Can you draw what she was holding?

Inspiration

Here's my best attempt:

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ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 339 pts · 1y (3 replies)

reddig33@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y

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nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 1y

thank you David. everyone else can go home now

Exec@pawb.social · 6 pts · 1y

Not the kind of sidetalkin we wanted

vivavideri@lemmy.world · 275 pts · 1y (5 replies)

you know you've done it.
you know you've done it.

Glytch@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Doot doot!

davidagain@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
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SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 1y

There are people that have done it and people that lie and say they haven't.

FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Eaten baguettes? Hon hon hon

NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
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tkk13909@sopuli.xyz · 207 pts · 1y (10 replies)

1000083964

diemartin@sh.itjust.works · 141 pts · 1y

CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

Thanks Mr Skeletal!

MakingWork@lemmy.ca · 0 pts · 1y (7 replies)

It's noot noot, not doot doot. Lol

tkk13909@sopuli.xyz · 23 pts · 1y (3 replies)
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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Slovene@feddit.nl · 11 pts · 1y

Thank, Mr. Skeltal!

MakingWork@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y

I was making a penguin reference.. :(

M137@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Congratulations, you are wrong!

ZeffSyde@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Found the secret penguin.

MakingWork@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y

Yes!

anubis119@lemmy.world · 194 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Orientation Unclear

Orientation Unclear

Akasazh@feddit.nl · 14 pts · 1y

I always upvote klein bottles

rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 182 pts · 1y (11 replies)

Coldcell@sh.itjust.works · 56 pts · 1y

Is the fucking Loss??

dechnically@sh.itjust.works · 39 pts · 1y

what is- oh it's fucking :.|:;

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y (7 replies)

You sly son of a bitch.

victorz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Fill me in on this? ๐Ÿ˜…

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (5 replies)

The "Origin" section here is a good explanation.

victorz@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Thanks! That's pretty detailed, but it fails to explain one thing I'm very curious about now. Did the CAD creator mean to post about their personal experience with miscarriage? If so, that's pretty freaking mean to make a mockery of the comic in such a widespread way by the internet community. ๐Ÿ˜…

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I was never a huge reader of that comic, so I'm not sure. I just like the meme because of it's obscurity/subtlety. That it can literally be reproduced with hieroglyphics, etc... Just somehow feels like it's one of the handful of things that will definitely survive into the distant future when people are trying to figure out wtf we were doing. But I didn't know about it for a long, long time, so I'm not really an expert.

victorz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

lol yeah, I just heard of it now and it had its 10 year anniversary almost seven years ago. My oldest is 5. ๐Ÿซฃ

bss03@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 1y

I was a daily reader of CAD at the time and I thought the reaction was disproportionate, but none of my partners have ever had a miscarriage during the time I was with them, as far as I know. (I cannot have a miscarriage myself.) There were some reactions that just seemed "mean", but some people that had experienced a miscarriage (or a partner's miscarriage) felt attacked/wronged by the comic for various reasons. I personally thought it was creative, tho it was not the tone I was expecting.

I think we mostly still don't really know what makes things "go viral", so I'm really not sure why it did, though I think most of the "meme-abilty" has to do with how "recognizable" the minimalist takes make it. Ex: :.|:;

TeraByteMarx@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y

Watch HBomber guy video on CAD

Skanky@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y

Oh no you didn't

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 167 pts · 1y (4 replies)

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 31 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Why's she sniffing the flashlight?

GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 1y

To see if she has a yeast infection.

SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

It looks like she's muttering "Newman!" like Seinfeld.

NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
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BallShapedMan@lemmy.world · 141 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Instructions unclear

NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 1y (5 replies)
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taiyang@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y

That's why you full your mouth with boiling water, duh.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

Nah, that looks about right. It's hard to tell how much it is when it's dry.

Oh, shit. I made way too much pasta again.

Dragonstaff@leminal.space · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

You are not the Spaghetti Overlord. The people will sphagett as they please.

NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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Dragonstaff@leminal.space · 7 pts · 1y

No God's! No Pasta Masters!

Spaghetti derives from the consent of the people.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 112 pts · 1y (1 reply)

murmelade@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y

Only one that made me chuckle.

NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world · 112 pts · 1y (3 replies)
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Opisek@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Idk, feel like I would prefer it in a sandwich. A sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it.

NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
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dan1101@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

Misbehavin'

MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 106 pts · 1y (1 reply)

ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 1y

I was hoping for the Bee Movie script.

Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world · 101 pts · 1y

IronKrill@lemmy.ca · 98 pts · 1y

They're an international spy, obviously.

kux@lemm.ee · 81 pts · 1y (2 replies)

perpetual motion

laranis@lemmy.zip · 23 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I was expecting crazy stuff in this thread. But this... This is art.

kux@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

thank you for enjoying this content

SkaBunkel@lemmy.world · 66 pts · 1y (1 reply)

always holding... Its so bad im sorry.

