.uk · 19 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Related: GTA games are full of parody companies and brands with childish humour and, yes, there's a sportswear brand in GTA called ProLaps. Their motto is "Strain Hard".

Sylvartas@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (3 replies)

The one that always gets me is the stock market app being called Bawsaq

Cypher45@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Is that a pun on Ballsack?

Sorry if it was obvious, English isn't my first language.

Sylvartas@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Yes, that is basically how one would pronounce "ballsack" with a Scottish accent (Rockstar North, the historical "main" GTA studio, is Scottish). And it is also referencing the IRL Nasdaq

hex@programming.dev · 1 pts · 1y

Yep:)

Koyaanisqatsi@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 1y (5 replies)

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Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y

Or when you've not kept your stabbing credentials up to date?

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That sounds like a timelapse of someone being stabbed.

Koyaanisqatsi@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

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Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc · 4 pts · 1y

Stabilapse?

Landless2029@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Laspter Free and Lapster Pro.

Buffman@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

I goatse what they did there.

rockerface@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y

Tek Knight has entered the chat

synapse1278@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

They knew.

yesman@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (10 replies)

Since it's Halloween, there is a music video about anal prolapse. I'm not going to link to it because it literally gave me nightmares, but search for it if you dare.

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Please just tell me the search term

So I can block it

Beldarofremulak@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (3 replies)

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ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y

Apps that stabilize timelapse videos

Scubus@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Dont forget the japanese dude sitting on a chair with his balls through a hole. His balls get speedbagged.

gwen@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y

WHAT

SOURCE LMAOOOO

irmoz@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 1y (4 replies)

https://youtu.be/tZ-9-tbEjAA?si=QbrfzuT36SkyknV5

Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

You bastard. I totally came to post that video. For the uninitiated do not click that link.

AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

NGL at first I missed that you said came to post the video and thought you said you came to that video 😂

Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Hey ... Don't kink shame me bro.

Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y

Wtf this unironically goes so hard

generichate1546@lemmynsfw.com · 10 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Wow... didn't even read the title, saw the logo and my brain responded Rectum‽

the_crotch@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Nearly killed him

Rekorse@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Hey Dad! I didnt know you were on lemmy!

noisefree@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Nope, Chuck Testa!

the_crotch@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

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abbadon420@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It's a pretty good marketing strategy, to be honest. I'm telling all my friends about this as I'm writing this post.

HeneryHawk@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 1y

I'll remebef the name of this for sure

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Now That's What I Call a Shitpost 2024

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

It certainly is a post about the

Eccitaze@yiffit.net · 7 pts · 1y

Brought to you by the American National Automation Laboratory Corp?

pumpkinseedoil@mander.xyz · 6 pts · 1y (10 replies)

What's wrong with this?

AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (9 replies)

Use "prolapse" as a search term on a porn site

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Or WebMD maybe

AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Maybe, but you're going to get the real experience on a porn site.

As an aside, with no intent to kink shame, I've always been surprised at how significant/popular that subcategory is. I have a hard time even seeing the thumbnails.

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It's certainly prevalent. I've no intention of ever watching it.

AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I remember once upon a time not knowing what it was and watching one. If I saw that in real life, I'd call 911.

pumpkinseedoil@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Oh it's a term linked to that industry...

But I suppose average people will not know of that meaning, so it's a perfectly fine brand name (I also still don't know what it means but know enough to know that I don't want to know it)

AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Here's the "fun fact" related to the term. When dogs poop, their butt prolapses a bit, meaning some of the insides extend to the outside, and then retracts after. That's why they don't generally have a bunch of poop on the outside afterwards.

gwen@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

oh hey thats pretty useful why dont humans have that

AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Because then anal sex would just be too weird.

not_a_dog@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

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FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Obligatory Mitchell and Webb: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoACQCJWx10