Ravishing Rick rude died at the age of 39. So every time you’d see his insane jawline, wrinkled face and huge just ache, you were looking at a guy in his late 20s early 30s.
The big boss man had a 20+ year career and died at 41
Looks like Zodiac has been bulking into his fat cat role. "The cheesecake helps me forget how many people hate me. I can almost forget that I now suck the dick of a man who made fun of my wife on international TV."
41 Comments
gedaliyah@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 1y
finish the sentence
It's fun to make fun of Ted Cruz...
spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 1y
The zodiac killer
gedaliyah@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
.
gedaliyah@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
But he needs that thick mane to keep his widdle ears warm from the cold Texas winter.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1y
The snowflakes at night are big and bright. Deep in the heart of Texas.
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
...but have you tried running him over?
Junkernaught@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y
I hate to see his face in my news
I do not care for his views
I'd like to see him choke on some shoes.
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
funrequiredBig_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 1y
...but anaphylaxis is no laughing matter.
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
And all of his far-right views?
I feel like either nobody else understood the assignment, or I didn't.
whuwu@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
always and forever, amen.
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Found Ted's account
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
, but not to bake buns with Ted Cruz?
Death_Equity@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y
And he is 23.
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Ravishing Rick rude died at the age of 39. So every time you’d see his insane jawline, wrinkled face and huge just ache, you were looking at a guy in his late 20s early 30s.
The big boss man had a 20+ year career and died at 41
pyre@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
https://youtu.be/vjqt8T3tJIE?si=-96Qgk_j6gLUWQYl
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Hailing from Booger Hole, West Virginia...in the very skimpy silk briefs he's chosen to wrestle in...
bruhduh@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Asbestos be like
gnutrino@programming.dev · 27 pts · 1y
Their heart is throbbing with cholesterol
AtariDump@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
DickFiasco@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 1y
This should be the official portrait of lemmyshitpost.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
This should be my official Linkedin portrait.
Nutteman@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
Hey it's not nice to use pictures of Stavros Halkias like that
crusa187@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 1y
Stavvy never had that full of a head of hair and you know it.
Pacattack57@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
This must be Rafael Cruz
not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 1y
is that a real picture? :0
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
It isn’t.
doomcanoe@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
I just mean that Ted doesn’t suddenly have long hair and more chins than usual.
GladiusB@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
less
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 2 pts · 1y
Have you seen him in person? Maybe it's everything else that's shopped.
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
He's giving off strong Greg "The Hammer" Valentine vibes there lol
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl · 12 pts · 1y
This looks more like the bottom of my compost container during warm and damp days.
Binette@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 1y
Hot take he looks attractive
Edit: that's ted cruz? i hate face blidness
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y
There really is someone for everyone.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
lol
Atropos@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
Dang, he's twice the man he used to be
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 3 pts · 1y
I'm reporting you to the .ml admins
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
No joke if you shaved his face he would look like Greg the hammer valentine
owiseedoubleyou@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y
Richard Cruzman
collapse_already@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y
Looks like Zodiac has been bulking into his fat cat role. "The cheesecake helps me forget how many people hate me. I can almost forget that I now suck the dick of a man who made fun of my wife on international TV."
Spezi@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1y
Looks like the average reddit mod.