Edit for those who have never seen the full series of commercials: Long Long Man ends up marrying the dude who is always with the gal who is always lusting over Long Long Man
If you're thinking of the joke about the professor of deductive reasoning, I've always heard it as a doghouse, but I'm sure there are variations. Only 8 billion people on Earth, after all ;-)
I thought I was good at rhythm games until I tried Rift of the Necrodancer... I understand everything that I'm supposed to do but actually accomplishing it is beyond my skills.
When you fullscreen a game, particularly a first person shooter, what do you see at the upper and lowermost bounds? Can you see behind yourself with a fisheye setting?
Flight sims and racing sims won’t give a shit. They’ll use it fine. Sea of Thieves and Witcher will adapt fine, too. They look fucking awesome on an ultra wide, and I doubt they’d care if it’s portrait.
78 Comments
scytale@lemm.ee · 134 pts · 1y
Tetris.
SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 1y
damn that would be gnarly
simplejack@lemmy.world · 111 pts · 1y
OP:
dawnslayer@moist.catsweat.com · 71 pts · 1y
LONG LONG MAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAN
Lunar_Voyager@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
How do you know op is gay?
Edit for those who have never seen the full series of commercials: Long Long Man ends up marrying the dude who is always with the gal who is always lusting over Long Long Man
DJDarren@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 1y
He doesn't have a dog house.
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Oh. Well yeah obviously then. That's logic.
JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I dunno if this is the reference I think it is, but if it is, isn't it supposed to be a lawn mower not a dog house?
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
If you're thinking of the joke about the professor of deductive reasoning, I've always heard it as a doghouse, but I'm sure there are variations. Only 8 billion people on Earth, after all ;-)
JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Fair enough lol
My version goes something along the lines of no lawn mower > no lawn mowing > no wife to tell him to mow lawn > gay
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Ah, see, that actually makes a lot more sense. This one is no dog house > no dog > not a family man > gay. Very atomic family era.
DJDarren@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y
The Norm McDonald version is a dog house.
idunnololz@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Dude spoilers
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Sorry for ruining the plot
secret300@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 1y
Long man will go down in history as a legend perhaps even a god
Mixel@feddit.org · 43 pts · 1y
With that you can maybe read a whole part of a java stacktrace!
jon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 27 pts · 1y
You'll still need dual monitors if you want to read the whole class names.
papalonian@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y
Play some Guitar Hero
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 1y
I thought I was good at rhythm games until I tried Rift of the Necrodancer... I understand everything that I'm supposed to do but actually accomplishing it is beyond my skills.
tyler@programming.dev · 5 pts · 1y
Same
HollowNaught@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
If you have a good arcade near you, I recommend trying maimai. Excellent little rhythm game that's fairly simple to grasp
BleatingZombie@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y
Try Teeeeeeeeeetris
BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 28 pts · 1y
I'm sure Dwarf Fortress has a mode/plugin for that resolution.
orrk@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
just get the base version of bay12games, it will scale just fine!
killeronthecorner@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y
Pinball!
SmokeytheBeard1@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
Yeha this is perfect. And he can get one of those flipper boxes too
pyre@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
"I'm looking for a game that has the aspect ratio of a person"
Lexam@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
Sheet music.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 23 pts · 1y
I could definitely put the Smoke On The Water tabs up there.
For when the ladies come over.
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io · 14 pts · 1y
You just need more monitors to make a normal aspect ratio!
finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
Terraria
Anissem@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 1y
The tower sitting on the edge corner there is triggering my anxiety
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
But the wall is on both sides so it can't fall. It might slip but nothing catastrophic would happen.
Anissem@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1y
You don’t understand anxiety
wabafee@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
You can finally display all the codes
DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 1y
Debug like an absolute fiend.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Emulating DS titles with your screen like that is pretty neat
Blaster_M@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Now you see, this is the kind of display you need to play the Laterally Unplayable Factorio Challenge
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 9 pts · 1y
Ikaruga would be perfect for you!
(I remember putting my square CRT TV on its side for this game's vertical mode lol)
tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Seriously though, there’s a lot of bullet hell that are suddenly available to you, on a screen like that.
earphone843@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y
I legit want this for reviewing logs.
naeap@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 1y
I made a kind of T-Fighter setup
In the middle a high and wide horizontal screen and on each side a virtual screen for logs or header files
Imho that's just perfect
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 1y
Tetris?
Sickduck@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y
Astroids. Gotta see those stones from miles away.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Asteroids just loop around on all sides. It’s the UFOs you gotta watch out for.
Shape4985@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y
Full screen jump king?
superkret@feddit.org · 6 pts · 1y
Try mobile games
hlqxz@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y
phlegmy@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
Icy Tower
DoubleSpace@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
I was thinking SimTower.
CaptDust@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
Raiden 5, or similar vertical shooter. Maybe pinball would be cool too.
tiles@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Downwell lol
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
When you fullscreen a game, particularly a first person shooter, what do you see at the upper and lowermost bounds? Can you see behind yourself with a fisheye setting?
TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
First person, and top down view
hungrythirstyhorny@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
youtube shorts
NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y
T A L L
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
All the way up!
NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y
Never gonna let you (go) down
MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 1y
Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 1y
Try turning the monitor so it faces the wall and then play from memory. Games are generally better in your memory (also faster).
huquad@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y
Which slot machine is this?
countrypunk@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 1y
You can read your scroll tho
samus12345@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
Ultra tate mode.
gedaliyah@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Chaotic evil
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 1y
Ehhhh I say chaotic neutral. Evil would be diagonal.
saltnotsugar@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
This might be an opportunity to develop a game. Like the adventures of Pong Lenis or something.
Coreidan@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Think of all the porn tho
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
Let’s remake Raptor: Call of the Shadows for you.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y
I found that as far as 3440 @ 35" is still a comfortable width. How do you use your ultraultrawide?
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Darius? Ninja Warrior? X-Men?
Madison420@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Iirc there's a tetris version that just fits to screen and resolution, you could have like 10,000 rows high.
MintyAnt@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
BUY MORE MONITORS
A_A@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Unite with the princess at the end would be great resolution of a game 😋 !
istdaslol@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y
This is the setup for deaddrop pro Player
Rooty@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Clash of clans aah type setup.
anzo@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1y
Finally, I can follow those threaded intellectual debates on the Internet without scrolling!
TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Immersive!
surph_ninja@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Flight sims and racing sims won’t give a shit. They’ll use it fine. Sea of Thieves and Witcher will adapt fine, too. They look fucking awesome on an ultra wide, and I doubt they’d care if it’s portrait.