9 years ago this man went to a Magic the Gathering tournament and documented all of the buttcracks

Full album: https://imgur.com/gallery/SjcgE

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79 Comments

Llcooljessie@lemm.ee · 139 pts · 3y (3 replies)

That was only 9 years ago? Maybe I'm not that old.

FermatsLastAccount@kbin.social · 44 pts · 3y

Right? I would have guessed closer to 15.

Obi@sopuli.xyz · 19 pts · 3y

Yeah why does it always usually feel the other way around (XYZ thing happened 15 years ago?? I thought that was last year!) but for this one I had the same reaction as you, "only 9 years?".

Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 3y

Obama was still president. How's the age now? I feel like it's been an eternity. Not a limbo type of thing, but more of a "Different Strokes" theme keeps playing but skips right back to the beginning before hitting the chorus...for so many years...

Deadeyegai@lemmy.world · 72 pts · 3y (2 replies)

All while showcasing his own from the opposite angle. I believe he got banned as a result but not sure if it ever was rescinded or just expired. Classic either way

EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 3y

Expired if I remember right.

JackbyDev@programming.dev · 11 pts · 3y

Yes, he got banned for a year or something.

Blastoid5000@lemmy.world · 69 pts · 3y (2 replies)

An IT professor just told me he had to go over basic hygiene with his class. Sometimes stereotypes exist because they're true.

telllos@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y

It's funny, I visited a technologie University the otherday. It was open to the public. Two student were talking about a 3rd one. Saying the guy didn't wash and spent his time studying.

joel_feila@lemmy.world · -9 pts · 3y

Jesus cristc man didcthe threaten to bring back clippy if they didn't showers

Jackcooper@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 3y

The fucking prayer hands 🙏 🤣

half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Didn't he get banned or something too?

JackbyDev@programming.dev · 15 pts · 3y

Yes. For a year or so.

JigglySackles@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 3y (10 replies)

Died the first time I saw this. I wish he'd kept up his hobby. It's hilarious.

Tilgare@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 3y (9 replies)

He got banned after posting, iirc.

HankMardukas@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 3y (8 replies)

It was a pretty serious ban too. 18 months

Puzzle_Sluts_4Ever@lemmy.world · -20 pts · 3y (7 replies)
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TendieMaster69@sh.itjust.works · 46 pts · 3y

This is a shit take, maybe the worst take I've seen in a while, so much so I had to write this comment.

If you're in public you're in public. You are responsible for your image, if you sit in a chair with your ass crack visible that is on you.

jsavage@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 3y (4 replies)

Is this a joke? You can't see the guy's face and his crack is exposed for the world to see. You expose that to the public, and this is fair game. Wouldn't make a difference if it were a woman.

Puzzle_Sluts_4Ever@lemmy.world · -29 pts · 3y (3 replies)
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Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 3y

I'm fairly certain everybody thought it was hilarious except for Wizards of the Coast.

killa44@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 3y

Asking for what exactly?

oldGregg@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 3y
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Semenaisse@lemmy.world · -7 pts · 3y
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Blackmist@feddit.uk · 27 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Pictures you can smell.

altima_neo@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 3y

The aroma of stale cheap pizza, days old sweat, and poop.

nobodyspecial@kbin.social · 20 pts · 3y

I never realized how important MtG was to the plumber community.

buycurious@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 3y

The one where he’s teary eyed is outstanding

Potato_in_my_anus@lemmy.ml · 17 pts · 3y (2 replies)

9 years?!... Damn, I'm getting old.

over_clox@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I know right? Once you hit 10, you might start seeing some new hairs...

SoupyHappenstance@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

Amazing

Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 3y (7 replies)

Why have I never noticed that he has gas station pumps tattooed on his knuckles lmao

Quexotic@kbin.social · 8 pts · 3y (6 replies)

They're letters. Not sure which ones, but definitely letters. Just a weird font. I definitely see what you're saying though.

Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 3y (4 replies)

Alright yes those are definitely letters now that I zoomed in but here's what I'm talking about for those that don't see it

hazeebabee@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 3y

110% i can see the gas pump, especially with the pointer finger.

