Life goals

coin gets rejected, he has hit awkwardly hold the doll, grab the coin and try to put it in the right way

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37 Comments

gratux@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 44 pts · 1y

Well of course HDGAF, it was deflated.

eager_eagle@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 1y

does that count as a blow job?

Gladaed@feddit.org · 21 pts · 1y

At least he didn't fill her up right then and there afterwards.

Croquette@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 1y (4 replies)

People gotta stop being weird about sex.

fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 1y (3 replies)

A sex doll is almost the definition of "weird about sex"

Hikermick@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Maybe if we weren't weird about sex, folks wouldn't need to fuck a balloon.

Croquette@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Why is it so weird? How is it any different than a pucket pussy or a vibrator?

People have sex. Lots of people, lots of sex and as much different way to have sex.

It's a toy made specifically for sex. Nothing weird about it.

Tyfud@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

It's exactly like that. Except without the bachelor. Or the party.

Well, maybe a little bit of party.

Werbert@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (2 replies)
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loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y
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JustRalph@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Then do it again.

BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (3 replies)

The free air pump is the wildest thing about this?

Free? Where is this?

ftbd@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

You can find these stations in lots of public places in Europe. They usually have some tools for basic bicycle repair too

Hikermick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Shit, in the US you now gotta swipe a credit card to buy air. TO BUY AIR!

Hupf@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1y

Perri-air

secret300@lemmy.sdf.org · 9 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Has anyone ever used one of those blow up "sex dolls" cause like I can't imagine it actually feeling good. More just a gag decoration at a party

Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (3 replies)

As a person equipped with a penis I can promise you, if there is a hole, some one has put their dick in it.

secret300@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Well no doubt about that. I'm asking how it feels. I don't imagine it's good

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 4 pts · 1y

Just Asking For A Friend

I assume you'd lube it up but yeah. Lonely dudes aren't shelling out 3k for full sized fuck dolls because $20 blowups are an acceptable substitute.

Hikermick@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Cheaper to buy a coconut

Siegfried@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

My bro was visiting family in the united states of north of Mexico, and while there got to visit Chicago. First thing he saw entering the train was a "just an ass - vagina" of a used sex doll trashed on the entrance of the wagon.... keep not giving a fuck northmexicans

Maiq@lemy.lol · 6 pts · 1y

I like your style dude.

Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Blowing it up, might be a prank. Fucking it? Well yeah, he don't care.

strongarm@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y

"It's for a friend"

atro_city@fedia.io · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

How old is that picture? Are there any JPEG daters in here?

truthfultemporarily@feddit.org · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I wonder how accurate you can date a picture based on jpeg artifacts and resolution.

morrowind@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y

That's actually really interesting. I bet you could do it really well if you had some measure of how popular the image was

RejZoR@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y

No one wants to have sex with a headache.

TheBraveSirRobbin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I mean he probably should've waited until night

BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

When he carries it away afterwards, is that sex trafficking?

Krompus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Most socially adept The Long Drive player.

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y

No shame.

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 1 pts · 1y

Garbage-tier life goals

Mobiuthuselah@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

That looks like Judy. She's more of an inflatable companion. Only hole she has is the air nozzle.

answersplease77@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I'd do the same if there're no kids or young girls around

tias@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 1y

"Yes officer, this comment right here"

ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Please explain the difference between young girls and young boys in this scenario.

answersplease77@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y

young girls 18-24 I'd say. I have nieces that are this age. I just want to pump my doll and go home in peace