Theonetheycall1845@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

No this is great! Very original

itsathursday@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 1y

Skanky@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 1y

I am in middle school again

MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It's not something I would personally want to drink, but to each their own I guess ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

whotookkarl@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Not the doo doo feces!

fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 46 pts · 1y (2 replies)
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jabathekek@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

An alternate universe where AoT took place in early 2000's Afghanistan.

fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y
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archchan@lemmy.ml · 44 pts · 1y

No one else did it, so someone has to...

Shardikprime@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 1y

A plank. She is obviously working at a military construction site

TheOakTree@lemm.ee · 37 pts · 1y

She's just practicing :)

refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org · 31 pts · 1y (3 replies)

43742

samus12345@lemm.ee · 47 pts · 1y (1 reply)

kux@lemm.ee · 21 pts · 1y
victorz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

What a lovely thing

Pornacount128@lemmynsfw.com · 27 pts · 1y

Is this the birth of lemmy photoshopbattles?

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1y (12 replies)
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burgersc12@mander.xyz · 33 pts · 1y (5 replies)

This seems unlikely, I believe they were going for a salt shaker into the mouth

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (4 replies)

My mind must just be in the gutter. But still, you have to admit it does kind of look like she's doing you-know-what!

burgersc12@mander.xyz · 11 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Sorry I think I dropped the sarcasm a little too subtlety lol

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y (2 replies)

One of us did. :) I was just continuing the bit, amusing myself at the idea of being too timid to even reference a blowjob after painstakingly Photoshopping and posting a photo of a throbbing, veiny dildo that somehow looks more real than my actual penis.

RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It looked so real the mods removed it.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

It really did. If they're anything like me, it made them deeply insecure and they didn't want to confront it any longer (heh).

MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Understandable, the trouble to find a picture online of a real penis.

davidagain@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Uh, you have safe search set to moderate. You'll need to turn that off altogether if you really want to see actual penises.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y

Oh, right.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

You get it. Now imagine how flushed with embarrassment I was having to scroll through page after page after page of juicy cock photos trying to find just the right one.

Dragonstaff@leminal.space · 5 pts · 1y

One day we will develop POIP technology, but, alas.

ICastFist@programming.dev · 4 pts · 1y

Banana: how to thicken penis

FilthyHookerSpit@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Long lips ๐Ÿ‘„

Shardikprime@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

It would have cost you zero dollars to not make this and yet here we are

TORFdot0@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y

Sheโ€™s a hydro homie ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I love that no one in this comment thread did the obvious.

dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 1y

5 dollar footlong meatball sub?

surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

Wooden train whistle?

MolecularCactus1324@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (8 replies)
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ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 63 pts · 1y (7 replies)

DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Mandela catalog twitter be like: Intruder

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I upvoted this and love the energy, but I have no idea what it means.

kux@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

i feel like if i understood anything about this it would be less funny

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

It's the Poltergust--the weapon from Luigi's mansion. I figured it was more subtle than having her stab him in the head.

meneervana@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

This one is gold

NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
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pseudo@jlai.lu · 9 pts · 1y
Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 1y

I need somwthing back like r/photoshopBattles.
That aub was awesome.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 1y

bobble86@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y

This thread is like Reddit before it went down

WatDabney@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 1y

A loaf of Skyrim bread.

Michal@programming.dev · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Obvious it's blow dart

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 3 pts · 1y

Then present it

jordanlund@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Electric toothbrush? Nope, can't draw that. :(

NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

She isn't holding a thing.

She is holding her open, empty hand, and she is looking up to you, and she says: "...yes, really, that big. Now look at you. Can you see why I just am a little disappointed?"

Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
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nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -3 pts · 1y (3 replies)

it's poop

explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Drawing or GTFO

nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 1y (1 reply)

bro i can't

kux@lemm.ee · -2 pts · 1y

cactus_head@programming.dev · -63 pts · 1y (8 replies)

Bitch Fuck you, i kept refreshing the page thinking their was something wrong with my browser Also do plz mark this NSFW, There is an actual (rubber) penis in the comments

daggermoon@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You must be fun at parties

cactus_head@programming.dev · -1 pts · 1y

Just cuz its not real person doesn't mean it should be labeled as NSFW. I remember someone posted a screenshot of twitter post which all venom and all there penis type and even that was marked NSFW

Liz@midwest.social · 19 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Actual rubber penis is just the funniest phrase.

TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

no this png on my screen is REAL guys!!

angrystego@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

Ce ci n'est pas un penis.

endeavor@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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cactus_head@programming.dev · 0 pts · 1y

Girls i am not even on the same side of the sphere as America?

webcam_stalker@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y

there*