Malaphores

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GBU_28@lemm.ee · 80 pts · 1y (8 replies)

Make like a tree, and get the fuck out

ajmaxwell@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y

People in glass houses sink ships

MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io · 8 pts · 1y

Whatever bursts your boat.

Denjin@lemmings.world · 5 pts · 1y

Make like a banana and leave.

DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (4 replies)

😂 best one so far

JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Check out Boondock Saints, from which this is a quote. Hilarious movies

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Surely it’s a riff on BTTF’s Biff Tannen right?

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship.

Have a nice trip! See you next winter!

JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Ya know it might be. I never realized on account of only seeing bttf once when I was young, and never any of the sequels.

In any case, the character that delivers the line in Boondock Saints delivers quite a few malaphors throughout the movie. It's part of his thing

ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 66 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That's a really tough nut to swallow

FreshLight@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

Lmao

You won.

Rivalarrival@lemmy.today · 36 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Does the pope shit in the woods?

marlowe221@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Are bears Catholic?

Klear@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

And which one would you rather meet in the middle of a forest?

LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
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Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 35 pts · 1y (1 reply)

A bird in the hand is worth its weight in gold.

Icarus flew too close to the man in the moon.

Find a penny, pick it up. Would you like some making fuck?

flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 1y

BERSERKER!

Outstanding, friend. Got a laugh out of me.

Olhonestjim@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y

Daffy Duck one said, "You buttered your bread, now sleep in it." And 10 year old me couldn't stop laughing.

Cris_Color@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y

This makes me so happy, thanks for teaching me a word

badcodecat@lemux.minnix.dev · 21 pts · 1y

i'n not the brightest bulb in the shed, but i sure am the sharpest!

Mnem667@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I had a boss who said:
"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck his ass to make him drink."
I... I just... Can't.

over_clox@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Okay, you win the internet for the day. 👍

Maggoty@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y

I used to say "we'll burn that bridge when we get to it." all the time! People didn't like it though.

Orbituary@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y (8 replies)

Malaphors? I call these Rickyisms.

darkdemize@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 1y (2 replies)

It's all water under the fridge.

Orbituary@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Exactly. Making these things up ain't rocket appliances.

kautau@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

And there’s so many out there already you can use the existing ones and teach others; get two birds stoned at once

Denjin@lemmings.world · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Rickyisms are modern day malapropisms, named for Mrs Malaprop from the 1775 play The Rivals by Sheridan, rather than malaphors.

The difference being a malaphor is a mixed up idiom like the examples in the post and a malapropism is substituting a word in a common saying or idiom for a similar sounding one. For example, "finding an escape goat" or "I resemble that remark".

Orbituary@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

"Why don't you make like tree and fuck off, Lahey!" -Ricky

(I know the difference, I was just attempting to be silly with it all.)

BetaBlake@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

Worse case Ontario I get to tell you I toad a so, I fuckin a toad a so.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

nsrxn@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y

A toad a sow.

sumguyonline@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Those that live in glass houses can throw the first stone.

ladicius@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

Don't throw glasses in a stone house.

Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (4 replies)

I've made my omelette, now I've got to sleep in it. If you lead a horse to water, you can make it fish.

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The fish one is making me laugh

Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Glad to hear it. You know what they say, you miss 100% of the shots you take

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I'd rather "if you lead a horse to water, teach it to fish"

Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

We could workshop it, but if you're bad at something, never do it for free

LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Which is to say: a whole hell of a lot easier than a camel going through the eye of a needle, to quote JC.

LouNeko@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

Those who dig others a grave shouldn't throw rocks.

LengAwaits@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Delphia@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

WONT SOMEBODY PLEASE, COME OVERE HERE AND...

TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Fuck

Delphia@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

ME UP THE...

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 1y (3 replies)

You can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a butchers ass, but I'd rather take the bulls word for it.

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

What the fuck is this from? I know this quote; the unflipped one

ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Tommy Boy.

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 1y

Thanks. That was making my brain itchy.

deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 9 pts · 1y

You're barking up the wrong metaphor

Hupf@feddit.org · 8 pts · 1y

Malamanteau

Also,

It's not rocket surgery

https://youtu.be/THNPmhBl-8I

lime@feddit.nu · 8 pts · 1y

one of my favourites is "the sharpest bulb in the box"

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y

You made my day, now you have to sleep in it

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y

She looks like she's been through the run of the mill

extratone@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

You can't have your cake.

over_clox@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

You can lead a whore to water, but you can't make her douche.

Orbituary@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I spit my drink. Oh well, it's water under the fridge.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y

🎵 Under the fridge downtown is where I chewed some cud!

SPRUNT@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
dont@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

For those of you speaking German: Hast du enen Scherzkeks gefrühstückt?

Dagwood222@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y

From the TV show Angel.

Harmony, vampire ex-cheerleader

"You're preaching to the horse's mouth!"

sweafa@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

i like to say "das leben ist kein ponyschlecken" and "das leben ist kein zuckerhof".

ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

You would say that.

BodePlotHole@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Does the pope shit in the woods?

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

No, but I certainly do

BodePlotHole@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

"#makepoopwhilethesunshines"

Eww@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Not the brightest knife in the tool room.

bitchkat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Who told you that?

bitchkat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

You can't crack an omelet without making eggs.

DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Me when I say I'll meet new people: we'll burn that bridge when we get to it.

CptOblivius@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

What ever floats your goat.

Noodle07@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

My favorite one in French that I use all the time: c'est l'hôpital qui se fout de la charrue avant les bœufs

ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

I like one from a They Might Be Giants song, you made my day, now you have to sleep in it.

m0stlyharmless@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

You can give a man a drink and his thirst will be quenched for a day, but if you show a man to the water source, he will be quenched for the rest of his life.

Rhoeri@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
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Nasan@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y

It's raining cobras and mongooses.

Boomkop3@reddthat.com · -2 pts · 1y

This looks like ai slop