Comparison is the thief of joy

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33 Comments

Vincent@feddit.nl · 62 pts · 1y (11 replies)
Zwiebel@feddit.org · 19 pts · 1y

Fuck you

TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y

Oh god. A joke but that's dangerous

Rade0nfighter@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y

If this is isn’t already on steam for a couple of bucks, it should be.

pyre@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y

if you play it for a while it becomes an average tiktok video

sheetzoos@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Protip: Click the "Stimulate" button and then hold "Enter"

Speiser0@feddit.org · 5 pts · 1y

Or make your window very flat, so the DVD always bounces.

racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 1y

Half an hour later it stuck. Good riddance.

Matriks404@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Got to lv. 20, but everything started to lag so much, it was starting to be unplayable.

fool@programming.dev · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This is like the beach that makes you old. You doubt it, you go there, you ignore the "Beach That Makes You Old" sign, the beach makes you old.

pyre@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

is this referring to something?

Dozzi92@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

There's another Neal one of sun versus moon, a little friendly competition.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 35 pts · 1y (4 replies)

This game actually exists, except that it's "Watch Grass Grow Simulator" instead of paint drying.

And it's in VR!

There's also that "Banana" game that keeps getting up on the top 10 most played games of steam. It's not actually a game; it's a money generation scheme exploiting the trading card drop system and marketplace.

_____@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y (3 replies)

when tiktokers started this "rawdog" challenge (not what you think it means)

it's basically taking a trip / flight but doing nothing during the travelling

they made this online game where it uses your cam so you can sit virtually and "rawdog" a flight and it has online rankings

and yes the term is completely stupid and it's very typical of tiktok to use words they don't understand for another meaning

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 18 pts · 1y

I'm an older millennial and even I figured out what they meant by "rawdogging" because people my age have been using it the same way since forever ago, too. It can be anything that involves messing around with something gross without adequate protection/a barrier between it and you. It envokes the same idea as fucking without a condom.

Amanduh@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y

Rawdawg can mean whatever bro, I just had to rawdawg your comment and rawdogged this reply to you.

EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Reminds me of desert bus vr

loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 1y (5 replies)
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ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 56 pts · 1y

Sounds like you're still at rank 3899 or so.

EndlessApollo@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y

Once you make it through all the walls in the campaign, you get to new wall+ where they take three times as long to dry

Zwiebel@feddit.org · 10 pts · 1y

1000058333

Revan343@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 1y

They repaint it while you watch

perviouslyiner@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Watch concrete setting, so it's never complete!

Karcinogen@discuss.tchncs.de · 16 pts · 1y

Isn't this what happened with the banana game on Steam and the banana skin stock market that arose?

palordrolap@fedia.io · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

There is literally a game about this. Except it's not about that at all. Or is it? But that's kind of a spoiler. Or is it?

Watch funny Australian man play it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAqwbhoAp7Q

TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

omgg I love jolly

rumba@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1y (3 replies)

God, now I want to make this. It watches your front facing camera and tries to detect how hard you're staring at the camera. The harder you stare the faster the color turns lighter....

Olhonestjim@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Nah, the paint still dries at the same rate. How hard you stare just increases the score.

perviouslyiner@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

See also: Anti-AFK cages in SecondLife. If you don't pay attention, the timer gets extended.

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 1y
Damaskox@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I would at least give it a try 😂

MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Those games that show your rank even though you're not playing against anyone else always irk me lol I always assume the people in the top 10 either have someone else paying their bills or have found some way to play crappy mobile games for a living

Takumidesh@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

dang, I was hoping watchpaint.com was an actual site, but it seems that it's not

Boozilla@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
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