Heartthrob with the flying elbow

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41 Comments

gedaliyah@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 1y (12 replies)

finish the sentence

It's fun to make fun of Ted Cruz...

spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 1y

The zodiac killer

gedaliyah@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y

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gedaliyah@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

But he needs that thick mane to keep his widdle ears warm from the cold Texas winter.

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1y

The snowflakes at night are big and bright. Deep in the heart of Texas.

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

...but have you tried running him over?

Junkernaught@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y

I hate to see his face in my news
I do not care for his views
I'd like to see him choke on some shoes.

Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

fun required

Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 1y

...but anaphylaxis is no laughing matter.

Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

And all of his far-right views?

I feel like either nobody else understood the assignment, or I didn't.

whuwu@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

always and forever, amen.

Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Found Ted's account

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

, but not to bake buns with Ted Cruz?

Death_Equity@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y (4 replies)

And he is 23.

But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Ravishing Rick rude died at the age of 39. So every time you’d see his insane jawline, wrinkled face and huge just ache, you were looking at a guy in his late 20s early 30s.

The big boss man had a 20+ year career and died at 41

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Hailing from Booger Hole, West Virginia...in the very skimpy silk briefs he's chosen to wrestle in...

bruhduh@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Asbestos be like

gnutrino@programming.dev · 27 pts · 1y

Their heart is throbbing with cholesterol

AtariDump@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y

DickFiasco@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This should be the official portrait of lemmyshitpost.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

This should be my official Linkedin portrait.

Nutteman@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Hey it's not nice to use pictures of Stavros Halkias like that

crusa187@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 1y

Stavvy never had that full of a head of hair and you know it.

Pacattack57@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

This must be Rafael Cruz

not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 1y (5 replies)

is that a real picture? :0

WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y (4 replies)

It isn’t.

doomcanoe@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y (3 replies)
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WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I just mean that Ted doesn’t suddenly have long hair and more chins than usual.

GladiusB@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

less

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 2 pts · 1y

Have you seen him in person? Maybe it's everything else that's shopped.

MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

He's giving off strong Greg "The Hammer" Valentine vibes there lol

nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl · 12 pts · 1y

This looks more like the bottom of my compost container during warm and damp days.

Binette@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Hot take he looks attractive

Edit: that's ted cruz? i hate face blidness

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y (1 reply)

There really is someone for everyone.

brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y

lol

Atropos@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y

Dang, he's twice the man he used to be

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 3 pts · 1y

I'm reporting you to the .ml admins

But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

No joke if you shaved his face he would look like Greg the hammer valentine

owiseedoubleyou@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y

Richard Cruzman

collapse_already@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y

Looks like Zodiac has been bulking into his fat cat role. "The cheesecake helps me forget how many people hate me. I can almost forget that I now suck the dick of a man who made fun of my wife on international TV."

Spezi@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1y

Looks like the average reddit mod.