Reminder for all Lemmy moderators and admins.

Well, lm not hating Lemmy mods and admins. Just little meme to reminf you that you should go outside to stay healty : )

311 points · 59 comments · view on lemmy.world

59 Comments

Karcinogen@discuss.tchncs.de · 67 pts · 1y (4 replies)
user@lemmy:~$ touch grass
user@lemmy:~$ ls
grass
user@lemmy:~$

OK. Now what?

trespasser69@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Go to outside without terminal

burgersc12@mander.xyz · 23 pts · 1y

I played the game "Outside", while the graphics are nice, the UI is very unintuitive. I have no interest in the interactive elements that are supposed to immerse you in the games world like exploding fuel in an vehicle to go fast, purchasing items in the many mega shops, or drinking poison alcohol to forget about the previous game day.

The constant work grind to level up my wallet is also a huge drain on my energy meter, and leaves me with very little time to complete any side quests. And most other players have no interest in doing side quests with you since they have their own objectives to complete. Most players have no interest in completing the Main Objective of this game, most don't even want to think about what the main objective could be. So, in general, I'll stick to my games that actually bring me joy and peace.

mp3@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Does SSH counts?

Shardikprime@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

No, they patched that.

ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 1y

Friendly reminder: bugs live in grass and some of them carry diseases and/or hold political opinions you strongly disagree with

Kalkaline@leminal.space · 22 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Fuck grass, dig up your lawn, plant native plants.

MintyAnt@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

You cannot fuck up with this folks. Just buy potted native plants and shove them in somewhere that matches light conditions and maybe wetness. They just grow without any other input.

spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

I live in grassland. The lawn is just the wrong kind of grass.

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y (3 replies)

trespasser69@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The first Lemmy moderator joined the chat!

Decoy321@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

1000007522

Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y

Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y

I’m doing my part

virku@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

There's only snow outside now where live in Norway. I cannot touch grass, but I can shovel my drive way. Does that count?

trespasser69@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

Touch snow instead

9point6@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

All grass users should touch Lemmy just to see what happens

JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (3 replies)

It's snowing 😭

MintyAnt@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

then fucking SHOVEL IT!!

parpol@programming.dev · 4 pts · 1y

Lucky you

brown567@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Then play in the snow! You can build a thing

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 10 pts · 1y (2 replies)

What if I touch bush instead?

TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y

Don’t talk about your mother like that

trespasser69@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

You can also touch tree

plactagonic@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 1y

From blog about derailleurs

Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 1y

We're having all our grass ripped out and are having it replaced with autoscrolling phones.

Kichae@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Umm, it's November, and in Canada. Is it ok if I wait until April?

inv3r510n@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

But the climates changed. Don’t you still have grass!

spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

I can confirm that touching graas multiple times a day does not fix the urge to shit post. It does make it more relaxing though.

atro_city@fedia.io · 7 pts · 1y

Do you have any idea how far I'd have to travel to touch grass?

finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Nah mate

brown567@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y

Just came back from the park, very good advice

Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y

Patrolling the Mohave almost makes you wish f̶o̶r̶ a̶ n̶u̶c̶l̶e̶a̶r̶ w̶i̶n̶t̶e̶r̶ the wasteland could grow grass

dragonfucker@lemmy.nz · 6 pts · 1y

Outside? But that's where the gay bashing and the vigilante mobs are!

Intergalactic@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

ikidd@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It's -20, I'll have to dig out some grass.

TheFrirish@jlai.lu · 1 pts · 1y

I miss proper winter

BallShapedMan@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Grass is frozen, got frost bite.

sag@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

It's fucking 500 AQI outside. I am gonna die if I go outside ( ; ω ; )

dubyakay@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

How do you get past the great firewall to post here?

sag@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

Wrong Country. I know you are thinking Beijing. But it's Northern India.

WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Last time I was outside didn’t end well..

E: words

OpenStars@piefed.social · 3 pts · 1y

I dunno, looks like a good time to me:-P

Freefall@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Last time I went outside a LOOOOT of people died....I think I'll stay here for now.

M0oP0o@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 1y

Instructions unclear, grass under ice and snow and now I have frost bite.

masterofn001@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y

Jokes on you.

I sit outside and doomscroll.

Valmond@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Allergic.

-"Atchoom!"

CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Allergic to basically everything outside, and inside.

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Can’t, I’m allergic, or at least I would assume I am I’ve never actually been outside to check but I can’t take that risk.

dennis@midwest.social · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

cough imagine being admin and thinking this is being edgy https://midwest.social/post/19339660/13589968

dennis@midwest.social · 4 pts · 1y

Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y

imma touch ass instead

FreshLight@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Etterra@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Me: goes outside to touch grass, but it's raining.

sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 1y

Okay, but what if I don't want Lemmy users to be healthy?

(Kidding! I love you all!)

Harvey656@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

No you can't make me!

beneeney@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

I keep a bit of grass in a tray at my desk, specifically for this reason!

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Sorry I’m allergic

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 2 pts · 1y

Ok. I'm itchy now. Thanks.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
[ removed ]