Judas

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Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 106 pts · 1y (6 replies)

You know, if Elon wouldn't have had gender affirming care in the form of hair plugs... đŸ¤”

catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 1y

Better example would be the plastic surgery on his jaw

muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee · -39 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Hows tgat gender affirming? Its not like only men have hair on their head.

EDIT: Why are u booing me im right

dragonfucker@lemmy.nz · 14 pts · 1y

The kind of man Elon wants to be has hair on his head. There's many ways to be a man and Elon wants a specific one.

NaevaTheRat@vegantheoryclub.org · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Yeah the hair isn't exactly, but the T and HGH is.

I think he might have had maxillofacial surgery too, but it could just be the HGH.

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

Is that why his chest looks so fucked up too?

Letstakealook@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y

I think sometimes folks just go overboard and end up making what would be valid points into easily dismissed statements. Given our societal norms, hair would be more gender affirming if an individual is presenting as feminine. A better example for men would be treatment for low t.

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 1y (13 replies)

Hm. That would insinuate that Trump is Jesus, and that’s not the message I feel we should be sending.

blaue_Fledermaus@mstdn.io · 31 pts · 1y (5 replies)

He's for certain an Antichrist.

asteriskeverything@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I can't ever turn down the opportunity to share this site

blaue_Fledermaus@mstdn.io · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Amazing. The one problem is that when the Bible explicitly uses "Antichrist" it is plural.

bobs_monkey@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

I mean, we're about to get a round 2...

asteriskeverything@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Like maybe a church organization, that backs trump and has a ton of political influence, such as Liberty University and their churches

Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y

Would that make Musk the Anti Judas?

Zeshade@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I understood it more as Musk betraying his previous fanbase. Those that used to think that he was a positive force, investing in cool things. Before he revealed himself as a deranged asshole.

nepenthes@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Same. Dude started off on the semblance-of-sanity side and then betrayed logic and science in multiple stunning acts of pure idiocy.

This is Judas-as-metaphor, not picture The Last Supper.

CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Here me out: Judas betrays Jesus.

Not saying you're wrong. But I'm willing to let the man speak.

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I’m fine with the betrayal part. It’s the deification of the asshole Trump I have a huge problem with.

Szyler@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

So trump will go to heaven in April?

dalekcaan@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

That, or Jesus was the American people and we're in a post-betrayal world, which I guess would make Trump Pontius Pilate.

SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 42 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I can’t believe I googled this.

For those like me, I found that this does not seem to have even a shred of truth—there is no alternate reconstituted face of Judas, nor is this one mentioned anywhere.

roguetrick@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Well what the hell were they actually going to base it off of. I don't think there's any churches claiming the skull of Judas as one of their relics.

WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y

There is no evidence for the Jesus pictures either, but I at least assumed it was another one of those half baked renditions based on genetic data from the region and basic biblical descriptions.

psud@aussie.zone · 0 pts · 1y

It's from a parody news site. It's a joke

_____@lemm.ee · 33 pts · 1y (3 replies)

"using artificial intelligence"

oh, so it's completely worthless

lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de · 14 pts · 1y

That, or they opted to use buzzwords to secure funding from investors more willing to buy into the hype than actually interested about the research.

Or it's just a joke, playing off of that trope or scientific headlines to make a caricature of Musk.

HawlSera@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

We didn't even Artifical intelligence, we have created Geniune Stupidity

flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

Now that's a tasty quote to save for later!

9point6@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Weird, why am I getting Bezos vibes when everyone else sees Elon

metaStatic@kbin.earth · 38 pts · 1y

I see a white and gold dress

ptz@dubvee.org · 14 pts · 1y

Please don't let this be the next "the dress" lol. It's too creepy to see posted everywhere.

can@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y

Bald

Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 1y

Elon Musk without hair looks like a smarmy ancient Egyptian bureaucrat who is way in over his head and ends up being executed shortly after being told to perform a routine task.

CreatingMachines@fedia.io · 7 pts · 1y

Hmm.

infinite_ass@leminal.space · 6 pts · 1y

I would normally kneejerk at any mention of Christianity but since it's our favorite whipping boy I'll go with it.

chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 1y
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barbedbeard@lemmy.one · 2 pts · 1y

It was Elonia all along