Statistically it’s girls who experience that particular fear. Boys don’t have as many misguided techniques to mask scent. Instead they stand up slowly and awkwardly using books or backpacks for cover.
Exactly lol, not to mention I have a strong sense of smell and while it has a scent, the men around her must never wash their hands. Or wipe it everywhere, marking territory.
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octopus_ink@lemmy.ml · 128 pts · 1y
So the three men who made it more than a week smell different than all the rest of us, eh?
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 27 pts · 1y
They took a big whiff during November
magnetosphere@fedia.io · 122 pts · 1y
My heart goes out to the thirteen year old boys who read this and thought “oh fuck!”
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 26 pts · 1y
But also when you're 13 everyone else does actually know.
They know because they were 13 once too.
Septimaeus@infosec.pub · 20 pts · 1y
Statistically it’s girls who experience that particular fear. Boys don’t have as many misguided techniques to mask scent. Instead they stand up slowly and awkwardly using books or backpacks for cover.
Valmond@lemmy.world · 77 pts · 1y
Masturbated yourself or someone else?
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 1y
I need answers. Time IS a factor here people.
Valmond@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y
It is too complicated, we must do more tests!
lurch@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y
monogram@feddit.nl · 7 pts · 1y
Valmond@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
sigh, unzips too...
De_Narm@lemmy.world · 69 pts · 1y
Why would I even care? Sometimes you can smell my love of garlic and onions too, I have no shame in what I am or what I do.
Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 48 pts · 1y
As long as you aren’t microwaving fish in the office.
slackassassin@sh.itjust.works · 59 pts · 1y
Just cum, all good here.
Hupf@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y
https://www.extrafabulouscomics.com/_1092
jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org · 11 pts · 1y
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 1y
(about 15 minutes)
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Are sardines fish?
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y
Yes. Also, beavers, by technicality of the Catholic church.
And009@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 1y
Share it with everyone
baggins@lemmy.ca · 52 pts · 1y
Where is she smelling all these men who haven't masturbated within the last week?
Donkter@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
More importantly. How is she telling whether enough men have masturbated or not in the last three weeks to correlate the smell?
TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Exactly lol, not to mention I have a strong sense of smell and while it has a scent, the men around her must never wash their hands. Or wipe it everywhere, marking territory.
smort@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
I just put it in my pocket, for later
TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Omgboom@lemmy.zip · 46 pts · 1y
So all of us then
Juice@midwest.social · 45 pts · 1y
Trick is on you, I'm wearing "guy who hasn't cum in 2 weeks" cologne
Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 20 pts · 1y
Like even after the shower?
lurch@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 1y
ForensicFart@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
kewwwi@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
just wash your hand. it'll be fine
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 1y
Women just have a better sense of smell, duh! 🙄😒
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
That's like every guy on earth
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I can tell two of my bros have just jerked it when we meet up shake hands and get stuck together
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y