Men Face $1,000 Fine if They 'Discharge Semen' Under New Bill

A lot of men will need bank spank loans.

A few nation’s debts

I mean tbf the GOP has a supermajority in the Ohio House so there's probably not much she can do other than trolling.

Agreed.

I get what they're doing, but they can look at the stats and see that Trump has broadened his coalition, in part, because of the fashionable hate directed toward men by people who consider themselves progressive, and stupid shit like this just adds gasoline to the fire.

Seriously, I'm so tired oh these "Gotcha! Look at how hypocritical they are!" gestures. They're empty and a complete waste of time.

They. Do. Not. Care.

It'd legitimately be hilarious if they introduced it on the House floor and the general response was, "Oh, yeah, this is perfect!" and it somehow passed.

Yah, the at times almost universal male genital mutilation in the US goes back to religious nutjobs like Kellog & co to stop boys from masturbating. It's also what motivated Kellog, in his quest for the blandest food, to invent cornflakes, because, apparently, spicy foods make you naughty. Good Glob, I wish I was kidding.

As well as with homosexuality. People should definitely learn about the history of sodomite. Gang bangs of pastor were a thing.

Absolutely will not happen in Ohio, the only way the statehouse could do anything beneficial for it's citizens would be to have a massive gas leak

They are too busy hurting people.

They aren't trying to shame anyone. They are just trying to get thier own names on the news. You mistake these poloticians for people who care about others.

Every sperm is sacred:

https://youtu.be/fUspLVStPbk

I'm already several hundred thousand in debt.

Fucking Spoogspeare over here

all the listed exceptions will be declared illegal in separate legislation.

I haven't read the article yet but I'm really not understanding what they're even trying to dissuade here... Like what tort are they even punishing in their twisted little minds?

EDIT okay right away the article adds some much needed context:

The bill has been proposed by State Representatives Anita Somani and Tristan Rader, who wrote it to point out what they see as the absurdity of rules that control women's bodies but do not control men's.

It's like a protest bill.

That's wild

Pro gooners are fine because they never cum /s

Maybe I'm OOTL, but what is the appeal to pay $100?

I mean, what about people with vasectomy? Do we just get the death sentence?

There would be a national day of gooning.

I did the same thing in the derection of Cincinnati, going west on the I-70

"Sorry, afraid we cannot discharge you"

Their bill has some exceptions, as it says men in Ohio will not be fined if they are using birth control, donating sperm, masturbating, or having sex with another man or member of the LGBTQ+ community. The bill is specifically aimed at men having straight sex without protection who do not then create a baby.