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y

That far-right one sure has an interesting shape to it.

CeruleanRuin@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Looks like they say "H E R C"? Does his other hand read "U L E S"? Is that a Klumps reference?

unpopular@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Might be “Zerg Rush”

Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Hmmm maybe, but all I can see is the dashboard low fuel light lmao

KuchiKopi@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 3y (4 replies)

Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 3y (3 replies)

rattatatouille@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Looks like Jon Snow

EatMyDick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Two of em.

Diplomjodler@feddit.de · 3 pts · 3y

Dude really let himself go.

Anticorp@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 3y

I have been in hundreds of packed rooms before, but I have never experienced a packed room that smells as bad as a room packed with MTG fans.

GoronKing@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 3y

One of the greatest memes of all time.

vynlwombat@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 3y

Fucking legend

Mikey_donuts@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y

🙏

FreeloadingSponger@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 3y (15 replies)

So is lemmy just geriatric millennials reliving their reddit heyday?

itsnicodegallo@lemm.ee · 81 pts · 3y (5 replies)

The community is called c/antiquememesroadshow, so that's kinda the point there.

FreeloadingSponger@lemmy.world · -46 pts · 3y (4 replies)

I'm talking about it's presence on r/all (or whatever you call that on lemmy).

itsnicodegallo@lemm.ee · 27 pts · 3y (2 replies)

There was recently a "movement of the month" or however you'd call it where everybody decided to post vintage memes, and I think somebody seized the opportunity to make a space for it and ride the wave.

Last month, it was beans.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

We're gonna keep beanposting til they're antique I tell you what 🫘

Rekonok@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 3y

I hate the beans memes but peoples seems to have fun with it so I upvote them

cassetti@kbin.social · 14 pts · 3y

Lemmy has very limited content right now - don't like it? Start creating your own content, maybe it'll make it to the top of all as well

BetaBlake@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 3y

You are in antiquememes sooo...yes?

MissJinx@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 3y

I see Reddit's toxicity is leaking into lemmy.

CeruleanRuin@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 3y

In the sense that we are trying to get back to a time when our platform of choice wasn't a cesspool, yes.

SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml · 21 pts · 3y

I mean, in this specific community? Yeah... Just look at the name.

MargotRobbie@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y (4 replies)

We are just regular millennials. Oldest millennials are in their 40s.

johnlsullivan2@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Yeah that's me! Early 1981 birthday

telllos@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Hitting 40 in a few!! F

joel_feila@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Wait woukd that still be late gen x

cryomancer20x6@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 3y
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HowManyNimons@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I knew what I was going to see and I clicked through anyway. Why did I do that? Why did I keep on clicking past the 18+ filter?

happyhippo@feddit.it · 5 pts · 3y

All is good bro, we all did

rand__althor@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y

Obligatory "I remember when that was first posted" comment.

TheNitroZeus@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y

Thank you for your service.

youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y

Oldie but a goodie

BirdieNumNum@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y

Kraken

Dedwin@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

Absolute legend.

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)
Gleddified@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 3y

Is this meant to be an Earthbound reference?

Ktheone@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
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nomadjoanne@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Haha! Amazing.

ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y

True anthropologist.

ArcticCircleSystem@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 3y (7 replies)

I'll be honest, this is just weird. ~Strawberry

Tomad@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y (2 replies)

so is signing off with a different username...

Laffytaffer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Judging by their username and a glance through their comments, I'm going to guess that this person has dissociative identity disorder and is using the signature to note which alter made the comment. Definitely a bit jarring though, and maybe I'm wrong and it's just an odd quirk with how they comment.

ArcticCircleSystem@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 3y

Not weirder than going around and taking pictures of peoples butts, douchebag. ~Strawberry

Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Strawberry

Hey, nuh uh!

ArcticCircleSystem@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Hm? ~Strawberry

Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

There can only be one Strawberry. I challenge you to a duel!

ArcticCircleSystem@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Uhhhhhhhhh engarde!...

runs away ~Strawberry